wow tuba is really great at writing blog posts! look at all that great stuff he said to start us out! oh here he is with some more wisdom.
tuba: oh my gosh! mm. crunch crunch crunch.
wow what an eloquent fellow!
tuba: oh i think i ran out of chex mix...oh wait i found some more!
okay here is a pic i drew i hope you like it!
welp here is another pic that i drew:
okay i will tell you the story that goes along with this pic. actually it will be a one line story written by me and tubs.
once upon a time there was a demon named vincent. and the demon then went inside the triangle. he thought that was a perfect opportunity to kill some really annoying people. especially people like comp man. yes he was the worst. well not quite the worst. the worst was actually noah. the demon tricked all the cousins and siblings of the triangle to think it was really her the entire time. he invited them all over for a beautiful meatloaf dinner and when they least expected it, he killed every last one of them. but he still was not quite happy... so he came out of the triangle's body and entered the body of her mom so that he could kill all the adults too. however he sadly realized the adults were already dead. in fact they had been zombies for over ten years. he whispered this to tuba's corpse and tuba rose from the dead as a spirit. a racist spirit that hated all dogs and zombies. well actually only most dogs but not ALL dogs. jk all dogs. so he traveled back to minnesota to kill the somberg's dog, dylan. unfortunately for him, dylan had heard about him coming for him and had gotten an operation done that turned him into a giant robot dog. the giant robot suit did not stand in tuba's way though and he exploded the robot suit with some dynamite. this brought him such joy except that during dylan's time as a robot he had become a super-hero and was loved by everyone in the whole state of minnesota. so now all of his many followers wanted tuba dead. again. the people of minnesota all banded together and drowned tuba in a lake in a park. then they pulled him out of the lake and burned him and drove their cars over the ashes then fed them to a turtle. but little did they know that the spirit of tuba would come back again to haunt minnesota in the shape of a very speedy turtle. the turtle appeared to be a nice and friendly turtle but really it was a turtle that would bite you and kill you. the turtle's name was henry even though he was haunted by tuba. tuba's spirit gave him super-powers such as the ability to be a racoon at will. this came particularly in handy when he wanted to escape an attack from one of the towns people in minnesota. however the towns people became aware of henry so they alerted the president of the united states who sent the armed forces after him. the military shot giant rockets straight at him but they missed every single time and left huge holes in the sidewalks. out of these holes crawled giant beetles that chewed on the toes of anyone they didn't like, which was everyone. everyone decided that minnesota had gotten messed up enough so they took a giant plane and all flew over to michigan where they led happy new lifes without having to be worried about tuba haunting the state. then henry tripped in the shower and died and the beetles all retired. tuba died along with henry and everyone lived happily ever after.
the end.
okay that's the end of this post.
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