Thursday, November 19, 2015

gems

Heyyy gs!

Yay I'm so glad to have 10 days off from school now!  And I'm super excited about Thanksgiving!!!!

Your dog is super cute Hob!!!  What is his name?

Here is a super cute picture of Rebecca!  That will be fun for you gs to meet her next week!

I'd go to a Star Wars dance party haha.  I do love all the Star Wars stuff that has been going on lately and I can't believe the new movie is so soon!  Maybe I should just talk about Star Wars the entire time at tg haha.


Here are some jamz I have to share:

New Skin - Torres
Ones Who Love You - Alvvays
Melody Day - Caribou
Fall In - Cloud Nothings
Longer Shadow - Twin Limbs
Smells Like Content - The Books
Trippy Gum - Hinds
Move Systems - Georgia
KC Accidental - Broken Social Scene
Royal Blue - Milo Greene
Space Song - Beach House

More to come later most likely!

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

gloves

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gs

happy almost tgives!

ok i dont have to wake up at 4 am tomorrow so im tryna not sleep rn because why

would i

tho i already napped a lil bit

i love my dog

here is he


tiny

para did u kno they opened up a pizza luce in roseville?! thats crazy omg

wow ok i am a glug but i just booked a flight to utah in the beginning of jan and its like ok i dont have that kinda money and its like a week or two after new york and just ok. but whatevi

ok real talk who wants to go to a beyonce dance party

theres also a star wars one and idc about star wars really but i kinda wanna go?

gobs life must be so good rn because star wars is all around us

ok heres my jam exchange

*thomas jefferson - astronautalis
*tears for animals - cocorosie
*all your light - portugal the man
*you and me (flume remix) - disclosure
*king of swords - the dear hunter
*lower the heavens - the donkeys
*two hearted spider - editors
*no comprende - low
*ambition - we are scientists
*monument - royksopp

ok thats all i gotcha for now but maybe more later

Saturday, August 29, 2015

geese

heyyyyyyyyyyy gs

i guess i could post on here now that paras not here and whatev. and i will have more free time now i guess? idk

wow i just got home from work and it was a weird day idk. i basically didnt do any work and just complained to my friend about stuff and said too much stuff about stuff whoops

wow do i wish it was monday

ok tbh i just canceled plans w my bf for tonight but meanwhile i just want it to be mon so i can see my coworker for 5 mins so thats prob not a good sign.....................

ii feel really dizzy or something idk

wow back in the spring when i did all those survey things. that was a weird time

this summer has been so crazy and im ready for a nice chill fall but doubtful that we'll have it. at least we wont have target but like

ok i bleh it i should made plans w my friend tonight.

why did the dogs eat the post

ok last night i went to dinner w a bunch of old ppl and tonight im like gonna eat ice cream alone in my room. this weekend is really sucking. actually this whole week has sucked.

wow everything was better when the mama sang us to sleep

Sunday, June 7, 2015

folks

hey gs

oh for you folks playing along at home there were some baby ducks in the window pit thing

they were so small but now they're gone

whats even there to say

oh i got an ipod touch heck yeah

its so good. i love to play trivia crack lol

also this spider-man game that i'm so bad at but look what you can see in it

its emj

so far in this day ive done nothing but eat pizza. so a p good day lol

i drew this petermj

thats all have anice day

Monday, June 1, 2015

frogs

HEY GS

PLS HELP THERES SOMETHING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW???

IT KEEPS MAKING SOUNDS

ITS DARK SO I CANT SEE WHAT IT IS

I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING LIKE IN THE WINDOW PIT THING

I DON'T LIKE THIS

WHAT DO I DO

I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS

ok here i am upstairs my room is dead to me

why wont hob post

well today i woke up then i took a shower then i tried to go back to slep bc i was so tired but no dice then i got up off of that thing then i had pizza then i went to the mall w my friends and we had dinner and were bored in some stores then i came home then i died then i wrote this post

alright heres the next installment of the outfit meme thing

its casual or something?

i drew both peter and mj in each others like normal clothes i guess theyre so small

heres mjs. she's like wow tiger u look so good

heres peters. mjs like wow i look so good. she's so right
well idk if peter has ever really worn this but it looks like something he would wear idk if peter really wears that much plaid shirts but i always imagine he's a plaid shirt kinda guy. well he's a yellow shirt kinda guy we know that.

