Together We'll Ring In The New Year

but then, some bad shit happened. it turned out the whole time gob was really cobb being controlled by a goblin. and then he turned into a tuba. some people forgot to post, and a lot of suck posts were written.

and yet they still managed to have an okay year, especially para's posts, and everything turned out okay.

they mostly decided to do it again next year, but not everyday and hopefully with less suck.

LONG LIVE THE GOBLOG COBBLOG TUBLOG!!!

happy new year!

Snapshots

HEY GIRLS!!!!!

girls this post was going to be awesome, but then i saw that i don't have much time, so i realized that this post may not be as awesome as it was expected to be. bum bum bum.

we will start this post with a teeny tiny little itty bitty baby snippet of the comic.




you like that?

now...GIFTS!

now here is something that i believe me and hob can both enjoy: (you accidentally need to click on it to see the whole thing i think)

now...something for gob.

hahaha

ok. now funnies for everyone.

this is the cutest thing i have ever seen:

wowie those are some nice gifts! that almost makes you not want to punish me i bet...

alrighty let's see what else is on the agenda. oh yes. it has come to my attention that there are a lot of things that we have said we would watch, but have fallen short when it comes to actually completing the act of watching the thing. so i have composed a list of things we still need to watch. feel free to add stuff if i have forgotten anything. ok, here it is:

*aladdin

*other disney movies

*mean girls!

*halloweentown 2: kalabar's revenge

*the parent trap! (gob idk if you know about this little number)

aw man i feel like i am missing a lot of things, but oh well.

ok! the game!

1. what are you listening to? nut. but i just last night put over 100 songs on my ipod! goosbag!
2. what is your quest? to stop an exploding man
3. what tabs/windows are open? tabs: gmail, blogger, the goblog. windows: sticky notes, internet explorer
4. what do you love right now? babies
5. what do you hate right now? sundays. and desmond.
6. what do you want to eat/what are you eating? nut. well actually i could go for something but idk what.

7. what is your mood? grande
8. where are you? my bed. but for most of this post i was in the kitchen.
9. what are you going to do after you post this? chillax
10. what are you excited for? spring break!

byeeeeeeeeeee

The Keeper Of The Keys

hey girls!!!

haha it is so crazy that i am starting this post so early! it is because i am home all by myself today because no school for me and hob just but hob left me and went to iowa or ohio or idaho or one of those states. although im pretty sure it was not idaho because if it was i would have gone with her and surprise attacked claire and taylor. but i think it was iowa. bum bum bum.

ok girls so anyway, im home all aloooooone so i am writing this on the wii. im so bored though. idk what i should even do. i have already done so much stuff today. well not really. mostly i have done a lot of boring stuff. i would say that the highlight of my day was when i used these oh girl what are those things called? well idk but i used them to clean out my ears and that was the highlight of my day so far. well actually the highlight of my day so far was when i was going to search through everyone's junk to find some treasures, but then i ended up only searching through my own junk and i found a TON of treasures in my old room. here are just a few of the great things that i found:
*a big ol bag of hair binders
*these beautiful shiny things i plan to use for some arts and crafts
*three whole pairs of scissies
*some clothes i had forgotten about
*a whole unopened package of fake cuts
*a set of watercolor paints i think namfon stole from my school but i don't plan on returning them
*lotsa socks!
*a samurai sword
*a hairnet from cousin camp
*and a locked box of money i cannot find the key to! D:

and that is not even all my treasures! i found so many and then i brought them down to room. now they are sitting on my bed and i am peering in on them like a creepy boy once peered in on claire as she cut off her toe. haha i just realized that by using only the materials i found in my old room i could make it look like i had cut off my toe!
*if i put one of my fake cuts on my toe it might look like my toe was cut
*if i hold one of my three pairs of scissies it would look like i had used them to cut off my toe
*if i put some of the red paint on the floor it would look like blood from cutting off my toe

hahaha i should do this joke! jj i will not but it would be funny of me.

i think later i am going to look in my room for more treasures because i have the feeling that there are so many more great things in there!

also i plan on doing some arts and crafts later!

but blehhh first i must go to the dentist. D: i hope that will not ruin my good mood. i hope that it will just be like a really quick appointment. idk what they are even going to do to me because i just went to that place two weeks ago.

