goat vs the chameleon

Hey gs!!!

Haha whoops I'm starting this post in the last hour of the last day

Wow thanks Hob except I can't draw every Marvel person because there are probably thousands of them.

Aww yeah what are you gonna buy with your 60 cents???

Okay I was just curious g but I have never heard of those guys idk. Why does everyone in that have such weird names wow. Well I always think it is p obvous who everyone is but if you don't know then you can ask of course!!! The guy in the yellow sweater is Peter Parker!!!!!!!!

Okay maybe I will try to make a banner out of those pics idk

Such a nice pic g!!!! I really like the one guy's hands!!! And both of their shoesies!!!! And the tall guy's tall hat!!!

Haha icqcml at your pegging comment.

YEAH THE THOR TRAILER IS AWESOME

HERE IT IS


ICQCME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY THE PART WHERE IT'S LIKE THE MARVEL LOGO AND THEN ITS LIKE THOR'S CAPE IS SO COOL I WANT TO SCREAM WHEN I SEE THAT

THOR'S HAIR IS SO BEAUTIFUL I LIKE HOW IT JUST KEEPS GETTING LONGER LIKE THEY DON'T HAVE HAIRCUTS IN ASGARD

SIF IS SO AWESOME AND SKLDGJSLSKLDGJ

But bleh okay I am already sick of hearing about Loki pls kill me

Bleh I want to go to Duluth too g. That was so great last year bleh can me and Noah trade places pls. Actually jk he would probably ruin my life and get me fired from the Avengers.

Okay yeah although this one person keeps spoiling RuPaul's Drag Race for me bleh.

Okay Gob that's not as bad as I thought because it sounded to me like a week where you just have no classes and you just study and that sounded stupid.

Hmm in one of my classes I have the option to do a take home essay instead of a final but idk if I should do it??? Like on one hand, I wouldn't have to take this final at 8:30 am and I wouldn't have to memorize stuff and study for it really, but on the other hand the essay has to be like 6 to 8 pages and that sounds hard... What do you gs think I should do????

Haha in class today we were listening to a recording of the Supreme Court and one of the people sounded like Robert Downey Jr.!!!

Wow people are so stupid being like "spock is the best bc he shoots people in the face with a gun and kills people who deserve to be killed peter parker is worthless he hates guns and doesn't kill ppl!!!111" Like, for one thing, Dan Slott is obviously against guns I mean just look at his twitter so like wow you are clearly getting the wrong message from these comics just saying.  Second of all, why do you even call yourself a Spider-Man fan if you think Peter's weak or stupid for not killing people and for hating guns?? That has always been a thing.....

WOW I'M CRYING AT ALL THE SET PICS OF TASM 2 LIKE I MEAN MAX DILLON WOW HARRY OKAY YES AND OSCORP ALL OF THE OSCORP WOW WOW WOW BUT MOSTLY THE NEW SUIT OKAY IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL EVERY TIME I SEE IT I SCREAM AND ALL THE PICS OF HIM IN THE SUIT ARE SO ADORABLE WOW I AM DYING ICQCME THIS MOVIE IS OVER A YEAR AWAY WHY THIS

Time for piccies!!!

Okay I will tell you who is in these pics this time maybe you will like that.

Here we have Peter Parker/Spider-Man as a ghost-like entity and Danny Phantom.

This is Peter but I really have no idea what I was trying to do here.

This is Peter and Johnny Storm/Human Torch.  It's based on a pic I saw of some of the people from the current season of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Okay this is my best attempt at drawing Thor.  He has no need for puny clothes!!!

This is (from left to right) Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson, Flash Thompson, and Harry Osborn.

This is Peter and Johnny again. Johnny is half on fire so that he can fly and carry Peter without burning him.

Well I'm about out of time so I don't have time for the last ones but that's probably good because they might not be approp for a Goblin and there's already a lot of of nudity in this post whoops.

slow mo dove

Hey gs.

Well Gob that's too bad because you were already on the verge of getting punished so now you're definitely punished.
a. I don't know if I even believe your story.
b. That's not really an excuse.
So you should start posting twice a day from now on.

1. Okay well before Jessica died Sam wasn't going to go back to hunting at all so he wasn't whining or acting hesitant about it, he was just ensuring Dean that he was not going to do that with him. And okay this is not even what is conversation was about, it was supposed to be about the fact that more fans like Dean better. How there get to be two conversations about whether Sam whines or not, especially since he is like the least whiny person in the whole show.

