future!para

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Wow I feel like I'm the only one who ever posts on this blog anymore... The last six posts have been by me...

Haha yesterday there were like six spiders in my room so I put on "Another One Bites the Dust" and killed them all!!!

Top 5 favorite futures

5. "I Am Become Death" (Heroes)

"If you told me you were coming...I would have made extra!"

 Wow I know this is supposed to be like a "bad future" or whatever, but I don't see how it's that bad... Well actually it's kind of confusing because this is the future, and then there's a future that comes after this where the world is destroyed but this future is fine!  I mean everyone kind of gets what they want... Sylar has an adorable child and Mr. Muggles and waffles, Nathan is president, Matt and Daphne have a family, it's perfect!  Okay, so Mohinder's some sort of monster and I'm not sure why Claire's some sort of assassin, but who really cares about that?  Also everyone has super powers! It's awesome!

4. Star Trek

 "Leave bigotry in your quarters.  There's no room for it on the bridge."

Well, this is like...the most optimistic future ever. Like, most aliens are friendly, world peace has been achieved, and technology has increased unbelievable.  There's really nothing wrong, except that whales are extinct. But who really cares about that????

3. "The Ultimate Enemy" (Danny Phantom)

"Danny Phantom grows up to be the most evil ghost on the planet.  What do you want me to do about it?"

It's not that bad!  Okay, it is.  But what can I say? I like baaaaad futures! But let me just say this: Amity Park is awesome! They have a giant city with flying cars and a huge ghost shield!  And future!Valerie is sooooo badass!!!! I mean sure probably most of the world and the Ghost Zone is a desolate place because of Danny but I don't care!  Future!Danny is awesome too! We already went over this!  Also this is just one of those futures that is just awesome knowing it exists even in an alternate timeline.

2. The End (Supernatural) 

"Took me five years.  Tonight I'm gonna kill the devil."

 Aww it's like the worst future ever.  Don't you just love it??? Pretty much everyone's a zombie, Sam's Lucifer, Bobby's dead, Cass is human, it's great!!!! 

1. Five Years Gone (Heroes)

"The bomb -- it was me!  I killed those people.  I killed Micah!" 

So, New York City is destroyed, Nathan's dead, Sylar's president, Hiro's a terrorist, evolved human are persecuted by Matt, what could be better??? No but seriously this is like one of my favorite episodes of anything ever.  There's nothing bad about it.  Future everyone is perfect and it's just the best thing.

In conclusion, the best futures should:
1. be horrible
2. said horribleness should be caused by a main character