Thursday, January 31, 2013


heyy gs. 

this week has been so crazy and busy but now there is only one more day and friday is my least busiest day!!!!!  and then the weekend will be here!

okay so this was my schedule for today:

8-9 Music Technology
9-10 Music Theory
10-11 Intro to Composition
11-12 Practice clarinet
12-1 Lunch
1-2 Clarinet Lesson
2-3:30 Symphonic Band
4-5 Practice piano
5-6 Dinner
6-7 Do listening assignment/blog post in listening library'
7:30-8:30 Faculty Gala Concert

this was like the worst day i've ever had in terms of how much i had to do. blehh i hope i never have a day that crazy again.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

survival of the cats

Hey gs!

Wow my political science professor has an alliterative name so every time I read it I think he's a comic book character.

Yeah same usually I don't ever wish it was summer except that I want there to be no school but I keep wanting it to be summer rn like I'm just kind of tired of the feeling of winter bleh.

Uh the second pic I drew on paper and then scanned it and then digitally colored it so it looked like this:

Ew gross.

And then I colored it.

I did the same thing for this pic:

But idk.

Art is hard wow.

Wow okay so I am hearing that there is talk of casting someone to play the Rhino in TASM 2...  Well idk who the guy is really so I can't really say whether he would be a good Rhino or not.... But I'm not sure that anyone should play Rhino????  Like first of all, he was in the video game so I kind of thought that meant he wasn't going to be in any movies but idk.  Second, while he was okay in the video game I don't think it would work as well in a movie because I just think it would look kind of stupid like I mean he is literally a guy in a rhino costume and I just don't think that would go over well on a big screen also he's not very interesting so idk.  Okay and third, I thought it was a pretty sure thing that Electro is going to be in TASM 2 and I really don't want there to be two villains??? I mean just look at every superhero movie and you will see the best ones only have one villain because having more compromises the amount of time you can spend on the hero and on the villains and two is just never necessary. Also having Electro and Rhino makes me fear that they are going to try to have the Sinister Six which I think would be horrible because there's no way you can introduce six bad guys in one movie I mean wow.  Uh I guess the only way that would work is if you just assume everyone knows all of the Six and don't try to develop them separately and treat them as one.  But who really wants that??? Also okay to me right now it seems like they are trying really hard to stay away from any villains that were in the Raimi movies and that makes me really sad because I want to see Venom done right and it also makes me confused because I am really expecting Green Goblin especially since the whole first movie was pretty much centered around Oscorp and like Gwen is still alive so don't we have to do something about that???

Oops that was a really long paragraph.

Welp. Actually one a somewhat related note I heard they are thinking of making a Dr. Strange movie..... Well I like Dr. Strange as much as the next person....and by that I mean, does anyone really care about Dr. Strange????

I just want a Ms. Marvel movie!!!!!!!! Or how about a Heroes for Hire movies that would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No okay Joy can't wear any of her shoes pretty much because they are all wildly inappropriate for Minnesota winter. Same with most of her clothes it seems like....

Hey Gob if you liked that video here's another you might like:

Also this one

Good times!

Tuesday, January 29, 2013


orange chicken

hey gs

wowo im so tired i want to die so i can sleep forever

why will no one stop talking in this world. i wish everyone would shut up wow the sound of ppls voices is so annoying especially when im trying to read. i want to throw up on this whole world

wow i am bored and i did nt bring a lunch today bc i was too tired to get one and i dont have money and i hate evryhing is this week over yet or this semester or this world even

those drawings are so nice para. did you draw the second one digital or color it or what. oh wow i know what you mean about when you use your foot as a hand wow thats the worst feeling in the whole universe and then you can't like do anything like move or anything until it goes away in a few mins

wow imagine if it was summer. usually i dont start wishing it was summer until like march or never but i wish it was that. here is what we would have:
*no school

what a nice list. i am crying just wanting those things

wtf why does joy have things but she doesnt use them. does she use all her shoes??? i wish the mysteries of joy could be explained to me. bleh i still have 1 hour until class. 2 hours until i can be done with class for 2day. 3 hours until i can go home. 4 hours until i can eat a thing. 7 hours until i can have dinner. 11 hours until i can go to bed.

theres a bad taste in my mouth

you know what maybe ppl should start their posts earlier in the day gob and then they'll be able to have a better post.

wow i just saw that the dtb ed changes. the world just couldnt get any worse. maybe it will be just for 1 ep or something. still that will be the worst episode

at least im home now but i have to stay awake until a reasonable bedtime or else i might have a trouble with sleeping for the third night


Monday, January 28, 2013

cats on naboo

heyy gs. 

i have a bunch of stuff to to tonight so i don't have too much time for this blog post.