2. Well I think the good part of their relationship is made better by the tension that sometimes exists between them.

4. No, the "always with the scissors" implies that Sam usually wins, not that Dean usually uses scissors. And when Dean used rock, Sam still won so.

5. Same. Also Phi Phi constantly tries to sabotage people and then one time when she THOUGHT Chad was trying to sabotage her (but she really wasn't) she got super pissed. I don't think that is fair at all tbh.

6. Yeah it was that super annoying g.

7. There would be nothing wrong except that he's not reluctant in season 1 to find Dad and kill the demon. Also this is not what I was trying to respond to, as I said I was responding to a person that said Sam was whining in season 7. Which he is not. At all.

8. Same and creativity.

13. Well you shouldn't blame the cats, Gob. They are probably sad and lonely. You should adopt them.

14. I assume you're talking about Bobby? You fool, there are a lot of people that Sam and Dean like that I do not.
a. Bobby is the most prominent example.
b. Cass
c. Jo
d. Lisa

15. These are supposed to be arguments you dummy.

17. It's not all about you, you fool. The important thing is that it is good for the show.

How to make mistakes
1. Fall down.
2. Get up.
3. Look sickening.
4. Make them eat it.

gratzoo

Hey gs.

Gob.
a. So it was just a fun coincidence that you talked about that show in your post right after I had talked about in my post? Doubt. Full.
b. I specifically said to do it in your next post, not your next next post, and even if you hadn't read my post, I posted way before you so you should have read my post all the posts before yours before you post like you should always do.
c. Okay you can add some vanilla coke in there if you want.
d. Too fucking bad.

Yes we are still doing the comments thing. Get to it.

1. Wow Gob you are so stupid. SAM WAS THE ONE WHO WAS WANTING TO GO FIND DAD AND WAS BEING ALL OBSESSIVE ABOUT WANTING TO KILL THE DEMON. DEAN WAS THE ONE WHO WAS RELUCTANT TO KEEP LOOKING FOR DAD AND DIDN'T WANT TO KILL THE DEMON AS MUCH. DID YOU EVEN WATCH SEASON 1!?!?!?!?!
Hob, yeah same Bobby is the whiniest bitch ever.

2. Well dif because I'm not saying they have a good relationship, just that I like it and I like the the hostility between them sometimes even if it makes me hate Cass even more.

3. Same its like Sam was DYING because of what Cass did to him and he was suffering for months and months and he had all these problems. And Cass like. Says dumb things.

4. No Gob, it is heavily implied that Sam usually wins.

5. Yeah same Phi Phi always takes these small things and turns them into huge deals.
Gob I don't care if you aren't interested in the show but how can you not be interested in this person?

6. Well Gob I looked up who was the actress you are talking about and turns out it is the actress of the most annoying person in that whole episode who I really really hate so idk how you could like that.

7. Well as I said in my first response, he was not really reluctant so. Maybe he was unsure about his powers but I wouldn't call that hesitant I would call that confused and scared. 

8. Yeah its like I felt like they just gave it to Jiggly because she fell but hello Latrice also fell and her picture was hilarious and Jiggly's was boring because she got back up and just did the same thing as everyone else.

13. Well Gob she is missing a tail so there is probably something wrong with her. Also it is not fair to hate a cat for something that is your own problemo.

14. Well John had more of a place in Sam and Dean's lives. But I think John died at just the right time and they didn't need a fatherly figure to replace him because Sam and Dean don't need a fatherly figure or any family at all when they have each other. 

How to make every meal taste like dirt

Method 1: Think about delicious crepes with nutella and strawberries.

Method 2: Put dirt on your food.

Nice ads!!!!

glamorous fish

Hey gs.

Gob you better post twice today. Also pretty much all of your answers filled me with rage I just thought you should know that.

1. Well I don't know anything about Star Wars but I wouldn't describe Sam as a whiny reluctant hero so.

2. Well I like it because well at least it is way more interesting than the Cass and Dean relationship because Sam was this guy who as so excited to meet Cass and he was this little guy but then Cass hated him and then Sam hated Cass for being mean to Dean and then it was awkward and then they were sort of friends and then Cass used and betrayed Sam and hurt him and then made a sacrifice for him and I just think they have this really unique EXTREMELY awkward relationship that is interesting.

3. Yeah same bleh I mean I think there are many reasons why Sam and Dean went to Hell, and I mean they both have their different reasons but neither of them deserved that and Cass, I think he got less than what he deserved.

4. Gob you are stupid. They play rock paper scissors all the time. And that is not even related to the question. The question is what is going on, not who is better. Because obviously, Sam usually wins so.