anyways thems my mamas.

have a nice day

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

duds

heyyyy gssss

tyt about my fanmix

tyt about my pics

yeah those dorks.  yeah i did that on purpose.

dang im so bored

lets just get to the point of this post which is to show my new pic

well ok heres what it is i started this drawing meme thing or whatever where you draw a character in dif outfits and i was gonna just draw spide but then i was like he'll be so lonely so i'm probably just gonna draw petermj every time whoops

this is tourists or whatever
wow those are my mammas!!!

tbh 616 petermj are my parents but i been reading ultimate spide and wow ult petermj are my small biological children!!!!

except dang i hate the art in the old ultimate spide comics like i know bagley is like legendary for drawing so many issues of ultimate spider-man but no one ever talks about how that is not a good thing!!!!

anyway thats all have a nice day!

Saturday, May 23, 2015

dots

heyyyyyyyyy gs

blehhhhhhhhhh nice fanmix g!!!! i did not draw a pic of mj while listening to it cuz i wouldnta done it justice. but after listening to it i was like dang i need to take that tswift quiz so i took it and i got new romantics. so. im mj.

nice pics also!

haha the title of your post thats titled dorks is p fitting for that post. idk if you did that on purpose or no.

haha i still cqcml about mom and dd. what the

anyway nice petermj pic and icqcml at the peterjohnny. i already said this but.

speaking of johnny i love my guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ok tbh the main reason i made this posts cuz i wanted to say im mj.

um i dont really wanna say about real stuff. theres too much weird things going on. fine actually ill say stuff. today i did nothing cuz its 9 am. tho i have been awake for 3 hrs. im oging to symphony tonight but whatll happen during the day. yesterday i went to the wrong mall. then lay on floor for a long tim. the day before i did nothing i think. of wait i went to my friend apt and we sat on the sidewalk for 10 mins then i went home. the day before i dont frickin remember. ooh wait i think i went out w alisha. idek.

whats there to say about anything

i dont have any money. how have i got in this situation

im smelling my man candlde

Friday, May 22, 2015

dudes

heyyyy gs

bored bored bored

well we already have my mj fanmix but im just gonna put it here bc

raise your glass - pink
slam, slam, oh hot damn
what part of party don't you understand?

queen of the world - ida maria
i'm singing, i'm the queen of the world
i bump into things

how to be a heartbreaker - marina and the diamonds
rule number two
don't get attached to somebody you could lose

new romantics - taylor swift
we're so young, but we're on the road to ruin
we play dumb, but we know exactly what we're doing

the wire - haim
always keep your heart locked right
don't let your mind retire

all this time - marina mena
so you've had some detours, some stupid men
now we know what not to do again

patron saint - regina spektor
she'll break her own heart
and you know that she'll break your heart too

i don't wanna be a bride - vanessa carlton
i don't wanna be a bride
apologies to your mother

manhattan - sara bareilles
you can have manhattan
cause i can't have you

mary jane - alanis morissette
please be honest, mary jane
are you happy?
please don't censor your tears

view with your ears

so i read a great fic the other day where johnny and peter got fake married and then 

also i imagined what if when ult peter came back from the dead he was like the winter solider


today i was bored and also i went to the mall to look for noah but he wasn't there

anyway thats all have a nice day

Monday, May 18, 2015

dorks

heyyyyy gs

dang i finished my gwenmj vid. its so good

bleh i cant find the last real post theres too many qs

ok found it

oh tyt for the jamz

oh i forgot when my tongue was bad that lasted so long but its good now

nice lil pic of u

ok thats it

wow mo is becoming so obsessed w dd???  like shes watchin the show but also she started reading the comics and looking up daredevil stuff online and tonight we watched a movie w the actor of matt. just wow

well anyway i loved the mixy my g made for me and i drew this pic while i listeneed to it


ok also i drew peterjohhny if they became a fusion like in steven universe. a fusion is like they dance and then they become one

here him are. except the originals were also like fusions of...like ultimate peter and like hc peter i guess and comics johnny and mbj johnny so this guy is just a mess.  but after i drew him i realized hed be terrifying like he'd be so powerful w the powers of spiders and fire and also he'd be the most annoying person on earth and would not shut up ever. like

pls save us from this terrifying child who lights his butt on fire for a joke. 

although on the bright side maybe he'd have a normal amount of self-esteem bc if you combine peter's and johnny's maybe its somewhere in the middle lol

anyway thats all i am trash

have a nice day!

