Monday, October 25, 2010

Cornelius Fudge

heyyyy gs

just postin

hello i was just watching fallout and at the part where micah's like "stop fighting stop fighting!" i could NOT qcml porque of when gob hit his hand on the ceiling. good times good times.

OMFG ONE DARN WEEK UNTIL NANOWRIMO

the good news is my two mcs have names now. the bad news is that's about all i have planned.

ah well i feel i had far too much planned last year so perhaps it will be good to be on the opposite end of the spectrum.

hey. i miss my g. just sharing.

i want a kitten. and some fudge.

hello hob did not supply me with a prompt for her fic oh wait i just asked her and she hooked me up

Harry was just snoozin. Okay here was his sitch actually: Lockheart had removed all the bones in his arm so he was in the hospital wing and that's all there is too it.

Suddenly he was awake and there was this little buy bending over him.

"Dat ass," Harry said appreciatively. But then he remembered his sitch and lowered his voice. "Dobby!" he whispered. "Whatchoo doin here?"

"Dobby came to warn Harry Potter, Sir!"

"What do you mean?" Harry asked in confusion.

"Dobby tried to stop Harry Potter from returning to Hogwarts but Harry Potter didn't listen to Dobby!"

"Well that's a shame," Harry replied in irritation.

"Dobby only wants Harry Potter to be safe, Sir!" Dobby squeaked. "Dobby only wants to warn Harry Potter!"

"Warn me of what?" Harry asked.

"Dobby wanted to warn Harry Potter of the great dangers at Hogwarts!"

"Harry Potter doesn't know - I mean - I don't know what you're talking about, Dobby."

"Harry Potter does not need to know! Harry Potter only needs to be safe!" With that, Dobby jumped onto Harry's bed and tossed the bed covers onto the floor.

"Hey give that back its mine!" Harry roared.

Dobby payed no attention and began to pull off Harry's pajamas.

"Dobby stop!" Harry pleaded.

Dobby ripped off the pillowcase that he wore to reveal a very sexy and muscular body.

"Dobby what the hell?" Harry asked.

Dobby began to advance on Harry. "Harry Potter should not be afraid, Sir!" he told Harry. "Dobby only wants what's best for Harry Potter!"

"What are you doing?!?!?!" Harry asked.

"Harry Potter will be safer if he is inside Dobby!" Dobby explained. "Inside Dobby, no harm will come to Harry Potter!"

"Help meeeeee!" Harry yelled.

"Dobby will have to iron his hands for this!" Dobby cried to the heavens. But secretly it would be worth it.


ooook just hook me up with some sherlock/watson



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