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top 10 worst fathers

10. god (supernatural)

"and for that, god had michael cast me into hell"

9. christian shephard (lost)

"you don't want to be a hero. you don't want to try and save everyone. because when you fail...you just don't have what it takes

8. jaime lannister (game of thrones)

"i seldom throw children out of windows to improve their health"

7. odin (thor)

"i now take from you your power! in the name of my father and his father before, i, odin allfather, cast you out!"

6. balon greyjoy (game of thrones)

"my fears have come true. the starks have made you theirs"

5. john winchester (supernatural)

"when i told dad i was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45"

4. arthur petrilli (heroes)

"son, until you change that attitude, you're grounded."

3. harry wormwood (matilda)

"i'm smart, you're dumb. i'm big, you're little. i'm right, you're wrong. and there's nothing you can do about it."

2. ed singer (supernatural)

"you break everything you touch"

1. anthony cooper (lost)

"he was becoming a nuisance. i conned him into giving me one of his kidneys. he never got over it."

omg the craziest thing happened while i was making this list. ok in the middle of looking for a quote for john winchester, i took a break and the first thing i saw was a gif of him saying "i've made some mistakes. but i've always done the best i could". and then in the middle of looking for a quote for odin, i took a break and the first thing i saw was a gif of thor saying "can i come home?" :( but that was crazy to me

top 5 best dead mothers

5. melinda finster (rugrats)

"when the sun gives you freckles, that's me tickling my boy"

4. lily potter (harry potter)

"she sacrificed herself for you, and that kind of act leaves a mark"

3. amanda grayon (star trek xi)

"as always, whatever you choose to be, you will have a proud mother"

2. joanna lannister (game of thrones)

"don't leave me, he wanted to call, but of course she'd left them long ago"

1. mary winchester (supernatural)

"i want a family. i want to be safe. you know the worst thing i can think of, the very worst thing, is for my children to be raised into this like i was"