Friday, May 15, 2015

dones

heyyyyyyy gs

just whatever

3501. Is 'no glove, no love' your STRICT policy?
youre creeping me out dude

3502. What is the best Epic movie (examples of epics: ben-her, gone with the wind, last temptation of christ)?/
i have no cafe

3503. Finish the sentance.

Hey, Hey we're the: all star

People say we: love them

But we're too busy: busy busy.

The time to hesitate is: gone.

You're too: sexy for your shirt

It's a nice day to: die.

3504. Have you ever had 'missing time'?
no?

3505. Have you ever sent an electronic greeting?
sure?

3506. If you could send anonymous tips to people you knew who would never ever find out who sent them who would you send the following tips to?

doesn't know when to leave:
i cant make sense of this

poor crotch hygenie:
im a hygenie in a bottle baby you better rub me the right way

talks to much:
para. haha bc she'll see this

band/art/dream is going nowehere:
what

most likely to get arrestted:
black man

needs to get their life together:
spider-man

bad taste in clothes:
noah

bad taste in music:
i cant rmemeber

needs a hobby:
para

3507. Are you more likely to download porn or disney movies?
dis

3508. What is it with people?
whats what

3509. Do you eat too much sugar?
nope

3510 Imagine you have aband. Let's name your band.
ok les do it

Adjective:
what

Animal(plural):
cat

Your band name is (adjective) (animals) Under Glass!
i dont know abuot this

Could be better?

Let's try again.

Adjective:

Noun (plural):

Your band is (adjective) (nouns) With Puppets
i dont care for this

3511. Are you desperate but not serious?
what? im desperate and serious?

3512. Was there a time when you were younger and it took less to get you excited?
what are you asking...

What did it take then?
\can you mind your bees

What does it take now?
thats personal

3513. Remember learning to write in elementary school? 
what about it

We spend 2 years learning to print..then they throw that out the window and teach kids cursive. Why?
did we

If cursive is so important and easy to read then why aren't books printed in cursive?
its not eays to read

Why aren't cursive computer fonts more popular?
why do you have all these thoughts

Why do buisness forms always say 'please print'?
i dont give a heck

Schools are so preoccupied with teaching kids the complicated but traditional skill of cursive writing that more emphasis is put on that than on teaching kids how to clearly express their ideas through writing. I move that cursive writing become a jr. high school elective instead of a grammer school priority. Who's with me?
didnt read this

3514. Can you think of anything else (besides cursive writing) that is unhelpful, or unuseful, yet traditional and unquestioned? What?
america

3515. Name one female celebrity who you would guess wears size ___ clothing:
are you serious
0?

5?

12?

16?

20?

3516. Have you ever been to a place where the restrooms were named in a clever way rather than just saying men's and woman's? I've seen Hens and Roosters, Bart and Lisa, Dudes and Babes...what have you seen?
ive seen it all

3517. What is the 'message' or 'point behind':

Fight Club?
oyu obv didnt get th point when you ask ed that other question. its points white guys can do what they want

Donnie Darko?
more white guys

AI?
whos al

Minority Report?
dont kno it

Solaris?
dont kno i5

A Walk to Remember?
the heterosexual stuggle

You've Got Mail?
heres the mail it never fails

3518. have you seen, and what are your thoughts about these movies: 

Drumline? n

The Hot Chick? n

Maid in Manhattan? n

Star Trek: Nemesis? n

About Schmidt? n

Evelyn? n

The Guys?n

Intacto? n

The Jimmy Show? n

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers? n

Gangs of New York? n

Two Weeks Notice? n

The Wild Thornberrys Movie? its so good

Smokers Only?n

Treasure Planet?n

The Santa Clause 2? ui hate juliet

3519. START this sentance: ....and I think to myself, what a wonderful world."

3520. What is:

insanity?
what does this have to do w a wonderful world

normal?
a social construct

farenheit?
451

3521. Tell us about yourself in the third person for a bit:
hob look good

3522. If someone breaks a law, should they be punished if they did not know it was a law?
this happened to me once

3523. If it's so much easier to learn languages when we are very young (and it is, something to do with the developing brain) why do they wait until jr high and high school to teach them?
idgaf

3524. Name a band you sort of like:
th ebeatles

You are wearing that band's t-shirt in a store. SUDDENLY some guy you don't know comes up to you and goes, "Hey! You like (insert name of the band here)??!!"