5. Yeah same and Phi Phi never apologizes to Sharon and Sharon at least tries to apologize to Phi Phi at least once or twice. Gob when I read your answer I had to stop myself from smashing things. HOW COULD YOU NOT CARE ABOUT SOMEONE WITH THIS LITTLE FACE!?!?!?

6. Well idg why you like that ep so much really.

7. Yeah someone said that. GOB ARE YOU DELIBERATELY TRYING TO MAKE ME KILL YOU!?!?!? In season 1, which is when I guess you are trying to call Sam whiny and hesitant HIS GIRLFRIEND HAD JUST DIED AND HIS FATHER WAS MISSING AND HE WAS BEING DRAGGED BACK INTO A LIFE THAT HE HATED AND HE WAS TRYING TO GET ANSWERS ABOUT HIS POWERS AND IT WAS REALLY SCARY FOR HIM SO PLEASE STOP SAYING THAT HE WAS WHINING.

8. Yeah same Latrice should have won that mini challenge.

9. Yeah same when I was watching the episode of season 3 there were those three chunky yet funky glugs and they all looked a mess.

13. WOW GOB WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!?!?!?! THAT CAT IS PROBABLY REALLY SICK OKAY YOU SHOULD HELP THE LITTLE GUY OUT.

14. BOBBY IS LIKE THE MOST INTRUSIVE GUY EVER ARE WE WATCHING THE SAME SHOW!?!?!?

15. Same.

How to be obsessed 
1. See a heater next to your bed that says "Lasko" on it and think it says "Alaska."

apopoloptic

Hey gs.

Gob, you didn't respond to those things in my post and I know you read my post because you responded to the thing I said about Revolution and I explicitly stated that anyone who does not respond to those things gets punished. Lucky for you I am giving you a choice of punishment. You can either:
1. Post twice a day from now until forever.
OR
2. Post twice a day from now until you eat 12 blenderized pizza rolls.

Choose wisely!

Today was a really bad day. I hate the sun. My mistress's eyes are nothing like the sun.

1. You can't just say that you don't want to talk about one. Why don't you want to talk about it?

2. Well I don't ship Sam and Cass. Saying I like their relationship is not the same thing as saying I ship them. I just think they have a really interesting relationship as well not even as friends just as like acquaintances.

3. Yeah well doi but just this was in response to a thing I saw that someone said that was like trying to compare  Cass taking Sam's crazy or whatever with Sam and Dean going to Hell for each other which um that is nothing like that at all because first of all whatever Sam was going through obviously Cass is better equipped to handle, being an angel and all and can deal way better because he doesn't even need to sleep. Or eat. Or anything. I mean seriously why was he in the hospital since he doesn't even need any care or crap like that idgi. Also Sam and Dean, but especially Sam went to Hell thinking that they would never be coming back and would never see Earth or happiness or their brother again and Cass obviously wasn't going anywhere and he seems fine so.  Also when people are like oh well Cass went to Hell for Sam and Dean because he got them out of there blah blah blah its like hello just like going to Hell is not the same thing as going to Hell I mean like what Cass did its like going to Hell like going to the grocery store. That's not going to Hell. He is an angel and he was just stopping in for a visit. Not even a visit. Just shopping. For Winchesters. A quick errand.

4. Okay maybe in "Heart" Dean let Sam win. Maybe. But I think people misinterpret Dean always throwing scissors. It's a strategy.
In Dean's mind: Sam knows I usually throw scissors so he will think I will rock this time so better throw scissors which beats the paper that beats rock.
In Sam's mind: Dean knows I know he usually throws rock so he will think I will think he will change so he won't change so I can just throw rock which will beat him.
Except for time when Dean doesn't throw scissors in which you can see Sam notice Dean deciding not to throw scissors. Also when Sam wins he has the look of a man who actually defeated his brother, not the look of a man who was just allowed to win. Also if Dean usually let Sam win then why did Sam seem so happy when he won in "Heart"? In conclusion: Sam is awesome at rock paper scissors.

