drinks

hey gs

we thought we were done w this but no we aint

this isnt even the right order any more. i didnt care to have this piece of trash read my mind.

1701. How will tomorrow be like today? 
horrible

1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom? 
id force them to destory the whole earth



1703. When was the last time you went on a date? 
liek a month ago lol



1704. Have you ever ridden a horse? 
yea



1706. What is almost over? 
the earth



1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off? 
turning on the lgiht



1708. How much would you have to change physically before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
wtf. if my brain was put into a different body id still be myself


1709. How much would you have to change mentally before you would no longer be yourself anymore?
a big amount



1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious? 
id rather be notorious for how much im famous



1711. Would you rather have a necklace that's dripping with diamonds or a blueberry farm? 
a necklace thats dripping w a blueberry farm would be  alittle big




1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest? 
doi



1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why? 
this guy



1714. Would you consider yourself to be more opinionated or bitchy?
those are the choices?



1715. How long is it until your next day off? 
its happening now



1716. What sound is annoying you right now? 
th e only sound i hears a jam



1717. Imagine you're taking a vacation with 4 people. 
ok



Who are they? 
joss whedon, eminem, robert downey jr, russ



1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot and the air crew and all the other passengers die. 
nice!


The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be? 
josh




1719. Anorexia and obesity are two life threatening eating related disorders. Why is it that when it is discovered that someone is an anorexic they are rushed to the hospital, but when someone is obese they are not rushed to the hospital? 
ok



1720. Who is your favorite smurf?
jesus



1721. Why do you do things that you know are bad for you?
theyr e so good



1722. How important is testing to education? 
like regular tests in class? idk. like strandeiniz tests > no good



1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)? 
the formerest





1724. Who is the most adorable person you know? 
this guy



1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school or work that you don't normally hang out with who would you want it to be? 
this onbne lifegeard



1726. How often do you masturbate in a week?
pleas mind your bees



1727. In the USA people work a full third of the year for the government, due to taxes. How do you feel about this? 
i feel nithung



1728. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their cars? 
sure



1729. Have you ever been in the room while a human baby was born? 
no



1730. Have you ever been in the room while an animal baby was born? 
no



1731. Did you see the video The Miracle of Life in school? 
no


1732. How do you feel about having a baby?
the feels


1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled? 
ya



1734. Who are you waiting for an email/call/note/visit from? 
please pleas epl,ease let me destroy this earth thiks time



1735. What are you counting the days until? 
the sweat embrace



1736. What is the greatest temptation for you? 
the most dangerous tempation of all


1737. How do you resist it? 
these numbers on speed dial are stressing me out



1738. Who is your knight in shining armor? 
lancelot



1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled "HEY YOU!" would you turn around? 
no



1740. Do loud noises make you tense? 
yea



1741. Has anyone ever told you that your epidermis was showing?
n

1742. Would you rather work or stay home with the baby? 
i have no such baby



1743. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time or tell you the honest truth?
tell me the honest trutg which would always be agreeing w my cuz im always right



1744. Will you/have you gone to your high school reunion? 
no



1745. What do you think of your yearbook picture? 
what one




1746. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer? 
i dont care



1747. If you ever were to visit Hershey Park, the theme park based on the chocolate candy, would you enjoy going to the spa where you can be treated to a whipped cocoa bath, a milk and honey bath, or simply a chocolate fondue skin wrap?
i went there and yet i didnt do that and yet it sounds good



1748. If someone asks you to read a poem they wrote, will you really take your time to try and understand what they wrote and tell them what you think or just read it quickly and tell them that its really good?
depends who wrote it




1749. Do you feel that if a coincidence occurs it means something?
it means im going to scream



1750. Were you beautiful as a child?
yeah

1751. Do you think that it is okay for a homosexual or a woman to become a priest? 
please die


1752. Which would you rather give up forever, religion or sex? 
im gonna take a nap now

1753. What comes to mind when you think of these places: 
ok lets get bacj to it

Canada? 
wolverine

UK? 
dumb

USA? 
captain anerica

Australia? 
dumb

Germany? 
dumb

Italy? 
sketti

1754. What does your favorite bumper sticker say? 
destroy our earth

1755. Have you ever taken a shower with another person? 
i mean yea like ppl in the fam a long tim ago

1756. What bath toys do you have, if any? 
me lobe you long tim

1757. Would you rather propose to someone you love or would you rather be proposed to by someone you love? 
the latter

1758. How can you reject someone nicely? 
say its not them its you

1759. What kinds of diary names make you interested enough to check out the diary? 
why do you call lj a diary

1760. What do you think are three common passwords people use to secure their diaries? 
a lock

1761. Pick an object in the room.

Give that object a name.
washington

1762. What is the quickest way to make you blush? 
put on blush

1763. Do you usually feel that you deserve it when other people compliment you? 
yea im great

1764. If you were to start your own business what kind of business do you think it might be? 
a business that sells games where you can t win unless someone stops playing. if you stop playing you lose.

