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Hey gs

DANGIT EVERYONE

WE HECKED UP WE HECKED UP WE HECKED UP WE HECKED UP WE'RE SORRY WE'RE TRASH

Okay but seriously I was like ok I'm gonna start posting when school starts but then I didn't.  And then I was like ok I'm gonna start posting in September but then what

Okay we are let's start posting

First I'm gonna reply to everything

Sounds like that was a lil day you had what were those chunks

Haha obscure space comic was it Nova???

My old room is good except dangit I can't get my posters up no matter how hard I try.  Actually I haven't tried in a while maybe I will try again but just dangit

My roommate like I want us to be fine but we're not that fine like first of all I've become a problematic roommate bc I always have friends over and I know that would be annoying to me if she did that but I do it anyway bc I'm trash. But ok like shes so gross!!! Her side of the room is so messy she leaves dirty dishes everywhere her lotion stuff smells so bad and I hate it bleh.  Also her hair gets everywhere I mean I guess mine does too but I at least try to clean mine up but she just leaves it there and I really want to vacuum but I can't find a vacuum bleh.  Okay also she leaves the door unlocked all the time and leaves the light on. And her humidifer thing she leaves on all the time and like what is it for? What does it do?  That's still a mystery to me.  Oh also she chews on a blanket all the time.  Just why? Why do you do that?  Are you a goat?

Anyway that's happening.

Abby's good I guess we have writing time together every night basically although she's writing a lot faster than me and she's probably going to overtake me soon. I was going to write right now to try to stay ahead of her but I decided to write this post instead so you're welcome

Abby didn't bring her horse :(

Tom is fine.  Wait no he's sick.  But he's fine don't worry about him

Wow is mom still playing that game? Haha I never played that Kardashian game but I always thought if I did I would be MJ

OMG YOUR MS MARVEL COMIC!!! Did you get it????

Well actually the rest of your stuff is just stuff idk nice stuff.  Well if there's something there you want me to respond to directly then just holla at me

OKAY BUT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT COMICS BECAUSE

SPIDER-GWEN IS COMING TO US NEXT WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow I'm so excited but also.  I just read the preview and ok I know I said I wanted Peter to die but....when I read the preview and discovered he's dead I cried.  Dangit why do I do this?  I am trash. I am trash of the worst kind.  Except he didn't get thrown off a bridge dangit that fuckin nerd basically brought it on himself it looks like so he deserved it everyone stop crying ok

Um hmm what else?  I'm not gonna talk about every comic I've read but there haven't been a lot of great ones that I've read lately because I haven't been keeping up with all of them I need to do that and also probably because all the best ones we've been waiting for are coming this month or next month.

Okay well that's all I can think of to stay actually so

Have a nice day!

probably cats

Hey gs!

Alright fine I will stop ignoring Gob even though he deserves it for not punishing himself and posting a crappy post after midnight that one time and lying about it even though I had told him hours before to post so

I don't see how it's any more mean than when Gob constantly ignores BOTH of us.

By the way I wasn't pretending Gob didn't exist I was pretend he was killed in battle and we were too sad to talk about it.

Hob you are so perfect you have infinite wisdom wow

Yeah haha I was going to say the same thing about that darn hug idk it looks like a good hug though like they smushed their faces together and everything I kind of want to watch it but doubtful I will ever get around to it really.

Aw g but a circle for a head is a good start!  Pretty much the whole first part of drawing anything is to draw circles and lines!!!

Tyt about my pics!!! Yeah same that is the one I was laughing about its so cute to me

Wow well you can be addicted to video games I guess maybe we should have an intervention for Noah

Okay I guess I'll see if there's anything Gob said to respond to.

Four weeks wtf I have five weeks.Well I guess that is including finals week so it's actually four weeks but idk if you are including that or not whatever. That seems p short but also I am super ready for it to be over.

