The Goblog: two glugs one post

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Saturday, May 5, 2012

snooki smoosh smoosh

Hey gs!!!!!!!

There are just two glugs here.

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Jk if I did that I would be a glug.

Okay this is mine and Hob's post together because we are both here puttting a team effort into the post. Now Hob is going to say a few words:

Funny day today. It had a good feel to it, except um when it was really cold. And the pool had a really good feel to it and the hot tub had an okay feel to it but it made the air have a really good feel to it. I love Sharon. Um Gob is a glug no tea no shade. Now back to Para's corner.

Thank you Hob well in this corner we have the weather today. It was a cold day. It did not have a good feel to it. Today I experienced the life of a siamese twin. Soon I will be starting a foundation for their type. What am I talking about? Okay I will tell about something real called the Shark Capturing Society of Duluth which Hob and I are starting with its secret purpose to rid pools of glugs. The glugs will then be taken to concentration camps and destroyed.

Now back to Hob.

Um I could go for a shower and my pjs. Um, so cocoa, maybe a snack, and Frenemies round the fire. Are we going to sit on the couch this time or back on that table place I wonder. I'm sure thirsty. I'm the prettiest one. And dogs are all loved by me.

That's all folks. Except for our How To.

How to capture sharks
1. Locate a shark. Or create a false shark with your hands.
2. Yell "SHARK!" loudly to rouse the nearby civilians into chaotic panic.
3. Once the water is clear, enjoy the fruits of your labor.

Sunday, June 19, 2011

tuBAD

idk hey hmm i didn't say that. why does this always happen when we try to write a blog post? no they don't! argh. hm crunch crunch crunch hehe mmmm

wow tuba is really great at writing blog posts! look at all that great stuff he said to start us out! oh here he is with some more wisdom.

tuba: oh my gosh! mm. crunch crunch crunch.

wow what an eloquent fellow!

tuba: oh i think i ran out of chex mix...oh wait i found some more!

okay here is a pic i drew i hope you like it!

now here's a pic tuba drew:

welp here is another pic that i drew:

okay i will tell you the story that goes along with this pic. actually it will be a one line story written by me and tubs.

once upon a time there was a demon named vincent. and the demon then went inside the triangle. he thought that was a perfect opportunity to kill some really annoying people. especially people like comp man. yes he was the worst. well not quite the worst. the worst was actually noah. the demon tricked all the cousins and siblings of the triangle to think it was really her the entire time. he invited them all over for a beautiful meatloaf dinner and when they least expected it, he killed every last one of them. but he still was not quite happy... so he came out of the triangle's body and entered the body of her mom so that he could kill all the adults too. however he sadly realized the adults were already dead. in fact they had been zombies for over ten years. he whispered this to tuba's corpse and tuba rose from the dead as a spirit. a racist spirit that hated all dogs and zombies. well actually only most dogs but not ALL dogs. jk all dogs. so he traveled back to minnesota to kill the somberg's dog, dylan. unfortunately for him, dylan had heard about him coming for him and had gotten an operation done that turned him into a giant robot dog. the giant robot suit did not stand in tuba's way though and he exploded the robot suit with some dynamite. this brought him such joy except that during dylan's time as a robot he had become a super-hero and was loved by everyone in the whole state of minnesota. so now all of his many followers wanted tuba dead. again. the people of minnesota all banded together and drowned tuba in a lake in a park. then they pulled him out of the lake and burned him and drove their cars over the ashes then fed them to a turtle. but little did they know that the spirit of tuba would come back again to haunt minnesota in the shape of a very speedy turtle. the turtle appeared to be a nice and friendly turtle but really it was a turtle that would bite you and kill you. the turtle's name was henry even though he was haunted by tuba. tuba's spirit gave him super-powers such as the ability to be a racoon at will. this came particularly in handy when he wanted to escape an attack from one of the towns people in minnesota. however the towns people became aware of henry so they alerted the president of the united states who sent the armed forces after him. the military shot giant rockets straight at him but they missed every single time and left huge holes in the sidewalks. out of these holes crawled giant beetles that chewed on the toes of anyone they didn't like, which was everyone. everyone decided that minnesota had gotten messed up enough so they took a giant plane and all flew over to michigan where they led happy new lifes without having to be worried about tuba haunting the state. then henry tripped in the shower and died and the beetles all retired. tuba died along with henry and everyone lived happily ever after.

the end.