5. Yeah same Phi Phi completely copied Sharon except she tried to exchange people who have been bullied with people who have been abused and does not really work as well for the situation. Also I think when Phi Phi was like saying why she didn't like Sharon and she was like saying that Sharon talked down to her or whatever. Well obviously that is not even true because Phi Phi was saying mean things about Sharon in the first episode before Sharon even didn't like Phi Phi or they even knew each other and Phi Phi just didn't like Sharon because she thought she was weird. So I think really that is the real reason and so I don't think Phi Phi would be a good role model for like not judging people. Also I was mean like Sharon was the least selfish out of like all of the people like Chad it seemed like was just doing it for a personal challenge and Latrice wanted to get her life back on track and Willam obviously wanted to be famous and idk I mean those are fine reasons but Sharon had super good reasons and okay its like season 4 is the best because it is the most moving and the other seasons just don't have this great stuff. Idk if any of this makes sense.

6. Well to be honest I think there are better example of Sam's protectiveness of Dean and I just think that the way that Sam and Dean handled Roy and his wife was really bad and also I hated that one girl and honestly the episode is kind of boring. Okay but I thought of another redeeming factor. The sequence with "Don't Fear the Reaper."

7. Same. Well this was just in response to a person who was wishing that Sam would stop whining about having been in Hell for two centuries in season 7 and its just like I think in season 7 especially Sam is the exact opposite of a person who whines.

8. Same also Jiggly constantly looks a mess and I can't think of a single challenge that Jiggly did well in.

9. Stop just saying same!

10. Blehhhh.

11. I agree. It's like everyone else has mostly looked a mess and Latrice usually looks nicely put together and whatnot. Also like all the other chunky yet funky people constantly complain about how fat they are and Latrice never does that and its like okay I'm sorry but I don't want to hear that and Latrice is beautiful and she is the biggest person ever so those people just need to get their acts together.

12. Well. I guess it depends what you mean like because I think you're supposed to be able to relate in some ways to most characters, including Sam and Dean. But like if you mean the characters that are supposed to be like the fans then yes.

13. Same.

How to make lemonade
1. Get frozen lemonade.
2. Follow the directions on the label.
3. Enjoy the FRUITS of your labor.

London, Paris, Milan

Hey gs!!!

What is there to say?

I still haven't watched that last episode. I wonder when I will do that.

I'd say for the fifth best person in the world its a tossup between Alaska and Lucifer.

You know what is another great thing about Frenemies? Sharon is dressed as Lucifer!  Also Phi Phi is dressed as an angel which is appropriate because mostly all angels except Lucifer are annoying and dumbies.

I love when cats.

They are so cute and cuddly.

Cats know everything.

Bleh I hate group projects.  I gave this one person a simple, easy, quick task to do for our project that's due tomorrow and he hasn't done it. I am going to kill people.

This cat is just chilling here. She knows where it's at.

She's so small!  I love small things!

How to speak Winchester
1. Say "Why are you saying all this?" whenever a family member acts weird.
2. Say "ain't" a lot.
3. Instead of saying I love you, don't.
4. Make a lot of obscure references.
5. If someone says "I'm sorry," simply reply "What for?"
6. Instead of telling someone something's going on with you, assure everyone that you're fine.
7. Say "dick" a lot.
8. If you are Dean you should say this a lot: "Look at my face and tell me if I'm lying." Alternatively, if you are on the phone, "Listen to my voice and tell me if I'm lying."
9. Also, "I'm tired."
10. And don't forget, "son of a bitch."
11. If you are Sam you must constantly say "get this."
12. Also "seriously?"
13. And for dramatic effect, "It's Sam."
14. Oh yes, don't forget to say your brother's name every other word.
15. That's it! Just follow these simple steps and you too can alienate people and communicate poorly.

its raining men

cheesecake!

Hey gs!

Today was a day.

This cat wants to smell everything.

In case there are any curious Goblins out there, the news yesterday was that Sharon Needles is America's Next Drag Superstar.

Speaking of Sharon Needles, Gob, I'm glad you asked why I like Sharon Needles because it gives me an excuse to speak more about Sharon Needles.

• Basically Sharon Needles is the best person ever.
• Sharon Needles is better than you and everyone you know and everything you aspire to be.
• Sharon Needles has a cute little face.

• Sharon Needles does everything perfectly.
• Sharon Needles has the best name.
• Sharon Needles gives good advice.

• Sharon Needles can do no wrong.
• Sharon Needles doesn't need a million gifs to explain how awesome she is but will have them anyway.
• Sharon Needles is always right.

• Sharon Needles hates Phi Phi almost as much as I do.
• Sharon Needles is awesome and hilarious and inspiring.
• Sharon Needles is just the best ugghhhhhh

• Sharon Needles likes to party.

• The end.

Okay so its May now so the top ten game is over. If you want I have a new idea for a game called the "How to" game and to demonstrate here is an example.

