ducks

765. How many of them does it take to screw in a light bulb?
what

766. Do you like the movie The Labyrinth with David Bowie and some muppets?
hasnt been seen

767. Do you like the movie The Dark Crystal?
asnt been seen

768. Metallica or Guns N' Roses?
guns

769. Do you follow the Chinese zodiac? 
nop

770. Do you like reggae music?
sure

771. What makes your life worth it every day?
idk

772. Do you seize each day and sink your teeth into it?
yea thats why im doing all this

773. I’ve heard people say that Jim Morrison never yawned because he was just so full of life. How often do you yawn?
well thanks

774. Who decides what behavior is 'crazy' or 'sane'?
society

775. Who are the most inspiring artists, musicians, poets, and writers?
stu

776. Did anything historically significant happen in the year you were born?
me being born

777. Besides blowing out birthday candles when do you make wishes?
when a genie comes to me

778. Are you self-sufficient?
sure

779. Is it better to be wanted or needed?
needing is one thing and gettings another.

780. What do you feel is an appropriate age to lose one’s virginity at?
theres no one appropriate age?

781. Do you feel that the appropriate age for girls and for boys is different? 
no wtf

782. Are you a hard person to get to know?
idk

783. What is the craziest thing you have ever done out of anger?
im angry

784. What's the MOST annoying sound you can think of?
napkin on a plate

785. What's the silliest vegetable you can think of?
carrot

786. Do you believe in love at first sight?
i already said this?

787. Name one thing you have referred to in the past as “better than sex”:
i already said this????

788. What do you see when you turn out the light?
cat eyes

789. Do you like jazz, blues and/or swing music?
electroswing

790. Do you prefer gold or silver jewelry?
idc

791. In what ways do you want your children to be like you?
i want them to be so good

792. In what ways would you want your children to be different from you?
have different na,es

793. What was the scariest movie you've ever seen?
cube 2

794. What was the funniest movie you've ever seen?
idk

795. What was the worst movie you've ever seen?
i already said about it

796. Are you a good massage-giver?
ima better massage getter

797. What is one question that no one can ever truthfully answer 'yes' to?
are dogs better than cays

798. Is there more to this world than human beings can perceive?
surde

799. If matter is neither created nor destroyed then is it possible that you are made up of molecules that once made up Ghandi or Jesus or Einstein?
sure

800. Are you often sarcastic?
thats always me. except in answering this q

801. How often do you change your mood in a day?
when i wanna

802. When you ask people how they are doing you actually care about their answer or is it just polite?
the other day i cared but usally no

803. Would you consider yourself to be very polite?
yes please

804. Do you like movies and books that involve nuclear holocaust?
why would i like that

805. Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)?
i tihnk

806. Have you ever had a flying dream?
i cant fly

807. Have you ever had a lucid flying dream? 
idts

808. What's the oddest law you ever heard of?
you cant kill a man

809. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person?
mind meld

810. Can you be intimate with someone without touching him or her?
them

811. Can men and women ever really be 'just friends' with no interest in anything more?
just die already

813. Are you addicted to this survey like drugs?
im addicted to this survey the same amount im addicted to drugs

814. If your signifigant other wanted to wait for marriage could you hold out or would you leave them (or would you cheat)?
ooooo wait for marriage for what???

815. What's the longest sentence you can make using only words that start with the same letter as your first name?
klu klux kan keyed kevin's kar

816. If you had a theme song what would it be?
hey. what a wonderful kind of day

817. Are you cranky?
i need my nap

818. Which group generally annoys you more, people older than you, or people younger than you?
everypne younger than me

819. Do you refer to older people as old farts?
no

820. Do you refer to younger people as the kids?
no as children

821. Which is better: Poems that everyone can relate to or poems that are intensely personal to the author?
i usually write the latter whoop

822. Is it worse to be too hot or too cold?
c

823. Are you so flexible that you can put your feet behind your head?
im pretty felxible except for next week when i have a lot of plans already