okay that's the end of this post.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thanksgiving

hey gs just posting

oh hello cobb is here also. he says these words: uuuuuh why do you always have to type what i say? ugh! why can't i type for once!? uuuuh i'm really stuffed from thanksgiving because like we had so much food and my stomach is full! para can say something now. haha ... uh uh haha *points to screen* ha haha come on para! i'll say some more once you get the post started! haha uuuuugh i'm just gonna play on my ipod until you think of something to do on the post.

okay what a boring cobb that is. omg he is just playing this harry potter game on his pod instead of helping me post so. ok well i will just have to think of something awesome to say. ok well i don't feel like thinking really because i am also so full from tgiving.

cobb: g let's take a nap or watch something!

silly cobb obvs we have to post so. omg but i could so go for watching merles right now you don't even. if i don't watch the next ep tonight i am going to scream because it looks like such an awesome ep. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ok that was me screaming silently but if i don't get to watch the thing then i am going to scream irl. hob is unfort being such a g and not wanting to watch it or even do anything really so.

ok now cobb will speak to us again.

cobb: g my stomach's too full to think of anything to say. my stomach feels like its going to explode. actually i'm kind of hungry at the same time but it would probably make me more full to eat anything.

ok he is boring so. ok what should we do in this post really? any ideas, cobb?

cobb: uuuuuh how about we... how about... uuuum uuuuum uuuuum do you really need to type all these "uuums"? uuuum uuuuum uuuuuum... let's just watch merlin and we can type commentary while we're watching or something. idk.

well idk what ep that g wants to watch so. he has already seen the first one so. can we not watch the first one or

cobb: aw g. g we're being such big glugs.

idk why he thinks we are being glugs so.

cobb: what else should we post about? you should change all the cobbs back to gob because my name is not cobb.

that poor cobb. his problem is so fierce he doesn't even know he has it.

cobb: when did i post for a joint post? no i'm not! don't lie in a blog post! awwwww g!!!!!!!! my name is gob.

he lies.

cobb: i'm not saying that! jkksdkgjds=fsodkjglksdjgoesj i can't pronounce that. NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! uuuugh! blehhhh.

ok now let's go for something fun. idk what but.

OK HERE'S A REALLY GREAT VID WE FOUND!!!!!!!

ok now here is a song piccie that cobb and i made::::

ok did you like that?

ok well that is all so see ya

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Hyper Chondriac Music

HEY GS! THIS IS THE REAL REAL REAL REALLY REAL POST!!!!!!!!!!

also this is gob and para comin to ya from a tornado/thundstorm! oh g i hope the power doesn't go out. that would suck!

here is what gob has to say: 56. ok that's what i have to say. jj that was me trying to type on the keyboard but para was being mean and wouldn't let me! that is all now back to para.

ok g what should we do in this post? gob says we should let gob type. HAHAHAHA NO WAY! STOP GOBLINS! GOB IS BEING ANNOYING! D<

ok gs we're gonna make a list.

things to do tomorrow/tonight:

*watch dr. horrible sing-along blog for a fourth time

*watch the scene kevin is in on LOST

*pop heroes balloons

*order pizza

*finish this blog post

*play duck duck goosbag

*have a tea party

*watch dr. horrible sing-along blog for a fifth time

*make some great stir fry

bwahahahahaha i am a sneaky goblin and i snuck down here to type some of the post. wait someone is coming. brb. oh actually nvm. wait, brb. okay i'm back. phew, the tornado warning thing is over and it seems like the storm is calming down. that's a relief. okay well anyways now i am actually going to say some stuff. g this week has been so awesome. i'm so sad that tomorrow is my last day though!!! D:

g that was such a naughty goblin! don't worry, i won't allow that to happen again! i will be the best protector of this keyboard ever.

ok g here is a pic we made!

did you like that, gs!?!?!

hmm ok here is a list of the songs we have played at this goblin camp:

*L.G. FUAD- motion city soundtrack

*contact-rent

*fuck you-lily allen

*cousins-vampire weekend

*mr. brighside-the killers

*spaceman-the killers

*i'll make a man out of you-mulan

*be prepared-the lion king

*uprising-muse

*the entire dr. horrible soundtrack

1. Favorite song at this exact moment: my freeze ray-dr. horrible
2. Most listened to song today: my freeze ray-dr. horrible
3. Song listening to at the moment or last listened to song: my freeze ray-dr. horrible
4. Song that goes with your mood: hyper music-muse
5. icer what the last song was for this part.

omg this is how the conversation is going right now