Aw g well I don't really care about Star Wars at all but I can sympathize with you a little bit because when the tv rights to Spider-Man transferred to Disney they cancelled Spectacular Spider-Man so I feel you buddy.

Well that's it.

Wow so I guess Zoe Saldana is probably going to play Gamora in Guardians of the Galaxy.  That's p cool I guess!!!

Haha yesterday I was writing a paper and I wanted to use the phrase "we just don't know" but then I realized no contractions so I changed it to "we just do not know" and then I couldn't qcml

Also the other day in class we were talking about what qualities make a good presidents of the united states and I said creativity, uniqueness, nerve, and talent haha wow I crack me up

Wow wtf is with all these new Spider-Man ongoings like the Sinister Six ongoing which I don't think is going to have Spidey in it every issue but that's still Spider-Man related and also idg how a Sinister Six ongoing will work especially without Spidey like do they plan how to kill the guy every issue and then completely fail before they even find him??? And like they can never be victorious obviously so.... I don't know it seems like a horrible idea to me.  And also they're starting a Superior Spider-Man team up onging and I don't see how that's different from Avenging Spider-Man????? Or are they going to cancel Avenging Spider-Man because Spider-Man might no longer be an Avenger???? What's happening?????

OH MY GOD JOY STOP CRACKING YOUR FINGERS I HATE THAT SOUND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU

Okay I've come to the conclusion that Caitlin is stalking me because she keeps showing up everywhere I am like in the library and in the dining hall and then today she was standing outside the bathroom when I came out and then I had to quickly run away from her wow I am so scared

Yay it's time to talk about comics again!!!!

Age of Ultron #4
*Everyone's dying oh man
*Actually I'm not sure if that killed She-Hulk seeing as she is a hulk but still
*Still sad about Jessica and Danielle
*Haha I am laughing at Spidey and his hoodie but wow at least someone gave him something to wear finally
*Wow those little superheroes holding hands they are all so cute I want to smush them all
*Also that part reminds me of when the kids are flying in Peter Pan wow those little guys
*Fucking Avengers just leave their old quinjets lying around
*So everyone's just like yeah we don't want to go in to see Cage let's just stand out here and read his mind he was hit by a nuclear blast he probably looks yucky
*"The Vision? Our Vision?"
*Everyone keeps coming up with plans but they never seem to work!!!
*Someone tell me how Nick Fury planned for Ultron taking control of the earth from the future I mean really

Deadpool #7
*Icqcml
*Peter and his yellow shirt so cute
*Wow I was still shipping Spidey and DP in this issue
*Also Spidey and Flash
*Was Peter suppose to put out his foot and stop the car??? What are you saying Flash???
"Or is someone going to shoot Flash? Would that be so bad?"
"If only Spider-Man were here!" "He is here, Flash." "SHUT UP, PARKER!" "Okay."
*Wow he stabbed the guy through his medallion thing how does that work?
*Party Time Fruit Liquor!
*"Pfft. Well, I'm not Iron Man... Oh."
*The part when they were pouring out the alcohol was really cute
*"And say hi to Uncle Ben for me!" slkdjgdslkgjlsdg

Superior Spider-Man #7
*I really don't know much about Cardiac tbh
*Well Peter you said you'd heard you were a cute sleeper so
*Hang on isn't that his left hand????
*Wow the moment Peter finally gets through to Spock is to save a criminal's life he's so dumb like the dumbest smallest guy you ever saw
*To be fair Spock doesn't know Cardiac isn't completely evil or whatever but you'd think he'd check Peter's memories about him before he charged into a fight with him
*Haha when he's hugging the box that's p cute actually
*Why is Spock even carrying Peter's spider-tracers around if he thinks they are so inferior huh?
*Wow for the most part I like the art but ugh I don't like how any of the Avengers (besides Spidey) are drawn in this issue like wtf is going on with Black Widow
*"That's right, Thor! Testify!"
*Well, I think Spidey could take any of these Avengers (with the exception of Thor) if it was one on one but all of them together, and with Thor, I'm pretty sure he's gonna get curbstomped.
*To be honest though this is making the Avengers seem p stupid like "you flag waving fool" would Peter ever seriously say that to Cap come on guys
*Oh well pass me some of that ghost popcorn too

OKAY IT'S TIME FOR A NEW GAME!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay the game is going to be everyone write a fic every post. But you have to write it for someone else like people can make suggestions for fics if they want but you don't have to use them you can write whatever you want really as long as you think someone will like it.