824. Would you enjoy reading fairy tales written about robots?
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

825. Is smoking a turn on or gross?
gross but idc

826. What is the one way you wouldn't want to die?
how can i be sleepie if i had 3 cups a coffee

827. Which would look sillier on you: A cowboy hat or a Rasta hat?
im white

828. Would you rather have a job doing something indoors or outdoors?
in

829. Would you rather learn more about human nutrition or meteorology? 
dont care for em

830. Have you ever taken honors courses?
yea

831. What do you think of crop circles?
oh haha

832. Where do they come from?
the moon

833. When was the last time you screwed up big time?
i wish i could kno

834. You have a choice. What do you eat: A veggie burger, a turkey dog, a cheese sandwich
turkey dog

835. Do you get a lot of random instant messages?
no

836. Do you have a paper journal also?
i dont havae a journal period

837. VHS or DVD?
d

838. Vinyl, cassette tape, or CD?
vin

839. Have you ever seen the video/heard the song Days Go By, performed by Dirty Vegas?
no

840. MTV: should it play morel videos or more shows?
idgaf

841. Name a band:
nickelback

Do fans of that band tend to share any characteristics with each other?
this is a stupid question

842. What does the expression 'touch and go' mean?
when you touch ig and then go

843. Caffeine or alcohol?
thast a hard one

844. Betty or Veronica?
idc

Archie or Reggie or Jughead?
idc

845. What book are you reading right now?
god loves man kills

846. Is the news too depressing?
ok

847. Would you rather have a stuffed lion, elephant, pig or duck?
are the elephant pig and duck also stuffed

848. Are you late for a very important date?
a nap

849. Ever use star 69?
no but i made a call from a dif phone the other day so they wouldnt kno who it was

850. Is everyone as smart as you?
no

851. Have you ever seen the musical Annie?
yea

852. Sheets: silk or satin?
idc

853. Bath: soap or bubbles?
bath bomb

854. Your best color: blue or red?
neither are my best color?

855. What's your favorite candy?
no

856. Can you sing?
sure

857. It's the end of the world, as we know it. How do you feel?
fin

858. You take your little sister (she's 12) shopping for school clothes. Mom gave you the money to hold. She picks out a skimpy top emblazoned "Hottie" and hip-hugging pants that leave at least two inches of skin north and south of her navel exposed to the wind. She insists: If she doesn't have these clothes, she'll look awful, the other kids will tease her, and she’ll feel like a nerd.

Do you think she should or should not wear these clothes?
i want a nap

Do you buy them for her?
i tried to read that q but i didnt

859. What do you think is the most annoying cliché?
cliches

860. What band is underground right now but will one day get really popular?
worms

861. Of the following which word best describes you: versatile (flexible), wonderful, x-tra special, your own best friend, zany
whens the cleaning ppl gonna come already

862. What does BYOB stand for?
blue yellow orange brown

863. Who is sexiest: Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Elvis, Jim Morrison, Madonna, Cyndi Lauper
dont relaly care for any of em

864. Do you always do what's expected of you?
no

865. Do you believe everything you hear on the news?
no doi

866. Would you prefer a $100.00 gift certificate to Hot Topic or Abercrombie & Fitch (assuming neither store gives change, so you'll have to spend the whole thing)?
ht

867. Have you ever won a competition?
yea

868. Who looks sloppier when they are over weight, guys or girls?
are you dead yet

869. At what age do you become all grown up?
99

870. Have you ever written graffiti on anything?
no

871. Can you remember what you wrote?
what

872. Are you a force of nature?
the force is w me

873. What do you think of blue eye shadow?
its not the best

How about gold eye shadow?
how bout it

874. Would you ever wear any of the following Halloween costumes: Flapper, Hippie, Disco dancer
i dont like halloween either spide

875. Should birth control be taught in high school?
yes

How about in jr. high or elementary school?
im answering these qs backwards so idk what this means. im  not in jr high of elementary

876. Would you consider yourself a genius?
yea

877. What did you think of the movie Solaris?
havent seen

878. Which is usually better movies or books?
bok

879. Do you think The Hobbit will be made into a movie?
lol

880. Do you research which brands use sweatshops to make their clothing before you shop?
prob most of the clothes i wwear do so