This is obviously a really stupid question because if you didn't like them you wouldn't be wearing the t-shirt. Your witty reply is:
fuck off
3525. If you were organizing cd's in a music store what section would you put each of the following in (don't forget the 'bargain bin' section!):

Blink182 bragain bin

Depech Mode bargain bin

Weezer bargain bin

Led Zeppelin bargain bin

The Doors bargain bin

Avril Lavigne bargain bing

Nelly im not gonan type any more of those. the rest can go in the bin

Manfred Mann

Iggy Pop

Pink Floyd

Guns N Roses

Shakira

Britny Spears

Tool

Ozzy Osbourne

Madonna

The Rolling Stones

The Beatles

Motley Crue

Bon Jovi


3526. Does coffee stimulate your mind or body more?
bod

3527. Can you do 'six degrees of seperation' to anyone famous?
jesus.i mean probably

3528. What's the oddest thing in your home?
hawkeye

3529. Do you find it odd when people who are not handicapped use the handicapped stall
tbh i do that:

in the bathroom?
what

in the parking lot?
oh i see. i do that in the broom but no lot

3530. Do you sometimes find yourself talking to yourself?
when im playing a v game

Do you answer yourself back?
i yell at the children

3531. In your head do you call yourself 'I' or 'you' or both?
donald duck

3532. What is the best excuse for why you haven't done your homework?
i dont havr n ay homework

3533. i deleted this question please kill yourself you piece of shit

3534. Does culture shape behavior or does behavior shape culture?
were a;;l a social construct just waiting for our tim

3535. What determines whether a person will be:

intelligent?
society

pretty?
society

happy?
capitamlism

sucessful?
capitalism

3536. What is social loafing?
bread

What is groupthink?
could not kno nor care

3537. I have an idea. let's change the english language by making the words fewer, shorter and more concise. What do ya think?
i havent

3538. What are the physical symptoms of:

joy? dogfood

fear? spid

shame? cone

3539. Here's the scenerio...your little eight year old brother is hangin out in the house when you come in..and catch him watching the playboy channel!

What do you do/say?
hes 17

He says, "Why can't I watch this?" What is your response?
the porn industry is a piece of shit

Why do you respond that way?
i care aboyt  em

3540. Who REALLY has a higher sex drive, girls or guys?
ok

How can you tell?
idc

3541. are you usually carefree?
thats no possible

3542. Do you generally prefer reading to meeting people?
are those the opps

3543. Do you often long for excitement?
theres too much

3544. Are you mostly quiet when you are with others?
n ah

3545. Do you often do things spur of the moment/
bnope

3546. Are you slow an unhurried in the way you move?
not

3547. Would you do almost anything for a dare?
no

3548. Do you hate being in a crowd who plays jokes on one another?
i like jokes but i dont care for play pranks

3549. Do you enjoy wild parties?
sometimes

3550. Have you ever paid for something priced more than $5.00 in only change?
didk

3551. Is rascism still a big part of our culture?
snhut the fuck up

3552. A drawing was shown to a person. The drawing showed a black man in a buisness suit standing next to a white man holding a razor. The person who saw this drawing was white and was asked to describe it to a second white person who had not seen it, who described it to a third, and so on. By the end of six rounds the final report often placed the razor in the hand of the black man and it is claimed he is waving it threateningly. What do you think of thiss?
i didnt read this. its probably racist

3553. How many famous people cxan you name who committed sucicide?>
why

3554. Do you have OCD?
your bees are out of control

3555. Are you more anxious or relaxed?
what does it mean relaxed

Insecure or secure?
secruity

Socialble or with drawn?
whos ddrawn

Original or conventional?
original oven

3556. Are you more emotional or calm?
clams.no

self pitying or content?
this is the kiind of content i signed up for

Fun loving or sober?
what? im neither of those rn...