oh girl you know something else that sucked about today? its called i had to go to my conference at school so early in the morning. well it wasn't as early as i go to school usually, but i was still so tired in the morning because i stayed up even later than i do usually on weekdays because it was like a weekend night for me. but anyway, the conference wasn't that bad actually, but still it sucked because i just hate conferences. and hob, you know how i told you i wanted kate and keenan to be at my conference? well guess who was at my conference? hint: it wasn't kate and keenan. D:

haha you would be able to know who it is by just that if you knew who my teachers are because i only have four. but since you may not i will tell you. it was zach and tami. blehhh. well i like zach and tami is ok sometimes, but i just didn't want them at my conference because i have a c+ in science. (and tami is my science teacher) and i have a b in math (and zach is my math teacher) but i have a's in both english and geography (kate and keenan are my english and geography teachers, respecively) so that is why i wanted them there. because most likely they would have only nice things to say about and then we would all just sit there and say nice things about me. (noooo i think i typed to fast and made the sound on the will go away! D: ok its back! :D) but actually it was ok because we didn't even talk about my grades at my conference. i don't even think those fools know i have a c+ in science! so that gives my time to fix that darn grade! yay! haha always at my conference the teachers ask me if i have any friends and then they ask me to list who my friends are like i don't have any friends or something. well its not my fault those fools didn't put me in any classes with people i like. haha i always think what would happen if i listed people i obviously despise as my friends. well idk how it would be obvious who i despise to those fools because apparently they don't even pay enough attention to know who my friends are. but anyway i wouldn't say people i despise are my friends because i always get this hope in me that they will put me in classes with the people i tell them, so i wouldn't want to be in classes with people i despise. well i actually am already in classes with those fools, so that is why i despise them. but i wouldn't want them to pair me up with them for projects or anything. haha yesterday we were giving presentations for this one project and i almost fell asleep during this one kid that i hate's presentation. that is probably because of his stupid voice that he always uses and i always want to tell him to shut up or use a regular voice when he talks, but he talks all the time because he tries to be funny and say funny things in class, and that would be acceptable if he could use a regular voice, and actually say funny things, but his voice is so annoying and also NOTHING he says is ever funny.

ooops i bet that is accidentally a huge clunker of a paragraph. i can't really see the thing because i am typing on the wii, but if it is too huge and boring for you, you may skip it.

ok girls well i gotta go to the dentist now but i will bbl to finish this post!

girls i am back!

haha i just looked at my hugeoid paragraph up there and it is such a big old clunker! you may just skip the whole thing if you wish because it is so boring.

oh girls good news! i found the key to the locked box i told you about. haha it was funny because it was on the table next to my bed for a long time and i kept wondering what it was for and it turns out it goes to this box i just found today! that is so awesome i think!

girls you know something else that is so awesome!? we had dominoes pizza for dinner! and there is still a whole entire pizza left!!! goosebag!!!!!

haha and also we have chocolate almond ice cream!

haha and also me and noah played this really epic game of heroes and lost cards! its was great fun!

girls well i am on my mother's computer now and you know what that means? its time for another bit of the comic! i have to draw it first though.

haha accidentally some of the faces on people got erased so you will just have to imagine thie facial expressions. oopsie.

well i would say that that is a sufficient post? wouldn't you? wait i still need the game.

1. what are you listening to? the dishwasher

2. what is your quest? to get as many abilities as i can

3. what tabs/windows are open? tabs: gmail, blogger, the goblog. windows: sticky notes thing, internet explorer, windows journal, paint.

4. what do you love right now? babies!

5. what do you hate right now? old people!

6. what do you want to eat/what are you eating? nut.

7. what is your mood? fantastico!

8. where are you? my kitchen table

9. what are you going to do after you post this? pet a kitty

10. what are you excited for? to read the newest chapter of this really awesome fanfic, and to be home alone the entire day tomorrow!

alright girls thats all for now!

see ya!

Four Months Later

OKO YOU CAN READ THIS POST NOW!

hey girls!!!!!!

girls i have to tell you something. it is not actually monday yet. but since my posts have been so suckfestish and short lately i decided to start writing this one early. so it is four o clock on sunday. but inbd right?

aw girls but i don't have that much to talk about yet. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ok i will tell you a story.

once upon a time i just went on a walk. well since you will be reading this tomorrow i will say that i went on a walk yesterday, but actually it was about 15 minutes ago. so anyway, i went on my walk and then it was a few minutes into my walk and i realized i was just like zq! like well, i had my many layers, because i was already wearing two shirts and then i put a hoodie on over that because it was just a tad chilly, and i had my hat because it was really sunny, and i had my dog because that was how i was making money out of this walk to see alice and wonderland on wednesday, and i had my darn music! i think the only thing that would have made me more zq-like is if i had been wearing flip flops. haha.