Here is Star Wars recut to the Star Trek trailer!

oh and i haven't forgotten...i will punish myself severely sometime this week for sure.

bad goblin! D:

Sunday, January 27, 2013

cat unleashed

Hey gs!

Yeah same we want Gob punished!!!!

Nice pic of your ship g idk who those people are though.

I used the scanner in the library so....

Here's a dumb pic of my ship that accidentally became this monstrosity:

Look a that!!! It was just supposed to be an innocent picture of Spidey hugging Deadpool and you not being able to see Deadpool's reaction to it because of his mask but then when I colored Deadpool this happened wow.

Uh and then I digitally colored Peter blue-ish to match Stegman's art in SSM #1.

I am crying just looking at it help me.

Oh I also drew this stupid thing:


Wow okay this morning Joy stunk up our room with her stupid lotion and then I had to suffer that stink all day and then this afternoon she came in the room and was like "there's a smell in here" and I was like YEAH ITS YOU SLKDGJLSDJGLKSDJGLDSJ

Except I didn't say that.

Idk I thought she had a computer but she doesn't use it???? Idk!!!!!

Well okay but she has four suitcases so I don't see how there could be anything she didn't have room for....

Yesterday I got a kit kat bar from the vending machine and there was a milky way behind it but then when the kit kat fell our the milky bar went with it so I got them both.

Wow who's excited for the Iron Man 3 trailer tomorrow????????????

It was super warm today like 20 degrees????

Gob maybe JJ Abrams will make the Star Wars movie really Star Trekky to balance it out???

Do you ever try to use your foot as a hand and then your foot like seizes up and is really painful? I probably do that like several times a week....

Saturday, January 26, 2013

chicken chicken

heyyyy gs

just chillin

whens gob gonna punish himself

here's a pic i drew of my ship:

a thing about this ship is it's canon. nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok what was i gonna say

why dont i have any jamz that i want to hear

why can't i finish this fanmix

why are all of my ships so beautiful

why do i see a cat

wow para what a g is your roommate. maybe she took up all the room packing her shoes so she didnt have any room for blankets. wtf that sounds so darn uncomfortable what is she. wait so she doesnt have a computer or. what is she what is she

remember when we watched that worthless ep of spn. remember when we couldnt watch darker than black. we should try to tonight

hawkeye has this teensy little face

Friday, January 25, 2013

a cat in need

heyy gs.

idk if you've heard yet or not but J.J. Abrams is directing Star Wars Episode VII!!!!!!!!!!!!!
well it hasn't been officially confirmed yet but two very reliable inside sources claimed it was true and it's being re-posted by like every news source, even like ABC, and USA Today so I think it has to be true.  wow that is so crazy though that J.J. Abrams will be directing both Star Trek and Star Wars...

i wonder what this means for his involvement in the third Star Trek film they make.

i think J.J abrams will do an even better job on Star Wars than he did on Star Trek because he has said many times that he is way bigger of a Star Wars fan than a Star Trek fan.  and the fact that the new Star Trek movie was more Star Wars-y then Star Trek really is.

haha here is a nice pic of who J.J. Abrams will recast the Star Wars trio as.  jj :p

Thursday, January 24, 2013

sins of the cat

Hey gs.

Aw g that does not sound like a good day.  Bleh I hate all of those feelings.

Well yesterday I was so hungry also because I didn't really have any food in my dorm and I didn't have time to go to the dining hall until dinnertime.

Oh Gobby your dining hall sounds like a suckfest. Also that is really unfortunate Hob because at my school there is delicious french fries and tortellini wow those are like some of the best things this place has to offer.

Well tbh I am judging my roommate for the things she is judging me for.  Like she is judging me for liking comic books so I am judging her right back for being close-minded about one of the greatest sources of entertainment this world has to offer. And she is judging me for staying in my room on an extremely cold weekend day on which I have a lot of homework to do and my best friend is out of town and I am judging her because who the fuck goes outside on that sort of day.