1765. What is one of your pet peeves? 
poltergeist

1766. What question do you get asked too frequently? 
whats my pet peeves

1767. You notice a ring is priced $40.00, but the cashier only charges you $10.00. Do you mention this to the cashier? 
yea

1768. Could a kiss on the ___ be considered cheating?

Cheek? 
if yr not french

Lips?
yea 

Nose? 
idk

Hand? 
idk

Ear? 
idk

Neck? 
idk

1769. Would it bother you if your lover occasionally flirted with others? 
sure

1770. How long has it been since you last played truth or dare? 
i tried to get noah to play but no

1771. Should people who are living now be obligated to do things that will make the world better for people who will live 100 years from now? 
yea

1772. Imagine you have a dream in which someone you care for acts mean to you. Is it possible you will still be angry with this person when you wake up?
wtf no

1773. Have you ever left someone a note with a picture in it? 
no

If yes, how do you do it? 

1774. What do you fear more, death or pain? 
the sweet embrace

1775. Are the questions still interesting this far into the survey? 
nope

1776. Do you like the cartoon Inspector Gadget? 
yea

1777. You know how Gadget wears the same outfit all the time, and his closet is full of outfits that are exactly identical to the one he wears? If your closet was full of just one outfit that you had to wear everyday what would it be like? 
my robot leggings and this one tshirt

1778. Would you rather time travel to the future or the past? 
fut

1779. Would you rather know how the world began or how it will end? 
i kno how the world began

1780. Would you rather meet your ancient ancestors or your great great great great great great grandchildren? 
the former

1781. Out of these 4 which is most important (1=most, 2= second most, 3 = 3rd most, 4 = least)? 


Ending terrorism: 

Building colonies in space: 

theres only 2?

1782. In your opinion should every child be entitled to a good education? 
yea

1783. What news item are you tired of hearing about? 
our earth


1784. Speaking of 9/11 the anniversary is coming up. What will you be doing? 
wtf

1785. If this were a recipe for you, how would it go? 

2 cups: water

1 cup: carbon

1/2 cup: ammonia

A pinch of: lime

A dash of: phospohorus

Mix well and bake until: you lose your arm

Add: salt, fluorine, iron, silicon, other

Serve: 

1786. Which of the following would YOU be more likely to survive: 

A fall from a 3 story building 

Driving a car into the water 

why 

1787. What philosophy was manifested in the communist manifesto? 
communist

1788. Who is your exact opposite? 
joss whedon

1789. Would you rather have serenity or insanity? 
seren

1790. What do these phrases mean? 

Moulin Rougue: 
rouge mill

Le voyage sur le bateau: 
the trip on the something or other

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir: 
will you sleep w me tonight

1791. What is the longest distance you have ever walked? 
1000 miles

1792. The ancient Greek philosopher Plato believes that beauty truth and justice all basically mean the same thing. What are your feelings about this? 
i have none

1793. How did you first begin to assert yourself as independent from your parents? 
had a revolutionary war

1794. If you had a magic bracelet, would you use it to gain luck, money, health, creativity or love?
ok

1795. What would you do if every time you used your magic bracelet something bad would happen to someone else? 
iw doulnt use it

1796. This is a story about a girl. While at the funeral of her own mother, she met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing, so much her dream guy she believed him to be that she fell in love with him then and there, although she didn't even see him after the funeral ended. A few days later, the girl killed her own sister. 

What is her motive for killing her sister? 
she was smelly

1797. Have you ever intentionally hurt someone’s feelings?
idk

1798. What do you think of Franz Ferdinand? 
he wants to be taken out

1799. What do you think of the band Modest Mouse?
theyre so modest

1800. What do you think of Morrissey?
i like to lie on the floor and listen to his want to pleas egt what he wants htis time