ok well now what will i talk about? idk.

i will share a funny pic with you!



hahaha you like that?

hmmm soon i will have to go make dinner but what should i do until then? idk. i really hope nobody logs on and reads this post in between now and tomorrow night. that would be a sure shame. i think i will add a special note at the beginning warning everyone not to read it.

there, done.

ok girls i will finish this post later.

its later! monday to be exact! well ok its sunday night but since its after midnight its technically monday! bleeeeh actually it is wednesday. haha well not really but its like a wednesday because only three days of school this week and also we are doing a wednesday schedule in the morning tomorrow. that is so suckish. i hate wednesday mornings. they make me make the stink face. haha well i don't really have much to talk about right now. also i am feeling lazy. so i will finish this post later.

heeeeeeeeeeey girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im at the library now! and guess what!? i found another great piccy for you! hahaha i always find the best piccies at the library and then icqcml but i have to because i need to be quiet! haha ok here it is:

i think that will work. idk. if it doesn't i will try again to get that darn piccy up there. haha but isnt' that so darn funny?

haha you know what else is funny? i have 102 darn drafts! thats so awesome of me also! hmm but i don't seem to have one telling me what to talk about in this post. that is a sure shame! how am i supposed to know what to say!?!?!

aw well

blehhh this internet is so slow. its like im trying to load a yoube vid and it is taking forevs. that is so annoying. grrrrrr STOP BEING SO SLOW! please.

this is such a snore of a post. methinks we need something to spice it up. idk what though.

ok girls well i gtg now so i will finish this post later

back! and here is more of the story!

ok well that's about it for this post. wait im gonna quick change the thing at the top. ok i just changed "DO NOT READ! MONDAY'S POST! DO NOT READ! DO NOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " to "OKO YOU CAN READ THIS POST NOW!"

oh yes i must play our game now.

1. what are you listening to? worker bee-motion city soundtrack
2. what is your quest? to find the sorcerer's stone before snape does.
3. what tabs/windows are open? tabs-blogger, pandora, gmail, the goblog. windows- internet explorer, the sticky notes thing i mentioned before, windows journal, paint
4. what do you love right now? 2.5 day weeks and 4.5 day weekends, bread!
5. what do you hate right now? hob a little bit because she is being a grump
6. what do you want to eat/what are you eating? nut. well actually nutella would be nice.
7. what is your mood? alright.
8. where are you? on my bed
9. what are you going to do after you post this? maybe make nice with my sister. or maybe watch some youtube vids.
10. what are you excited for? the weekend!

Generations

HEY GIRLS WASSUP!?

ok right this exact moment i am going to do this thing i tried to do the last two posts but ran out of time so that i don't run out of time again. here it is. its this awesome website where you generate random stuff and i am going to generate some random stuff for our amusement.


song lyrics with the word "goblin":
*Goblin, goblin will tear us apart again.
*The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a goblin man.
*Take a sad goblin and make it better.





song lyrics with the word "onion":
*You don't have to put on the red onion.
*All you need is onion, onion. Onion is all you need.
*And here is a red onion, I think of you, and let it go.



Shakeseare quotes with the word "bread":
*When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in bread?
*Blow, winds, and crack your bread!
*To be, or not to be: that is the bread.

here is my new middle name:
oyster-8

slogans with the word "sylar":
*What's in your Sylar?
*You Too Can Have A Sylar Like Mine.
*Bet you can't eat Sylar.
*I scream, You scream, We all scream for Sylar.
*Mamma Mia, That'sa Spicy Sylar!


and here is something that is scary. it generates some new years resolutions for you 0.O...:
*Become a better Sylar.
*Get back in contact with some old heroes.


ok that's enough of this game. if you want to do it yourself it is here: http://thesurrealist.co.uk/


aaaah ok girls what now? i am bored? i wish to have our gc right now but idk if gob is even online but i don't want to check because i want to get this darn blog post done first. the comp is being really weird right now. idk what is wrong with it. well i will try to fix it after i finish this. idk what to do now though. i wish i had some awesome pics to share so i could play the "this" game but i don't actually have any because my comp is broken. that makes me so sad and i wish it could be fixed. idk when it will be though.