881. What gives you a magical feeling?
fried rice

882. Have you ever pulled apart a Christmas cracker?
yea

883. Would you rather watch basketball or play basketball?
tbh play it

884. Do you think that everyone makes his or her own problems?
some of them?

885. Do you often consider how your actions will affect other people?
yes?

886. Are J-Lo and Ben Afleck interesting to you at all?
nope

887. Do you use bad grammar or hate bad grammar?
grammar a social construct

888. Make up a tabloid headline: 
the dogs are here

889. Do you like to learn new things?
yea

890. What's more important, fame or personal accomplishment?
the latter

891. Sweet dreams are made of this....
everybody wants to be a cat

What are they made of?
what. i just said

892. Two trailer park girls go round the outside... Round the outside of what?
what

893. Are you wearing a piece of jewelry that means a lot to you right now?
yea a robot necklace

894. If someone was going to inscribe a message on a ring and give it to you what would you want it to say?
petermj

895. Guys who are losing their hair: Should they shave their heads? Get implants? Or let it go?
ok

896. Do rock stars work hard or lead the easy life?
they get the sho on and get paid

897. How much water do you drink every day?
all of it

898. Are you driven or kinda apathetic?
i kno how to drive

899. Who do you turn to when you are down?
the skies

900. Would you ever wear seran-wrap?
why

901. Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and creme or butterscotch pecan pie?
like a man

902. Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables:

Banana
banana split

Cucumber
bleh

Tomato
ok

Apple
i want it

Carrot
orange

Eggplant
why all these things reminding me of dif ppl

Cherry
mr cherry

Pumpkin
wow i jsut read a poem that was like "did u knw pumpkins are fruits" but like doi?

903. Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cell phones in public?
one time when i was trying to sleep on a bus in the night

904. Is love a commitment to one person, or can you love more than one person at the same time?
thers different kinds of love you big glug

905. Cover or original:

Smooth Criminal; is it better by Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm?
aaf tbh

Blue Monday better by Orgy or New Order
dont kno it

I Want Candy; Is it better by Aaron Carter or Bow Wow Wow?
please shut it lol

Love Song; Is it better by 311 or The Cure?
i only heard the cure

It's My Life; Is it better by No Doubt or The Talking Heads?
idk it

906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling?
an itch

907. Do you like Maroon 5?
eh

908. Would you ever go on a blind date TV show?
no

909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only?
probably an amount but i just put it in the washer and tell em to take care of each othere in there

910. Who's arms would you like to crawl into?
chair

911. What the hell is your problem?
tru

912. Look around you. What is the most beautiful thing you can see?
me. actual i cant see me but ok

913. What is the most beautiful thing you can't see?
oh whoops

914. Take a deep breath. Yawn deeply. Do you appreciate the things most people take for granted, like breathing?
stop talking about yawning wtf

915. Do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you're all congested and can't breathe right?
the other day i was workin w this g who had bad allergies and i drew a pic w a smelly pen and i was like dang i wish i couldnt smell it

916. Is congestion a positive thing because it helps you to appreciate breathing?
youre so deep

917. How is your life like a work of art?
i was in an art musemum two times last month

918. Do you feel that your life influences and is influenced by many other lives?
idk

919. Has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you?
idk

920. Have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together?
ok

921. Do you notice the little things in life?
i like all the small things

922. Do you feel, as Jung did, that deep down, underneath our individual personalities we are all the same?
idc

923. Do you feel a great oneness with the universe?
im the center of it

924. When was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself?
thats inapropriate

925. When was the last time you set your self free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought?
the other day at work

926. Have you ever held someone and appreciated how delicate and fragile all life is and felt that they were even more precious and beautiful because one day they would die..and so will you?
ok thanks

927. In ten years someone else might own your house and the room you are sitting in now. Someone else might be standing right next to where you are sitting now. So that means you could be standing right next to someone but you can't see him or her because they are ten years away.
aint that a movie. well im lying in a hotel bed so im lying nexgt to someone whos only 3 days away

Ever look at life like that?
nope

928. When was the last time you:

Soaked in a bubble bath
a few weeks ago

Read a good book outside
idk

Held someone's hand
idk

Felt truly joyful
april 9th

929. What do you bring to this world that no one else can?
are there really 4000 more qs somewhere

930. Do you feel that you are part of every living thing in this world and that all those things are part of you?
omg i found it and there is 4000 more qs