To kick it off I wrote this fic for Hob based on what I know about Les Mis but just warning ya I don't know a lot.

Also I made it a coffee shop au you're welcome


A blond haired guy was working at a coffee shop.  Suddenly a guy walked in.  He had brown hair. The blonde haired guy wanted a piece of that action.

“Hello,” said the brown haired guy, walking up to the counter. “One French Roast coffee please.”

The blond haired guy waited to see if he was going to order anything else but the brown haired guy was just smiling at him.

“Get it because we’re French,” the brown haired guy explained finally.

“Haha,” said the blond haired guy. “Will that be all?”

“Yes,” the brown haired guy replied.

The blond haired guy made the coffee and wrote his number on the cup because even if he told stupid jokes he was still good looking but before he could hand it to him and robber ran into the coffee shop and shot the brown haired guy.

“Darn it,” said the blond haired guy in disappointment.

A few minutes later Anne Hathaway walked into the coffee shop.  She was crying.

“What’s wrong?” the blond haired guy asked.

“I don’t know, I got a haircut or something,” Anne Hathaway said through her tears.

“Oh okay do you want any coffee to take your mind off that fashion disaster?” the blond haired guy asked.

Anne Hathaway ordered an iced coffee to put on that burn but while she was waiting a blonde haired girl walked in.
“I’m your daughter or something,” the blond haired girl said.

“Oh cool I’m Anne Hathaway,” Anne Hathaway replied.

“And I’m Javert,” Javert said from the kitchen.

Anne Hathaway and her daughter left the coffee shop hand in hand but they were immediately hit by a bus while they were crossing the street.

“Has science gone too far?” asked the blond haired guy.

Just a few seconds later Wolverine ran into the shop and stabbed the blond haired guy with his claws. He then ran into the kitchen and stabbed Javert.

The End.

Okay now it's time for a pic I worked really hard on!!!!!!

I made this because Spidey is this small guy with so many green guys who hate him like this isn't even all of them this is just a tiny portion I couldn't fit everyone into the pic okay

houses of the paul

Hey gs!

Gob you are a glug!!! Making a Muse 1984 fanmix is CHEATING because Muse based the album "The Resistance" ON 1984!!! That's like making a Harry Potter fanmix using songs by Harry and the Potters! You are dumb dumb dumb!!!

Well anyway.

Today was not as glug as I thought it would be because I went to the mall and got some awesome Avengers shirts!!!

Look at this slgkjdlkjgsd aaah sometimes I accidentally tap my trackpad in such a way that it turns it off and then the only way to get it to turn back on is either restart the computer or tap it again in some way but the problem is that it's much easier to accidentally turn it off than it is to purposefully turn it back on.

Well okay what I was going to say is that look at this ad that was on our blog yesterday:

Well okay I'm going to post today's fanmix tomorrow because I don't have that much time left and it isn't quite done.

Haha I just read your post Gob and you'll be happy to know that I do indeed have an insult for you about your answers and that is that YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The directions clearly state that you're supposed to answer the questions without using either of the two things in the question!!! YOU FAILED!!!

Gob if you don't want to be insulted then I would suggest stop doing glug things.

paul in the water

Hey gs!

Here are some pictures of my favorite cousin. Sorry Gob.

cheesecake!

Hey gs!

Today was a day.

This cat wants to smell everything.

In case there are any curious Goblins out there, the news yesterday was that Sharon Needles is America's Next Drag Superstar.