hahahaha i am so glad i am not at school right now!!!!! right this minute there is a lock-in going on over there. i am so glad that i am not at that place and i can't imagine a single reason why i would want to be. its like im just chillaxing while all those fools are at school. those big giant glugs. its like the minute i walk into school i wish to go home, so why would i want to sleep there?



i kind of want to end this post right now but that would be such a shorty of a post. ok i will play our game and then i will see what time it is.



aaah actually i just had to restart the comp and it took SO LONG! i only have a couple mins left! D:

ok here is the game:

1. what are you listening to? the tv
what is your quest? the same as last time!
3. what tabs/windows are open? tabs: just this one because i just had to restart the comp! windows: this sticky notes thing that is always on my mother's comp, some stupid thing that was holding me up so i terminating it, and this one.
4. what do you love right now? bread
5. what do you hate right now? stupid computers!
6. what do you want to eat/what are you eating? nut
7. what is your mood? in a frenzy
8. where are you? the family room
9. what are you going to do after you post this? celebrate
10. what are you excited for? our gc!

haha maybe one day i will finish will more than five minutes to spare. but today is not that day.

sorry for the suckfest of a post.

Delirium

HEEEEEEY GIRLS! guess where i am!!! haha jj i will tell you. i am at the mall! yay! first post from the mall! i am in the apple store with hob right now. we are buying junk but i thought i just might stop in and start writing my blog post like a big glug. ok well im gonna go now. we got more things to do. byeeeee ttyl!

girl i am so home now! haha girl when i left the store i purposely left the goblog open on the comp so that someone might see it and be like "ooooh that looks like an interesting blog!" and then they would search around there and then they would get hooked! and tell their friends about this blog masterpiece also! that would be grande. ok girls well i am supposed to be doing homework right now but inbd because i don't have that much more to do. goosebag! girl im so hungry! i fancy a cheeseburger! haha jj because i don't like cheeseburgers but i do fancy having dinner soon! mmm we are having pasta and pesto i believe. i am so excited to eat that because of that hunger i mentioned. also i am excited for lost later! girl i have a lot of happy in me except then i get slightly less happy when i remember that tomorrow is wednesday because i just despise that darn day. well i think im going to go finish my homework now. ttyl blog!

ok girls i am back for realsies now. but i don't actually have that long to write this thing! D: i will have to be so speedy like a pancake.

you know what is so sad? i haven't talked to ANYONE in so long! ok well i talk to hob obv but she doesn't count. also i talk to:

*the lovely sarah

*the lovely claire

*the...well, colton

AND THAT'S IT!

i haven't talked to:

*my darling lauren (who i miss so much!)

*my other darling taylor, (who i also miss so much!)

*and gob

ok well i talked to gob a teeny bit on saturday or something and also i read his darn-

hahaha so im talking to sarah right now actually and we were just talking about this same subject, and she said something about lauren and asked if she was on my list, and i wasn't really paying that much attention to the chat at the moment because im trying to get this post done, and she meant my facebook friends list, but i thought she meant that list up there ^. so i was like "...how did you know i was making a list?" and then i looked up in case she was being all ninja and hanging from my ceiling and spying on me like a scary librarian, but she wasn't. but she did say that i make a lot of lists. that is so true because i am a list person. of course i am, because i am a parasite, and we parasites are known for saying "JUST GIVE ME THAT D*** LIST SO I CAN SINK MY TEETH IN!!!!"

aaaaaaaaaaaah only an hour left! D: what was i even talking about? oh well no more time for that subject. lets talk about something else.

actually i want to draw the next part of the story thing. im too lazy to do this other thing i was actually going to do in my last post but then i ran out of time for so i was gonna do it in this post.

ok girls now our new game!!!

1. what are you listening to?
delirium- motion city soundtrack
2. what is your quest?
to finish this blog post in time!
3. what tabs/windows are open?
tabs- meebo, the goblog, blogger, gmail, something secret
4. what do you love right now?
half days, and BREAD OF COURSE
5. what do you hate right now?
wednesdays!
6. what do you want to eat/what are you eating?
im not eating anything, but i could go for something. idk what though.
7. what is your mood?
alright
8. where are you?
in my bed
9. what are you going to do after you post this?
idk. probably read fanfic. maybe eat a snack.
10. what are you excited for?
the weekend. and pi day!

aaaaaah i still need a title! akmdklgnsldkvmlskmv dlssdf
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ok. got one. good. byeeeeeeeeee girls!