Also I am judging her for a ton of other things like:
*Having like 20 pairs of shoes??????
*Sleeping on her bed with just one sheet and nothing else like not even a bottom sheet she just sleeps on the mattress with just one sheet???? I have a bottom sheet and a top sheet and a comforter and three blankets idgi????
*Taking like two hours in the morning to get dressed and standing in front of the mirror forever doing ????? mystery activities????

Oh yeah speaking of that she woke me up today at like 7 am ON PURPOSE and asked me if she could use my laptop..... First of all I don't like to be woken up early in the morn and second of all I don't like people to use my laptop!!!!!  So I was like "I'd prefer that you didn't" and laid down to go back to sleep but then like a few minutes later she WOKE ME UP AGAIN and asked me again and idk I was so tired so I wanted to throttle her so I asked if it was really really really important like thinking she might get the hint that I didn't want her to be using my laptop but then she was like yes and I just wanted her to leave me alone so I let her use it but first I had to like close out of my internet stuff. RIP those tabs we will miss them!!!! And then she take is and I wasn't really paying attention but then I started hearing these sounds like ding ding ding so I look over and she's trying to close an error message like repeatedly just trying to close it even though its clearly not working so I was like "wtf man" and she's like "its not working" so I take it from her and she has two windows of internet explorer running??? And I want to chop her head off but instead I say" wow ok just use chrome" and she just says "????" so I open chrome and say "use the browser I opened" and then I give it back to her and this is when I checked the time and saw that it was 7 am so I had an hour until my alarm would go off so I just thought when she gave me my laptop back I would just chill for like an hour but she didn't give it back to me for like half an hour wow I wanted to slaughter her.

Okay I started drawing one of my ships like that and it looks p cute so far but idk how I will be able to show it to you once its done????

Aw g idk but my itunes doesn't have a play next function I don't think but idk my itunes is p old because I never update it and I would like to have that but I don't want to update it because that sounds p worthless idk.

But one thing I wish it if I could just finish at least one of these darn fanmixies!!!!

WOW I HATE when Noah is like "would you just okay" BLEH I want to PUKE ON HIM that's like what they say in How I Met Your Mother I think blehhhhhh.

Okay I am ending this post significantly later in the day than I started it so I can now inform you that I had delicious curly fries for dinner yum.

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

chicken mocha

hey gs

bleh today is the worst day. i dont feel the best and i have to be here for 5 hours and i dont have money for lunch and i didnt bring a lunch and i had too much coffee and im still tired and its so cold and i want everyone at this school to die

wait gob why would you be upset that you could only have one steak if you hated the steak??????????????????? wow the cafeteria at my school is disgusting. idec that i dont have money for lunch because it would probably make me puke if i ate it. like last time i thought i was just having some innocent tortellini salad and french fries but the french fries were soggy which was the grossest thing ever and the tortellini had suspicious looking things in it idek. i wish it was dinner time because tonight we're having good tortellini and i really want it bleh

para that sounds similar to my roommate at iowa like she used to judge me a lot i think like i had some pages from a winnie the pooh coloring book on my bulletin board, for example, one that i colored and one  that my friend colored and i think she was laughing at them w/ her bf one time and also she would be like "did you stay in the room all day" sometimes. well i was judging her for things too like having pics of herself all over the place and being stupid and caring about other things more than she cared about tv shows wtf is up w/ that. and yeah it sounds reasonable of you to have stayed in your room that day. espec. if you had homework. haha those pics. you should try to draw a pic of one of your ships like that. it would be easy cuz you wouldnt have to draw a face maybe. well perchance you'd have to draw one face but you said you've been working on that so maybe it will be not a problem

well i am just saying stuff because i have a lot of hours to kill. this is gonna be a post that takes 5 hours to write. jj. i have to go to class for 2 hours. but who knows if i'll make it i feel like i want to die. well you know what else makes me want to die is the newest version of itunes which i got against my will cuz when the desktop was set up i had to download itunes and that was the one that was available and when/if my laptop gets fixed thats probably the version i'll have to have. like ok every time a new version comes out, i see people complaining about how bad it is so i don't care to download it but it always ends up being pretty similar to the old one actually. but this one ugh i hate it like the sidebar is gone and it makes it so hard to search for songs/artists and to see your playlists you have to go to a dif tab and you can't just drag songs on to there. there's one good thing about it which is you can right click on songs and say "play next" or "add to play next playlist" or w/e and so then if you think of a bunch of songs oyu want to listen to in the next few mins, you dont have to make a quickie playlist called "00000000000000" you can just do that thing. but im not even sure if that was a thing in the last version so maybe this version is completely worthless anyway