Imaginative or down to earth?
i live on the moon

3557. Are you more Friendly or aloof?
im alive

adventurous or cautious?
cautenturous

Broad or narrow when it comes to interests?
the tallest man the broadest shoulders

recptive or closed to new ideas?
opn

3558. Are you more good natured or irratble?
ir

soft hearted or ruthless?
hard hearted

well organized or disorganized?
good

Dependable or undependable?
depends. haha


3559. Are you more courteous or rude/
why you goota be so rude. odn thyou know im human too. im gonna marry her marry her

sympathetic or tough minded/
i hate that fucking song

hardworking or lazy?
lazy

ambitious or easy going?
yea

Anxiety Inscurity Emotionalism and Self Pity are traits of a neurotic personality. 
cool

Sociable, fun loving, friendly and adventurous are traits of an extraverted personality.
cool

orignality, imaginative, broad interests, and receptive are traits of an Open personality.

cool
Good natured, soft hearted, courteous, and sympathetic are traits of an agreeable personality.
cool

Well organized, dependable, hardworking and ambitious are traits of a conscientious personality.
cool

3560. Do men and woman have little or a lot in common?
depends

3561. Do you feel like any of the teachers you've ever had have REALLY cared about educating you to think for yourself?
some of em

Do you tend to try harder if they DO care?
idk sure

3562. Have you ever been stereotyped?
yea

As what?
a g

3563. Have you ever been dsicriminated against?
yea

For what?
being a g

3564. How often is your school and/or job closed due to weather?
who gets their job closed in the weather


3565. Who do you know that you believe does not masturbate?
captian america

3566. Does a cloned human being have a soul?
yeah

Why or why not?
it does

3567. Finish the sentance: As the world turns..I only have one concern...that:
it wil be destroyed

3568. What group in history has been the most oppressed?
black people

3569. Have you read any biographies?
sure

Whose?
idk

3570. What are you obsessed with?
myself

3571. Break out your decoder ring..(no hints this time)! t3ii9 8 i9f3 697 29h5 697 53ii j3 6974 hqj3?
you think i can do this rn


3572. Do you crack your:

knuckes?
yea

neck?
no

back?
sometimes

other?
sometimes toes


3573. Of the following powers which 2 would you pick for yourself? The ability to fly, breathe under water, turn invincible, change into animals, freeze and restart time, never gain weight unless you want to, heal people with your touch, have orgasms that last for an hour
well that escalated quicly


3574. Do you chew your penciles and pens?
no

3575. Can you tell the exact point where your back ends and your butt begins?
um

3576. When you are bored do you picture everyone eround you naked?


3577. What are some great holiday gift ideas for

guys:
brain

girls:
eveyrrhting good


3578. Who looks better naked, men or woman?
hm

3579. Do you sit in chairs or fall into them?
wht

3580. Has anyone ever

screamed your name during sex?
iv e screamed my last name

moaned your name during sex?
thhose bees theyre out of control

3581. Hershey's kisses: mint, almond, hugs, plain. other?
almond

3582. What's the best slurpee flavor?
ii canot think

3583. What are five movies that you think someone would have to be living under a rock in iceland to not have seen?
i want to live under a rock in iceland


3584. Of these words, which ones are funny:

beets?

cumquat?

pit?

Piss-capades?

fuzzy?

none of them

What are some other funny words?
anhydrous

3585. Do you give good massages?
idc

3586. What songs have been 'stuck' in your head?
why are they 'stucl'

3587. What don't most people know about your job?
its not that bad

3588. Is there anything you won't say unless someone else says it first?
sure

3589. Do you need a little chrsitmas?
no thank you

3590. Fake or real tree?
i dont give one frick

3591. Is your refridgerator running?


You know what to do.


3592. How can you explain when there are few words you can choose?
a.lll my sutmbliny fraces never amounted to anything worth this wfeelinng

3593. Who can it be now?
wh

3594. Where HAS Joe Dimaggio gone?
to mrs robbinsons house

And why does our nation turn it's eys to him?
what eys

3595. How often do you get headaches?
i have it

3596. Have you ever woen fake eyelashes?
yea

3597. What could you spend 24 hours ina row doing?
live

3598. Is it Friday yet?
lmao

3599. Do you remember There was a time (ahaha) when people on the street were walking hand in hand in hand?/
have ya lost it

3600. Do you talk to inanimate objects?
if theyre a baby

Do you try to get them to answer you?
you lost it dude

Have they ever answered you?
k