Speaking of Sharon Needles, Gob, I'm glad you asked why I like Sharon Needles because it gives me an excuse to speak more about Sharon Needles.

• Basically Sharon Needles is the best person ever.
• Sharon Needles is better than you and everyone you know and everything you aspire to be.
• Sharon Needles has a cute little face.

• Sharon Needles does everything perfectly.
• Sharon Needles has the best name.
• Sharon Needles gives good advice.

• Sharon Needles can do no wrong.
• Sharon Needles doesn't need a million gifs to explain how awesome she is but will have them anyway.
• Sharon Needles is always right.

• Sharon Needles hates Phi Phi almost as much as I do.
• Sharon Needles is awesome and hilarious and inspiring.
• Sharon Needles is just the best ugghhhhhh

• Sharon Needles likes to party.

• The end.

Okay so its May now so the top ten game is over. If you want I have a new idea for a game called the "How to" game and to demonstrate here is an example.

How to play the "How to" game

You will need: 

*brains

*fingers

1. Ponder all the stupid people in the wold.

2. Consider your genius.

3. Think about what it is in the world you do better than no one else.

4. Realize there is nothing.

5. Doubt yourself.

6. Contemplate suicide.

7. Decide to at least finish this one last blog post before you off yourself.

8. Think of one dull subject you at least know something about.

9. Write down the steps to achieve some goal.

10. Decide you at least did an okay job with that.

11. Feel better about yourself.

12. Dream about the future.

And that's how you play! It's not that hard and it could be fun and I can't think of anything else and we at least know for sure that Gob won't come up with anything better.

no tea no shade

Hey gs!

Okay, in response to Gob's response to my top 10 reasons why Gob is a glug:

1. Okay well you didn't watch them when they were on and a whole week had gone by since the first one so you are still a glug for that.

2. Well if your favorite thing to do on Friday nights is watch spn then why don't you do that? Your logic fails, thus you are still a glug.

3. Well not noticing that and not caring enough to fix it still makes a glug because you should have noticed and cared that that made you look like a huge glug.

4. Posting dumb videos to make your post longer is something a glug would do.

5. It's the glug house.

6.

7. You are a glug if you don't ask about them though.

8. What a glug thing to say!

9. Bum bum bum. Also directly after that list I said a thing to you and you didn't even respond to that, so...

10. Nope.

Top 10 things I can't wait for
1. Graduation
2. This week to be over
3. Duluth
4. Duluth jamz
5. RuPaul's Drag Race season 4 reunion
6. Phi Phi's tears when she loses
7. The season finale of Supernatural to know if I am right about the ending or not
8. News about season 8 of Supernatural
9. RuPaul's Drag Race Allstars
10. the concert thing in June we are maybe going to

Top 10 people on your favorite show at the moments that's not Supernatural
1. Sharon Needles
2. Pandora Boxx
3. Latrice Royale
4. Jujubee
5. Chad Michaels
6. Jessica Wild
7. Manila Luzon
8. Alexis Mateo
9. Yara Sofia
10. Raven

Top 10 Lucifer/Sam episodes
1. Free to Be You and Me
2. Hello, Cruel World
3. Swan Song
4. Repo Man
5. Abandon All Hope
6. The Born-Again Identity
7. The End
8. Lucifer Rising
9. Meet the New Boss
10. Asylum

bubble gum yum yum

Hey gs!

Wow I cannot even figure out how to use this webcam to take a few simple pics.

Well I will just have to use skype.

Okay here they are.

Oh wow this is so much nicer. You can upload as many files as you want at a time now!

Okay well this is them.  Hob and I were playing a drawing game and I drew these things:

Bladder:

 Email:

Fairy:

Family tree:

Husband:

Sock:

Stocks:

Wart:

I hope you enjoy those.

