movies

hey gs.

so today was so pointless to even go to school.  i only picked up my pencil and wrote with it in 1 class the whole day.  and i watched 2 movies.  well one of the movies is a really good movie, ferris bueller's day off.  and the other one isn't really a bad movie it's just a really depressing documentary about 9/11 and some of the stuff they show in is kinda disturbing.  but it works out okay because the hour after i watch the depressing movie i watch a funny movie to make me feel happier. 

you know what sucks about the last couple weeks of school though?  because they are doing testing and don't want to slow the internet  down no one is allowed to use the internet for the rest of the school year.  i am going to die in my computer class. D:

i just really wish summer would be here all ready so i can quit wasting my life.

well sorry for complaining again but i'm just really tired right now.

wow i did not even realize you gs were commenting on posts!! i will comment on posts as well now!

hahaha i get it.

how to train your dragon:
1.  be nice to it.
2.  become its friend.
3.  teach it how to catch giant bones you throw at it.
4.  practice flying on it
5.  watch how to train your dragon

12 DAYS!!!!

heyy gs. 

the exam i took this morning wasn't even really that bad. well it still sucked waking up early on a day i didn't have school but it wasn't too long and it was all over by noon. it was 3 hours total with a 10 minute break in between each half but at least it wasn't as bad as the sat or anything.  and even for not really studying i think i did pretty well.  you need a 3,4, or 5 to use it as a science credit for college and i think i probably got like a high 3 or low 4.

3 more weeks of school.

12 more days of school.

24 more days until i graduate.

29 more days until my birthday.

31 more days until bonnaroo

how to not get your stomach upset:
1.  don't eat 20 pizza rolls at like 3 am.
2.  don't eat pizza rolls period.

cheesecake!

Hey gs!

Today was a day.

This cat wants to smell everything.

In case there are any curious Goblins out there, the news yesterday was that Sharon Needles is America's Next Drag Superstar.

Speaking of Sharon Needles, Gob, I'm glad you asked why I like Sharon Needles because it gives me an excuse to speak more about Sharon Needles.

• Basically Sharon Needles is the best person ever.
• Sharon Needles is better than you and everyone you know and everything you aspire to be.
• Sharon Needles has a cute little face.

• Sharon Needles does everything perfectly.
• Sharon Needles has the best name.
• Sharon Needles gives good advice.

• Sharon Needles can do no wrong.
• Sharon Needles doesn't need a million gifs to explain how awesome she is but will have them anyway.
• Sharon Needles is always right.

• Sharon Needles hates Phi Phi almost as much as I do.
• Sharon Needles is awesome and hilarious and inspiring.
• Sharon Needles is just the best ugghhhhhh

• Sharon Needles likes to party.

• The end.

Okay so its May now so the top ten game is over. If you want I have a new idea for a game called the "How to" game and to demonstrate here is an example.

How to play the "How to" game

You will need: 

*brains

*fingers

1. Ponder all the stupid people in the wold.

2. Consider your genius.

3. Think about what it is in the world you do better than no one else.

4. Realize there is nothing.

5. Doubt yourself.

6. Contemplate suicide.

7. Decide to at least finish this one last blog post before you off yourself.

8. Think of one dull subject you at least know something about.

9. Write down the steps to achieve some goal.

10. Decide you at least did an okay job with that.

11. Feel better about yourself.

12. Dream about the future.

And that's how you play! It's not that hard and it could be fun and I can't think of anything else and we at least know for sure that Gob won't come up with anything better.

How To Stop An Insane Man

school at mother for waiting: 1 part

GIRL HI! post darn whole the this like talked i that dream a had just i haha.

half this for do it just will i maybe well. here is hob my girl! sense made actually that haha. not did that. backwards talking me like not does she says hob. girl aw.

ok girl no more backwardsness.

now i am going to attempt to sing out loud and type at the same time. in case you were wondering, i am going to sing "that green gentleman" by panic! at the disco.

girl wi don't soni what i am nerv talking about cbecause i wsp can't a type mouth. girl this this is so darn way hard i ne GIRL THIS IMPOSSIBLE i don't things think i have can do and this anymnore im because this is too darn diffuicult and i want to go home things

aaaah gtg now girl!

part 2: only one hour and 20 minutes left to post! D:

hey again girls!

grrrrrrrr hob stole the computer while i was in the shower and then it stopped working because it loves me and hates everyone else. so this post will be only nice to a goblin and mean to a snobhobbit. jj because that would be not nice but i am still growling at her.

aah im so behind on the quizballs, so i will do those first.

http://quizilla.teennick.com/tests/6440862/what-does-sylar-think-of-you

haha i was trying to find a quiz only a parasite would like because hob and gob picked quizzes that i didn't like. lol. you might think a goblin would also like this quiz, but actually not, because in this quiz you must be a girl i think. and also its "like like" actually...haha do you get what i am saying?

ok gob now i have something special for you. but i need to do this quick because i only have half an hour.

how to not fall asleep:

*listen to really loud music that you don't like

*try to do difficult math problems in your head

*watch any scene with mohinder

*throw all your blankets on the floor

*drink coffee

*tell yourself a story. make it exciting.

*pretend like the next day is gonna be really exciting

*set an alarm that goes off every two minutes

*be an owl. everyone is fond of owls.

*have a baby

*scream

*do some jumping jacks

*stab yourself

*play a game

*pretend that if you fall asleep, you die

*pretend your pillow is made of bugs

*pretend that elle is lying in the bed next to you ;)

*count to infinity

*write a story

*wear flip flops

*bite yourself repeatedly

*talk to your imaginary friends

*talk to an imaginary parasite

*watch a tv show

*be bouncy like tiger

*read poetry

*have some nightmares

*recite all "fallout" to yourself

*be a cat. everybody wants to be a cat.

gob, sweet dreams are NOT made of this list. never forget that.

until sunday my friends, until sunday.