wow the paragraphs keep getting longer and longer

whoops i just ruined it

wow namfon just sent me the most boring message and she didnt even answer my question. why would she do a thing like that

you know who i hate it's noah because he ate 3 boxes of cereal in like idk 4 days and for one thing thats my cereal and for another thing idk why he was to constantly eat cereal and for another thing he uses up all the milk and for another thing he leaves the bowls in his room for a week and for another thing he's a big fat pig. also i hate him cuz at dinner he keeps changing the conversation to talk about things that i dont give a fuck about. he changes it to either

1. tell everyone things that people at his school said to him that he considers to be stupid and then tells everyone his response to what the person says that he considers to be clever but in reality is usually equal to or greater than the stupidity of the thing the person said. who really gives a fuck what every single person he talked to at school said to him because i certainly don't

2. something having to do with science or math. bleh. and when doing so he usually can't think of the right words to use when he's trying to sound smart so he fills them in this either a word that doesn't mean what he thinks it means or he sort of trails off what a dummy

3. talks about how much he wants a secret passage in our house wtf shut him up
also every time i try to talk to him, pretty much, he says angrirly "kara would you just okay" and i don't know what that means?????????? how do you just okay idgi

ok idk what else to put in this post not that it needs anything else ok here it is

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

nomad cats

heyy gs.

wow i thought today was going to suck so badly but actually it wasn't that bad!  like i went to bed really late last night so i was worried i was going to have a hard time waking up but i woke up easily!  and i thought it would be a really bad day because tuesday is my busiest day of the week but it actually went by pretty fast!!!

wow you know what is really dumb though?  the dining hall had a "premium" dinner tonight where it cost a little extra and you got steak...but it was the worst steak i've ever had in my life.  it was so dry and it had like no flavor at all.  i felt like i got ripped off so much because they built up the meal to be special and be better since it cost more but really it was one of the worst meals i've ever had.  oh yeah and the only things to go with it that they served were some vegetables and stuffed portabello mushrooms.  usually there are 2 lines with separate things but tonight since it was the "premnium food" night both lines had the same stuff.  oh yeah and they gave you a ticket so that you could only have one steak.  what a rip off.

well sorry for that huge rant about my dinner but that's all i have time for in this post.  i'll post about something more interesting and important next time.

Monday, January 21, 2013

one is the loneliest cat

Hey gs.

Bleh Joy was watching another movie again this morning at around 8 am.  Idk why she won't use headphones this is really troublesome.

Also then she started wiping something and it was making a really bad sound to my ears and I wanted to smack her.

And also she won't stop judging me like idek how many times she has just been like "so you seem pretty fond of Spider-Man" like she thinks its just this horrible thing idgi and then today she was like "did you stay in the room all day" and wow I do not need someone to be judging me and also it is like negative twenty degrees outside and so we have a windchill warning and if you go outside for even 10 minutes your skin will freeze so idk why I would want to walk anywhere and also some of us like to actually do our homework.

Same I am really anticipating Gob's punishments.

Idk what else I was going to say.

Haha my favorite thing is where the love interests of superheroes are like putting the moves on their men when they're wearing masks so maybe their real faces look really into it but then their masks are just like "no."

Here are a couple of examples:

Sunday, January 20, 2013

chicken bread

heyyyy gs

just postin a quickie

wow i just finished my show wow can i die

i cant even rmemeber the other things i was gonna say

well icqcme for gobs punishments

wow idk what to do with the rest of my night

ok bye

Friday, January 18, 2013

matter of the cat

Hey gs!

Idk Hob. Nah I'm not really wishing for Kelly back because I never actually want to hear Kelly's voice again.  Kelly has super annoying kind of southern accent and my new roommate has a much more pleasing accent even if I can't actually understand anything she says.

When that happens I pretty much smile and nod.

Also sometimes she asks me questions that first of all I can barely understand the words and second of all I don't know the answers to so its kind of also annoying.