Top 5 dog episodes of shows

1. The Bitch Ball episode of RuPaul's Drag Race

2. The episode of Heroes where Sylar and Mr. Muggles hang out

3. The dog episode of Supernatural with soulless Sam

4. The episode of Danny Phantom where there's that really cute ghost dog

5. The episode of Supernatural with the cutest dog

Top 1 thing to do on a Friday night

1. Watch Sam and Dean love each other

5. 

Top 10 things you wish people would shut up about

1. One Direction

2. Teen Wolf

3. Avengers

4. Cass

5. Destiel

6. Team Free Will

7. Glee

8. The Hunger Games

9. My Little Pony

10. Jared being a moose

11. Sam/Gabriel whatever that is called

12. Dean being gay

13. The Legend of Korra or whatever

14. Community

15. That fucking photogenic guy

16. Every meme ever

17. Misha Collins

18. Everything that's not Sam, Dean, Sharon Needles, or cats. For real.

Top 10 reasons Gob is a glug

1. He didn't watch the last two episodes of Supernatural

2. He said his top favorite thing to do on Friday nights is watch Supernatural and yet... (see reason 1.)

3. He posted the same video five times instead of saying actual things.

4. There was no reason to post that video anyway.

5. His favorite Hogwarts house is Gryffindor.

6. He said that he likes nothing except for Sam, Dean, Sharon Needles and cats even though he does even like Sam and Dean very much probably and he probably doesn't know who Sharon Needles is. So I guess he only likes cats really.

7. He never said anything about the beep bop boop or even asked why that is going on.

8. His favorite season is summer

9. He never responds to things that are said in posts or even acknowledges that anything is happening.

10. He is just a huge glug.

Hey, Gob how's it going?

chilli

Hey gs.

Well today I did homework all day again. Except not even the important homework so I will have to do a lot tomorrow at school.

Well Gob maybe you should tell a more responsible person to post instead. And Comp Man can't be punished because he's not part of our blog and the punishment for not posting is that you have to post twice a day from now on. In my opinion you should still be punished but I will leave it up to Hob to decide.

Oh yeah one more thing I'm pretty sure that picture you posted for the Dean killing Zachariah scene was from a completely different scene. And a completely different episode. And a completely different season.

Sorry, I just had to point that out.

Ugh you know what is so annoying is the Oscars because I really don't care about them at all but they are all anybody is talking about.

Hey guys. 19 days.

Wow Hob I just read your post.

Wow.

Wow how can anyone.

Cass only got out Sam's body which was actually doing everyone a disfavor because soulless Sam was a generally not good person and killed a lot of people and also it led lots of people to believe that Sam was out of Hell and so they weren't thinking about saving him. And Cass knew, he knew right away that he didn't do it right and he still pretended like he didn't know and ignored Sam's prayers and lied to Dean. And its like. Okay, saving someone's body is all that matters then Cass never saved Dean because Dean's body wasn't even in Hell. Sam buried Dean's body. Cass only saved Dean's soul. And Dean saved Sam's soul (with some help from Death, but it was Dean who took the initiative and killed himself and killed those other people) and held Sam down and stuffed the soul back in. Cass already got credit for saving Sam's brother from Hell. I won't let him do that again with Dean's brother.

Who the fuck said this I want to kill this person.

Day 26 - Favorite Wincest scene

Uuuum that's a hard one.

Maybe the scene where their love saved the world.

houses of the cats

Hey gs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey happy birthday, Dean!!!! Wow 33 that is old!!!!!

Bleh today sucked and tomorrow is going to suck even more. Okay here are my predictions for how the days will be leading up to the next Supernatural episode.

Tomorrow: Bleh the worst day ever.

Thursday: Not as bad as Wednesday but still super glug.

Friday: It won't be great but overall the best day of the week.

Saturday: Really boring.

Sunday: Boring and also it will suck more than Saturday.

Monday: Really glug but better than the last Monday (yesterday)

Tuesday: About the same as today was because all Tuesdays are the same.