How to play the "How to" game

You will need: 

*brains

*fingers

1. Ponder all the stupid people in the wold.

2. Consider your genius.

3. Think about what it is in the world you do better than no one else.

4. Realize there is nothing.

5. Doubt yourself.

6. Contemplate suicide.

7. Decide to at least finish this one last blog post before you off yourself.

8. Think of one dull subject you at least know something about.

9. Write down the steps to achieve some goal.

10. Decide you at least did an okay job with that.

11. Feel better about yourself.

12. Dream about the future.

And that's how you play! It's not that hard and it could be fun and I can't think of anything else and we at least know for sure that Gob won't come up with anything better.

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no tea no shade

Hey gs!

Okay, in response to Gob's response to my top 10 reasons why Gob is a glug:

1. Okay well you didn't watch them when they were on and a whole week had gone by since the first one so you are still a glug for that.

2. Well if your favorite thing to do on Friday nights is watch spn then why don't you do that? Your logic fails, thus you are still a glug.

3. Well not noticing that and not caring enough to fix it still makes a glug because you should have noticed and cared that that made you look like a huge glug.

4. Posting dumb videos to make your post longer is something a glug would do.

5. It's the glug house.

6.

7. You are a glug if you don't ask about them though.

8. What a glug thing to say!

9. Bum bum bum. Also directly after that list I said a thing to you and you didn't even respond to that, so...

10. Nope.

Top 10 things I can't wait for
1. Graduation
2. This week to be over
3. Duluth
4. Duluth jamz
5. RuPaul's Drag Race season 4 reunion
6. Phi Phi's tears when she loses
7. The season finale of Supernatural to know if I am right about the ending or not
8. News about season 8 of Supernatural
9. RuPaul's Drag Race Allstars
10. the concert thing in June we are maybe going to

Top 10 people on your favorite show at the moments that's not Supernatural
1. Sharon Needles
2. Pandora Boxx
3. Latrice Royale
4. Jujubee
5. Chad Michaels
6. Jessica Wild
7. Manila Luzon
8. Alexis Mateo
9. Yara Sofia
10. Raven

Top 10 Lucifer/Sam episodes
1. Free to Be You and Me
2. Hello, Cruel World
3. Swan Song
4. Repo Man
5. Abandon All Hope
6. The Born-Again Identity
7. The End
8. Lucifer Rising
9. Meet the New Boss
10. Asylum

bubble gum yum yum

Hey gs!

Wow I cannot even figure out how to use this webcam to take a few simple pics.

Well I will just have to use skype.

Okay here they are.

Oh wow this is so much nicer. You can upload as many files as you want at a time now!

Okay well this is them.  Hob and I were playing a drawing game and I drew these things:

Bladder:

 Email:

Fairy:

Family tree:

Husband:

Sock:

Stocks:

Wart:

I hope you enjoy those.

Top 5 dog episodes of shows

1. The Bitch Ball episode of RuPaul's Drag Race

2. The episode of Heroes where Sylar and Mr. Muggles hang out

3. The dog episode of Supernatural with soulless Sam

4. The episode of Danny Phantom where there's that really cute ghost dog

5. The episode of Supernatural with the cutest dog

Top 1 thing to do on a Friday night

1. Watch Sam and Dean love each other

5. 

Top 10 things you wish people would shut up about

1. One Direction

2. Teen Wolf

3. Avengers

4. Cass

5. Destiel

6. Team Free Will

7. Glee

8. The Hunger Games

9. My Little Pony

10. Jared being a moose

11. Sam/Gabriel whatever that is called

12. Dean being gay

13. The Legend of Korra or whatever

14. Community

15. That fucking photogenic guy

16. Every meme ever

17. Misha Collins

18. Everything that's not Sam, Dean, Sharon Needles, or cats. For real.

Top 10 reasons Gob is a glug

1. He didn't watch the last two episodes of Supernatural

2. He said his top favorite thing to do on Friday nights is watch Supernatural and yet... (see reason 1.)

3. He posted the same video five times instead of saying actual things.

4. There was no reason to post that video anyway.

5. His favorite Hogwarts house is Gryffindor.

6. He said that he likes nothing except for Sam, Dean, Sharon Needles and cats even though he does even like Sam and Dean very much probably and he probably doesn't know who Sharon Needles is. So I guess he only likes cats really.

7. He never said anything about the beep bop boop or even asked why that is going on.

8. His favorite season is summer

9. He never responds to things that are said in posts or even acknowledges that anything is happening.

10. He is just a huge glug.

Hey, Gob how's it going?