Lesley

Hey gs!

No fanmix today because...I don't want to.

Bleh Gob didn't say what the next fanmix will be in his last post. I sure as sugar hope that he will do so in his post today!!!

Okay Noah well Hob and I were talking about maybe having at least one challenge next month and also a new game so that may give you some things to do.

Okay now Hob is going to say something:

Hey buddies! Um today I petted a cat with my fingers. She was a cat who loved to go on adventures. One day she went to the hardware store and said, "Do you have any sinks here?" And the lady said, "We only have these brown ones!" She said, "I wanted a yellow one!!" Then she laid down in the middle of the store. A little boy came over and pet her, well he tried to. She meowed so much and walked away really sneakily. Then, she peeked her little head over into the next aisle and meowed meowed. "Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow." Just then, she heard a noise. It was the sound of a little spider. She went over to it and said, "I will eat you up!" The spider said, "Skjgsldjglskjfsdljkfldjsljflsjdghdsgesjslkjfjsdgjlksdjglseiwutlsjlkjsdvmlsdjgsrelkscmsdjgslejgldkjdsjg!!!!!!!!!!!!" She was so frightened, but she put on a brave face and gobbled it right down. Then, she found a nice refrigerator in that store! She jumped onto it. From up above she spied the most beautiful doorknobs! She went to them and loved them. The end.

Well. Today was such a boring day! There is nothing in this world to live for!!!!

Wow you know how it felt like such a big deal to have had our 1000th post because it was like the culmination of two and a half years of posting on this blog? Well really it wasn't because over half of those post have been in the last like 6 months. So at this rate we would have 2000 posts in like...just one more year. Just thought you should know that.

That's all follks!!!

claude

Hey gs.

Once upon a time there was a cat.  This cat was very strange.  She made sounds with her mouth, high pitched squeaking noises that warned everyone she was coming to kill them.  But no one understood a word she was saying.

Day in and day out she maneuvered through the house, taking every chance to deliver her message. A simple "meow" and she had told all she needed to tell. She would be coming soon to collect their souls.

No one made a move to stop her because they didn't bother to listen to her. They thought she was just saying hello. They had no idea their end was coming soon.

Finally the day arrived. The cat sharpened her claws in anticipation. Then suddenly, something interrupted her.

It was a bird! A bird outside the window. Hello bird! The cat purred. She would be killing the bird very soon.

Except the bird was emitting its own mysterious tones. Strange chirping noises. The cat didn't know what to make of them. What did these annoying chirps mean?

The genre-savvy cat knew curiosity was often the downfall of her kind, but she couldn't help herself. She had to know. She sprinted outside but the closer she got to the bird and the source of the chirping the further away the pesky thing moved.

The bird, still chirping, flew high into the sky, disappearing into the clouds above. The cat put her jet pack into gear and followed the bird into the great blue expanse, never to be seen again.

The moral of the story is, never trust a bird.

Heroism Is Found In The Heart, Part 1

HEY GS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WELCOME TO THE 200TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

alright unfortunately i only have about an hour and a half to do this but i will still try to make it awesome! also, fortunately i have been working on something special for you!

ok now look at this.

RIP minnie. ):

and ok now...well i'm not going to yell at anyone in our special 200th post, but i just want to say i'm very disappointed in everyone right now. even me. do you realize there has been like NO challenge activity in the last like week or something? but not to fear because your merciful lord is handing out more extensions. um, i'm not sure for how long yet, but pleaaaase keep working on those ones and i won't even give you any more challenges...in this post.

ok g....have you ever wanted to listen to almost the entire dr. horrible soundrack in the form of a bunch of hastily made heroes vids?!? well, just in case you have, being the HUGE glug that i am, procured for you, exactly that. so yeah...i'm a big glug. here ya go. let's watch them in order.

arg stupid moist! haha

ok next one.

peter: you got a little crush, don't you sylar? well that's gonna make this hard to hear. see, later i'm gonna take little claire back to my place. show her the command center, petrellicycle, maybe even the petejet. you think she likes me now? i'm gonna give claire the night of her life, just because you want her. and i get what you want. see, claire's giving it up, she's giving it up hard. cause she's with captain sponge, and these *hold up fists* are not the sponge....the sponge is my penis.

hahaha

ok, so that wasn't all the songs, but i'm currently working on "so they say" but its not done. oh well. i think i've made my point. my point is...that i'm a glug. yeah.

wow an hour left. ok let's see. what to do, what to do. how can i make this post awesome? ok i will tell a story.

once upon a time there was a goblin. his name was gob. he was very much in love with woman named elle, even though she was really insane and not even that attractive and whatever. anyway, yeah for some reason he just couldn't keep his goblin eyes off her. BUT THEN one day, he and elle were enjoying a move. despicable me to be precise, and they were making out in the back of the movie theater, when elle spotted something on the screen.

"she's so cute i'm gonna die!" elle screeched, pointing at the little girl on the big screen. during this outburst, she accidentally spilled her slusho all over gob because she was such a big klutzy glug. gob swore like an animal.

"ELLE HOW COULD YOU!?" he howled, standing right up and causing a huge commotion. "THIS IS MY FAVORITE STAR WARS T-SHIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

elle apologized over and over but gob would not hear a word of it.