Wednesday: Way better than tomorrow will be but also super boring.

Thursday: Just okay, not great.

Friday: The best day in a long time but still not a great day.

Well that is a glum outlook. Should I compare how the day went everyday to my predictions? Well we will see if I do that.

Gob your post was not longer than your foot unless you have had some sort of foot reduction surgery. If you have than whoa that is commitment, bro.

Gob also another thing your last post really irked me because I hate when people compare their relationship with their siblings with Sam and Dean's relationship saying it is similar or it reminds them of that. I have never seen a relationship between brothers or siblings or really anyone that is anything like what Sam and Dean have. Now, I guess I don't know yours and Seth's relationship as well as you do but I have witnessed it and I'm pretty sure

*You aren't codependent like Sam and Dean are. You don't constantly put Seth's needs over your own or vice versa.

*You don't need to be in each other's spaces. You can be away from Seth and not feel the need to constantly talk about him. You can both function on your own.

*If either of you died you wouldn't sacrifice yourself to save your brother. Or you wouldn't destroy your humanity on a revenge mission or lose yourself trying to fulfill his last wish.

*Either of you could go off and do your own thing and the other wouldn't feel betrayed.

*It's not "you and him against the world."

*You can keep secrets from each other and not go crazy with guilt.

*You are not each other's everything. You have other relationships -- parents, other siblings, friends, etc. Not all of those positions are filled by your brother.

*Oh, and you're not gay for each other.

So if I'm wrong, if all of these things are actually true, then okay. You can be the Winchesters. Congratulations and I hope you and your soul-mate Seth will be really happy together in your shared heaven.

WOW THAT WAS KIND OF MEAN SORRY GOB!!!

Anyway.

Okay wait

Haha omg I just stared at the screen for like a minute trying to remember how to spell "wait" because "weight" was not right. Omg and then I tried to spell "stared" like "staired"

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?

HOMONYMS ARE HARD!!!!

Alright but what was I going to say?

Oh yeah well I had this cute idea called can we re-do the wedding episode even though I liked it and possibly also re-do this seasons time travel episode and squish them into one episode where Sam and Dean go back in time and go to their parents wedding? Because Mary and John are a great ship to me sometimes and I was thinking they probably had a cute little wedding. And what I thought the wedding ep would be was Sam and Dean just going to a wedding. That is really what I wanted. But they don't have any friends that are deeply in love and whatnot. Except their folks. But their folks are dead. And they got married before Sam and Dean were born I think. So that's where the time travel comes in. But it would just be so cute like. Sam and Dean. Being these little guys in the back of the church like in that one episode where they're at a wedding but its not a very good wedding. And can nothing go wrong in this episode its just Mary and John being cute with each other and loving each other and marrying the shit out of each other and Sam and Dean being these little guys and they just don't know what to do because they are happy and sad and conflicted feelings but also these funny little guys because time travel and weddings? And can both Sam and Dean dance with Mary and then dance with each other? They would just be these little guys okay.

Wow this is a pretty long and okay post. I've been in kind of a bad mood all day again but at least I got my history project done so that's one good thing. Except tomorrow will suck. I feel like I already went over this though.

Oh wait isn't it Jessica's birthday too!?!?!? Hahaha I wonder how old she is!!! I mean how old she would be. Let's see... 28!!! Nice!

Day 24 - An episode you wish never happened

Well there have been a few episodes that I haven't liked that much but if I could wish away one episode I think I would rather wish away something I wish wasn't part of canon rather than just an episode I didn't enjoy. So I'm going to have to go with "I Believe the Children Are Our Future."

To be honest I hated that episode. I thought it was really stupid and I hated that kid and I don't understand why he exists. And why couldn't they have killed him instead of just making him disappear in a way that makes you think he will be back but then in reality never mention him again. To be honest I don't see why the demons made him when they already had the special children for their apocalypse. So yeah I wish it had never happened because it doesn't make sense and I hated it.