931. Are you more afraid of death or not completely living?
wow they been talking bout livejournal this whole time

932. What was the last thing you wanted to do but didn't or couldn't do?
sleep

933. Why don't you try and do that thing now?
2 much coffee

934. What is the most wonderful thing happening right now in the world?
none

935. Name 7 things going on around you that you normally wouldn't notice:

i dodnt feel like this


936. Name three things you hate


1. iron man


2. the person who asked all this


3. mouse


937. Name one GOOD thing about each of those 3 things you hate.
he has small peeps in his movies, i have something to do, cats have their food

938. What do you tend to see in black and white, rather than in shades of gray?
50

939. Admit three things you do that you are ashamed of but shouldn't be. 

theres none

940. What qualities make a person “good” in your eyes?
if theyre me

941. Do you have any of these qualities?
nah

942. Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve what you want to? 
idk

943. Name one bad quality about someone you love.
shes a veyr naughty baby

944. Name one good quality about someone you hate.
he has small peeps in his movies

945. Are you pro life or pro choice and why?
choice

946. If you are pro life write a reason someone might be pro choice. If you are pro choice write a reason someone might be pro life.
theyre the white man

947. Can you see the beauty in?

A bumble bee:
yes!!!

A man skating:
idc

A woman combing her hair:
no?

A box of tissues:
no

Yourself naked:
im so good

Light:
sure

948. What are you most afraid of?
the dogs

949. Whose life would you REALLY NOT want to ever have?
spide

Why?
its bad

950. Can you come up with a reason why you might want their life?
mj

951. Name one thing that is beautiful about your body

all of it

952. Name one thing that is ugly about your body
this cant be

953. Name one thing that is beautiful about your mind
it loves cats

954. Name one thing that is ugly about your mind 
its like this squishy wrinkly ball

955. Who was the last person you were rude to?
idk

956.Are your elbows soft?
idk

957. Are you ticklish?
please die

958. Are you awkward or graceful?
grawkward

959. Do you wear glasses/contacts? 
y

960. If you wear contacts what's the longest you have ever left them in your eyes?
0 seconds

961. What's going on where you are right now?
mom is changing into her fat pants

962. What is your favorite thing to touch?
fur

963. What is your favorite kind of incense?
sibling

964. What relaxes you?
nothing

965. How much time have you wasted?
what would make you think ive ever wasted any time

966. How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
i just get the show on and get paid

967. What does teen spirit smell like?
teen fortress 2

968. Do you mostly listen or hear?
see with my ears

969. Look or see?
idc

970. Do you comprehend all the things you read?
what?

971. Is it necessary to be repetitive in order to be creative?
why would it be

972. Do you control your attitude or does it control you?
im in control

973. Are your relationships mostly passion or conversation?
passionate converstaioln

974. Do you do what needs to be done regardless of the consequences?
no

975. Is money how you keep score?
i got paid today

976. Who can you do everything or nothing with and still have the best time?
anyway

977. Just because you're angry does that give you the right to be cruel?
yea

978. What is maturity and where does it come from?
its when youre not passive agfressive

979. Who is the maturest person you know?
idk

980. Who is the most immature person you know?
.........

981. If there was a fire and you could only rescue one thing from your room (all people and pets have escaped on their own, even goldfish) what would it be?
the receptionist

982. If you could, what 3 albums would you force everyone to remove from his or her CD collections?

eminem


983. Does Marilyn Manson scare you or bore you?
i have no thoughts

984. What do you think of the Insane Clown Posse?
no

985. What's the best movie about high school?
high school musical. wait thats what venom said. oh well

986. Do you like Michael Jackson better in the 80's 90's or today?
he was better alive idk

987. Is choosing a different store to shop in from most people really making a statement?
if its a less evil store or w/e

988. What's the riskiest thing you've ever done?
risked it all

989. Have you ever ridden in a car while the driver had been drinking?
technically but not a lot of drinking

990. Who needs to get a life? 
ichael jackson

991. Do write on yourself with milky pens?
wow

992. What should be different about high school curriculum?
you dont have to run a mile

993. Right now are you exactly the way you want to be?
no i want a haircut

994. Who can save you from yourself?
voldemort

995. Are you a responsible person?
no i spent 100 dollars on makeup

996. "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
— Oscar Wilde

Do you agree? 
idc

997. How many greatest hits albums do you own?
zip

998. Are you at risk for a.i.d.s.?
no

999. Do you want to have it all?
i want it that way

1000. Do you collect green pictures of dead presidents?
do you