But she is pretty nice so far I guess like she bought me a coke which is still in the refrigerator because I don't drink coke and she gave me some cookies which I ate and she game me some fruit which is also in the refrigerator because I haven't eaten  it yet and she offered me some peanuts which I politely refused and then she offered me peanuts again the next day.

I haven't given her anything but I was thinking about giving her the coke back and pretending it was another one that I bought. What do you think?

But also she keeps talking to her mom early in the morning and today she was watching a movie at 7:30 am apparently.

Also she has SO MUCH crap like her desk is covered in stuff and she has four suitcases and one of them is still full of clothes and idk where is is going to put them because her closet is full and her stuff is just like all over.


Okay Caitlin is in my english class nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

But goos a three day weekend!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, January 17, 2013

chicken pad thai

heyyyy gs

wow para that sounds like the worst possible roommate for you. wow how did someone so the opposite of a parasite end up as her roommate????? wow are you wishing for kelly back or. maybe try to get rid of this one too

goos im having a 4 day weekend rn!!!! well starting tomorrow really but really starting today at 10:45 when i was done w/ class except not really cuz i had to stay at school until 3 bleh

well that was all i had planned for this post


Wednesday, January 16, 2013

cat run

hey gs.

i almost forgot to post but this is better than nothing!

this is awesome!  these people made the entire toy story movie shot for shot in live action with actual toys!

Tuesday, January 15, 2013

cat by moonlight

Hey gs!

Bleh my roommate is super worthless.

Her name is Joy which is ironic because she does not make me joyful at all.

*I can't understand a thing she says wow its like she's speaking english but it sounds like a dif language???
*She wakes up early and doesn't turn off her alarm in a timely fashion
*She is super tall idk why that is a bad quality but it is in this case
*She told me Spider-Man is only for boys wow what is that about
*I think she is judging me constantly
*She has this super smelly lotion or something idk and she uses so much of it and it makes the whole room smell like that constantly and it gives me a headache.
*Like yesterday I opened the window and the door (which is something I never do) to try to get the smell to go away but it didn't work bleh kill me.
*Also one times when she was rubbing the lotion on herself she asked me if it was bothering my eyes and it wasn't bothering my EYES so I said no but now I am paranoid I am going to go blind or something.
*She goes to sleep so early I am not even joking it is not even 7:30 right now and she is lying in her bed idk if she is asleep yet though.
*I have yet to see her touch her laptop like what how can you go two days without a computer????

Basically imagine the opposite of me and you will know my roommate.

I smell a sitcom.

Monday, January 14, 2013

chicken chips

hey gs

its my day right

well im so sad and so is hawkeye. its because this night dylan ate her feather. bleh we are crying. also we're sad because we miss a little para

bleh i hate our world tbh. wow im so tired from school i could not even. wow is the semester over yet

at least i got two purple sweaters yesterday

para hows the roommate

yeah gob i think we wont have a game for this month but some of those could be good for next month idk i'll have to think about it. i think we thought of a game but i forget it

ok im going to bed

Sunday, January 13, 2013

cats in space

heyy gs.

okay idk if we really are going to do a game this month because it's already like almost halfway done but i had a couple ideas:

-write part of your blog post about something on a random wikipedia page every day
-ask/answer philosophical questions
-ask/answer trivia questions
-make surveys
-take a picture every day
-a 30 day challenge type thing again

do you gs think any of those ideas are good?

Saturday, January 12, 2013

cat vulture

Hey gs.

Bleh I have to go back to school tomorrow.

Haha Hawkeye was putting her claws into the chair so I yelled her name and then she looked at me and tried to take her claws out but one was stuck so she starting licking it to make it look like she was just holding it up to lick it.

I am going to have a new roommate so I hope she won't be a huge glug.




Boop boop that's all there is to say!!!

Friday, January 11, 2013

chicken garden

heyyy gs

what is htere to say????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????






blep blop my mind is as blank as the sea

WHEN'S DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now hawkeye is going to say a few words:


very nice!


ok this post is floppy

heres a new thing on our blog where we learn new words

grease means lubricate
pierce means penetrate
spherical means ball-shaped

my lip hurts bop

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? 
After the Hotdog Massacre of 1932, Old McDonald declared hotdogs to be dangerous and thus they can't be served at any of his restaurants.

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? 

The arm of the law because it is the longest.

What is Satan's last name? 


Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 

Maybe you should looks up the word "doctor" in the dictionary.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes? 