"i don't know if i can ever love you again," he admitted, walking out of the theater, which was lucky timing, because he was about to be thrown out anyway for interrupting everyone's pleasant movie viewing experience, and talking over a bunch of really great lines.

gob headed straight to the laundromat because obviously his fave shirt needed immediate care. and that was when he saw her...the most beautiful creature his goblin eyes had ever had the honor of seeing. he knew right away her name was penny because that how true his love was.

gob sauntered over to the magnificent being. "ooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaay yaka!" he yelled.

penny looked alarmed. "what?"

gob felt like a fool! of course! of course she wouldn't understand goblin-speak! how could he have been so foolish!?!?!? "i...uh...i love the air," he told her, and then finished his business of saving his fave shirt from a stained life. once the faces of all his beloved star wars characters were slusho-free, he looked to see if penny was still around. but alas, she was gone. gob decided to stalk her because his sneaky goblin ways ensured he wouldn't be caught.

he quickly located her and was in the process of following her home when he was pounced on by his ex-girlfriend.

"you heartless meanie!" elle growled, tackling gob to the ground. "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!!!"

"sorry! sorry! sorry!" gob apologized quickly, afraid that if he didn't, he would be fried to crisp.

"don't apologize to me," elle sniffed, "i see how it is. i saw her gob. i suppose you're not into blondes, anymore."

"no i am!" gob soothed, stroking elle's golden tresses. "i'm sorry, i love you!"

"no you love her!" elle began to cry.

"no! i don't it's nothing! it's...it's just in infatuation. it's nothing!"

"suuuuuure," elle rolled her eyes, not believing a word of it. "i'm pregnant by the way, as if you care."

gob's goblin eyes widened. his elle was pregant!? he was going to be a father!? suddenly everything changed. "elle," he said, lifting her chin with his hand. "i love you. i'm sorry i lost my temper at the movie theater. i shouldn't have. and i don't know why i was stalking this girl. i don't even know her. i don't love her. i love you and..." he stroked elle's tummy. "i love our baby."

"you...do?" elle said in wonder.

"yes."

"good," said elle happily. "ok, let's go buy me things now."

gob agreed, helping elle up and putting his arm around her. together they walked off into the sunset. "let's name it minnie."

the end.

ok now the game!

1. Favorite song at this exact moment: brand new day
2. Most listened to song today: so they say
3. Song listening to at the moment or last listened to song: so they say
4. Song that goes with your mood: feeling good
5. zombie by the cranberries

About Last Night

Sup. Ok. Crazy story. So last night I freaking went to sleep at 9:00. Except it was supposed to be just a nap so I fell asleep with the light on and without brushing my teeth and junk. And then I woke up at 4 AM and I wasn't tired. Except then I fell asleep again with my feet on my pillow and my head in the middle of my bed and then I woke up when my dad woke me up and I felt sick as a sick dog so no school for me. This shebong was because of that little stunt you fools pulled the other night where you kept me up really late and I only got 3 hours of sleep though I usually get 3 or 4 hours of sleep on school nights so idek. But I also hadnt gotten much sleep the night before that cuz I didn't get to the hotel until like 2:30. that was awesome though. i went to Ihop. I've always wanted to do that in the night. WHOA I JUST HEARD THE WORD NIGHT WHEN I TYPED THAT. Ok. Well the list game is over but here's another list. It's a really glug list of stuff I want to do over the summer. It's a glug list cuz it was gonna start off being really specific and stuff but then i felt like I would wait until i was bored in schoo or wahtevs and make a really specif list then so here ya go:

-Buy The Sims 3
-Read fanfiction
-Watch Supernatural
-Watch other shows maybs
-Rewatch stuff 94r5348534643
-Watch some movies
-Read some books
-Clean my room
-Download 9435683476346 musics
-ORGANIZE MY GMAIL DRAFTS
-Organize other stuff on my comp
-Make music vids
-Make a rainbow cake
-Make lotsa pictures
-Arts and crafts

haha para ik what tomorrow is. arrrgh last yeah on this date may term had already started a long time ago. why can't it be last year? asdkjhgasdjghalsdgahlsdgadgs

bleh g i have never wanted a week to be over so much in my life. but next time i post it will be friday and life will be awesome. ok.

ok the game for this month is another 30 day thing except this one is all about tv! goosbag!

30 DAY T.V MEME
Day 01- A show that should have never been canceled
Day 02 - A show that you wish more people were watching
Day 03 - Your favorite new show ( aired this t.v season)
Day 04 - Your favorite show ever
Day 05 - A show you hate
Day 06 - Favorite episode of your favorite t.v show
Day 07 - Least favorite episode of your favorite t.v show
Day 08 - A show everyone should watch
Day 09 - Best scene ever
Day 10 - A show you thought you wouldn’t like but ended up loving
Day 11 - A show that disappointed you
Day 12 - An episode you’ve watched more than 5 times
Day 13 - Favorite childhood show
Day 14 - Favorite male character
Day 15 - Favorite female character
Day 16 - Your guilty pleasure show
Day 17 - Favorite mini series
Day 18 - Favorite title sequence
Day 19 - Best t.v show cast
Day 20 - Favorite kiss
Day 21 - Favorite ship
Day 22 - Favorite series finale
Day 23 - Most annoying character
Day 24 - Best quote
Day 25 - A show you plan on watching (old or new)
Day 26 - OMG WTF? Season finale
Day 27 - Best pilot episode
Day 28 - First t.v show obsession
Day 29 - Current t.v show obsession
Day 30 - Saddest character death

Day 01- A show that should have never been canceled


I meant what
Well g you know this is 9048534543 better than that cartoon junk they show on TV these days.

Day 02 - A show that you wish more people were watching


Well idk g...idk how popular this show is in the UK but I don't know a single American that watches it and it doesn't seem to be that popular in the UK either and it's so great so yeah.


soon para and gob will be punished btw.

Bleh that's all.
-Hob