They are given clay toes to hold and that's where the tag goes.

If you're driving a federal owned car, and you run a stop sign, is it considered a felony? 

The real question is where are your children at this hour of the night.

Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? 

It's not available in the state of denial.

If you dug a hole through the center of the earth,and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity? 

You would be dead.

If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? 
They were not the one who bought the coffin, sweetie. 

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you're the main witness, what if you say "no"? 
You get spanked.

Do they bury people with their braces on? 

No, they give the braces to the next lucky child.

Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves? 

There is an infinite chain of dentists, each owing their servitude to the next dentist.

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

Yes, all employees at IHOP must sacrifice one leg to the Pancake Gods. They use the meat in their sausages. 
Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? 

This is the classification that the King declared.

Why does grape flavor smell the way it is when actual grapes don't taste or smell anything like it. 

The artificial flavor that you experience is the way real grapes wish they could taste like.

If its 11:30 PM Dec 31 in Texas and 12:30 AM Jan 1st in New York and you have a New York driver's license that expires Jan 2007, does that mean your license has expired? 

If it's 2013 then definitely.

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him? 

He is lonely in his Soul.

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? 

Animals are round.

If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor? 

Because they can walk through walls, disappear, and fly.

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

That's racist.

Can animals commit suicide? 

If they have seen the things I have seen, of course.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

You stop the animal from eating the plant and offer up yourself as it's next meal.

If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

More doctors would descend from the ceiling to assist.

Why aren't drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?

Because if you are outside the home you are an Outsider and don't deserve to see nice things.

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

If the ice is on hot water it will surely be quite thin.

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
The story of Easter is the tale of the bunny who became one with the Bird family and learned their ways through hard work and determination.

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

That's racist.

Why are they called 'Jolly Ranchers'? Who said that the ranchers were jolly?

Have you ever tasted them? Jol is an emotion that is clear to the tongue.

Can a short person "talk down" to a taller person? 

If their shoes are tall enough, of course.

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

They wear one on their eyebrows.

If milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated? 

Yes, this is why cows only exist in cold climates such as Norway.

Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
Time zones are a human construction. There are no human civilizations in space, thus time zones do not exist.

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
Fish are lighting gods.

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
It is comforting to babies to know that they will have a worthy death someday.

What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

Phil Urich

Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?

Cannibals can be arrested for being cannibals.

Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

The state of championship is the wisest time of a person's life.

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

More ambulances descend from the skies to assist.

Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

Everyone likes that smell.

Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

That's racist

Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

You MUST do these both at the same time or real harm can come to you. If you wake up without opening your eyes you will find yourself lost in the darkness. If you open your eyes without waking up you will become a zombie and consume your family. KEEP THIS IN MIND.

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

Close to his heart.

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

You turn him into a lizard.

In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
So that you can finish the story. You can be the master of the tale now. It is you that has inherited the right to let the journey continue.

Why can't donuts be square? 

Sharp edges are dangerous.

Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how? 
Yes, they celebrate the correct way by honoring those who have died among them in captivity.

What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?
That's racist.

How come cats butts go up when you pet them?

The  butt is happy to see you.

How come you never see a billboard being put up by the highway? 

The job is done by ghosts.

Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins? 

That's racist

Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
They wish you to die.

western cats

heyyy gs.

wow this internet is going so slow!  i guess when my roommate left and took his router with him that's what caused the internet to stop being as fast as it was before.  oh well, i can get a new router or something this weekend.

ahhh you know what i hate?  when there is an entire show on netflix that you are really into and is really awesome, but you don't want to go through it too fast.  especially when it is only one season long + a movie and that is all there will ever be!  like i've gone through 10 episodes in 3 days and i only have 4 more and the movie to watch and i could easily finish the show tonight and tomorrow but i'm kinda dreading getting to the end because it is so good.  but at the same time i'm really excited to find out all the answers to the mysteries. in case you're wondering, the show is firefly.  yeah ik i'm like 10 years late but it's still an awesome show.

oops this is a really short and useless post but oh well.  i'll do better next time.  i have homework to do right now

Wednesday, January 9, 2013

enter the cat

Hey gs!

Wow we haven't missed a day in five whole days!!!  Good job gs!!!

Wow Gob but two days a week you have stuff from 8-12 doesn't that suck???

Wait actually I just realized that's how it works in normal school kind of.


Yeah Gob those are the three. Idk why I would want to see the prequel to Monsters Inc. when the best part of Monsters Inc. was the cute little girl and it doesn't seem likely that she will be in the prequel and also I do not like prequels generally so.

But there is one movie that you did not put on your list that I am excited for and it is called The Wolverine and it is coming out in July so.

Yeah Hob these posts are so snore that is what I was saying.  Everyone should try to come up with an idea of how to get the interesting juices flowing in our posts maybe.

Also we still need a game so.

Oh wait I want to say that Jensen is having a baby so now they will both have babies that is so cute!

Also looks like they got to go the People's Choice Awards so goos for them and they didn't have to be these little guys filming in Canada all alone.

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

chicken pie

heyyyy gs

i have a song for you:

boop boop
beep beep
whoosh whoosh
eep a jee

ok that was it

wtf is wrong w/ this internet

its like im c;licking a thing and its not even attempting to load it


oh wait that wasnt the internet doing that

well still it doesnt work

but wont thing loaded


well i dont have a thing to say. i was wanting us to have really great posts like the first year where we said lots of things but idek what to ptu in this post

ok well

you tried

Monday, January 7, 2013

downton tabby

heyy gs.

ahhh i am so happy!  my roommate is finally out of my room and gone forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also this semester is going to be hard but i like how it is scheduled a lot better than last semester because last semester i had to eat lunch really late every day and this semester i always at least have a 2 hour break for lunch starting at noon.  also on mondays, wednesdays, and fridays i have a break between each class which is really nice because it feels a lot less stressful.

here is a picture of my schedule

oand in response to previous blog posts:

-para i bet the three movies you want to see are star trek: into darkness, iron man 3, and thor: the dark world.  you don't want to see monsters university, the monsters inc prequel though?!?!?!?!
-oops i meant to type 1987
-i'll try to think of some ideas for the game tonight
-yeah hob i am liking john dies at the end!  i'm really close to being done with it, i just misplaced it for awhile so that's why i still haven't even finished it.  oh and actually i think you can buy (or illegally download) the movie online right now.  but that is when it is coming out in limited theaters. 

Sunday, January 6, 2013

steel cat heart

Hey gs.

Whoops there's only a few mins left but I will just quickly post so that we don't bungle this year again for the third time.

Right now it looks like the order is me, Gob, then Hob but idk if we want to stick with that or not.

Bleh only one little week until I have to go back to school darn it.

We should think of what the game is going to be soon.

Especially because idk any other way to make this blog not so much of a snore.

We should try having some more arguments or something that would be good.

Or something idk.

Welp out of time.


Saturday, January 5, 2013

chicken egg

heyyyy gs

ok sorry for not posting but i forgot to go on our blog for a long time so i didnt know we had a plan for this year

is it even my turn

i will just assume it is

ok whats the order for real

gobby does that mean you liked the book of john dies at the end

well i want to see four of those movies (jdate, star trek, thor, ender's game) tbh i didnt know ender's game is gonna be a movie but alright.


ok whats our game idk


do the posts have to be a foot or

Thursday, January 3, 2013

deadly cats

Hey gs.

Darn it we've already bungled this year!!!

Well we can still make a comeback gs.

We've only missed one out of three days so far so we're okay.

Wow the one thing I do miss about school is that the internet is way faster and never fails me.

Gob only three of those movies are ones I want to see guess which three.

Wait GOb what about 1987????

Idk what else to say.

We should have a game or something yeah let's do that.

Someone else trying thinking of it though.

That would be such a refreshing  change.

Tuesday, January 1, 2013


hey gs!

i'm just going to make a quick first post of 2013!!!!!

haha that is cool how 2013 is the first year since 1978 to have 4 different numbers in it.

here are some movies that look good that are coming out in 2013!

  • John Dies at the End
  • Iron Man 3
  • Star Trek: Into Darkness
  • Man of Steel
  • Monsters University
  • Kick-Ass 2
  • Pacific Rim
  • Star Wars: Episode 2 Attack of the Clones 3D Release
  • Star Wars: Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith 3D Release
  • Thor: The Dark World
  • Ender's Game
  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
  • Anchorman: The Legend Continues
and there probably are some other good movies coming out that i don't know about or haven't heard anything about but those are just the ones that jumped out at me