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HERE IS WHAT I HATE: ASIANS

jk not all of them
BUT THESE STUPID ASIANS ARE WATCHING A STUPID SHOW AND WON'T SHUT UP SAKDGHSDJKLAGH KLSJAGHJKLASGH LKASJGHSKLAJDSDGH ASJKDSLGH SALJGHLAS

OH MY FUCKING GOD MORE OF THEM ARE COMING IN THEY'RE EVERYWHERE ASJDGH KLASJGHSLAKJGH SDAJLHDLKGHSADLKGHSADLGHSDLAG HASDLLLLLLEWUISDJGHJSDAGHLKSAJGH;ASGSA;GSDAG JSDAJGS ADGASD ASDG ;SDAG ;ASDG DAS;GAS;GHASDG

SHUT
UP
YOU
STUPID
PEOPLE

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THEY ARE SO LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS

ok you know how much i love fanfic? i have as strong feelings towards asians except these are feelings of hatred.

well anyway, here is para's weekend plans if you didn't know

ok make sure you rsvp girl, but nbd because it was just announced today so its not like you're late or whatev

ok yesterday i was bored so i made a zillion awesome playlists on my itunes

here are some

songs for winter

* Hazy Shade of Winter - Simon & Garfunkel
* December - Weezer
* Winter Song - The Caesars
* Someday -Bryan Greenberg
* Winter Winds - Mumford & Sons
* I’m Going to Stop Pretending that I Didn’t Break Your Heart - Eels

inception songs

* Wild - Poe
* Was it a Dream - 30 Seconds to Mars
* Last Day on Earth - Kate Miller Heidke
* Pure Imagination - Maroon 5
* Borrowed Time - A Fine Frenzy
* The Tourist - Radiohead
* Lucid Dreams - Franz Ferdinand
* Adventures in Solitude - The New Pornographers
* In Limbo - Radiohead
* Upside Down - A Teens
* Here I Dreamt I Was an Architect - The Decemberists

arthur/eames songs

* Arms of a Thief - Iron & Wine
* Hardest of Hearts - Florence and the Machine
* Wake Me Up in Time - Mads Langer
* Sweet Darlin’ She & Him
* Promise - Eve 6
* Kiss with a Fist - Florence and the Machine
* Oh! Darling - The Beatles
* Staplegunned - The Spill Canvas
* Foundations - Kate Nash

songs for nanowrimo

* Paperback Writer - The Beatles
* Failure by Design - Brand New
* Can’t Finish What You Started - Motion City Soundtrack


existential songs

* Skin and Bones - Motion City Soundtrack
* Make Yourself - Incubus
* Existentialism on Prom Night - Straylight Run
* Killing an Arab - The Cure

life of pi songs

* At the Bottom - Brand New
* The Ocean - The Bravery
* At the Zoo - Simon & Garfunkel
* Swallowed in the Sea - Coldplay
* Lifeboats - Snow Patrol
* My Tiger My Heart - The Boy Least Likely to

songs for writing slash

* The Predatory Wasp of Palisades is Out to Get Us - Sufjan Stevens
* Michael - Franz Ferdinand
* I Know Him so Well - John Barrowman
* Every Man I Fall For - Cold War Kids
* I’ll Cover You - Rent

songs for doing homework late at night

* Time is Running Out - Muse
* Under Pressure - Queen
* Failure by Design - Brand New
* History Lesson - Motion City Soundtrack

really adorable songs

* All the Same - Sick Puppies
* The Hat - Ingrid Michaelson
* Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations
* Be Gentle With Me - The Boy Least Likely To
* Getting to Know You - James Taylor
* Treehouse - I’m from Barcelona
* Dream - Priscilla Ahn

songs with words in them that happen to have good instrumental parts

* Folkin’ Around - Panic at the Disco
* Believe - Yellowcard
* Good to Know that if I Ever Need Attention, All I Have to Do is Die - Brand New
* Duk Koo Kim - Sun Kil Moon
* Fairytale - Alexander Rybak

songs inspired by books and movies

* 2+2=5 - Radiohead (1984)
* Baobabs - Regina Spektor (The Little Prince)
* Between Angels and Insects - Papa Roach (Fight Club)
* How I Go - Yellowcard (Big Fish)
* Princess Bride - Cloud Cult (The Princess Bride)
* Ender Will Save Us All - Dashboard Confessional (Ender’s Game)

songs that make good alarms

* Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien - Edith Piaf
* Dream is Collapsing - Inception soundtrack
* Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
* Wake the Sun - The Matches
* Oversleeping - I’m from Barcelona
* Good Day-Nappy Roots

lost songs

* Return - OK Go
* The Ocean - The Bravery
* Keep it Together
* Better Open the Door - Motion City Soundtrack
* The Scientist - Coldplay
* Mr. Brightside - The Killers
* You Found Me - The Fray
* Angels On the Moon - Thriving Ivory
* At the Bottom of Everything - Bright Eyes
* This is Not the End - The Bravery
* Rescued - Jack’s Mannequin
* Lost - Coldplay
* Dare You to Move - Switchfoot
* How Far We’ve Come - Matchbox 20
* The End - The Doors

songs for not sleeping

* Rebellion (Lies) - Arcade Fire
* 4 AM Forever - Lostprophets
* Why Does it Always Rain On Me - Travis


ok now it's time for writin' a fic

ok this will be an AU where Hiro and Daphne are Olympic track running people.


Hiro narrows his already narrow eyes at the short American girl standing next to him.
"Nemesis," he growls. He, being Japanese, doesn't know much english, but is pretty sure that's the word he's searching for. She smiles obnoxiously back at him.
"I'm gonna beat you," she tells him. Hiro seriously doubts this. In fact, he knows she won't. He's been training for this for years, and she looks like she's about 5, so she couldn't have been training nearly as long. Yes, Japan is scoring a gold medal for this race once and for all. He makes the mistake of lookinig over at her again, and she has the most smug expression of her face, he wants to smash her face in. Instead it just makes him feel ever more powered to beat this bitch. THen he looks straight ahead, and focuses only on what he was about to do, and as a loud horn sounds, he is off.
He is off to a good start. He sees that the american is dragging behind him, but he guesses she was probably using the old "start off slow, end really speedily" approach. as for hiro, he is all about speed speed speed the whole time. But turns out she is only about not speed for the first few seconds, because suddenly, she SPEEDS RIGHT BY HIM. Hiro growls, and tries to catch up , but his little legs just can't take it. That girl is SPEEDY. All of a sudden, the most horrible thing of his life happens. As it turns out, Hiro, being an Olympic runner, is really attracted to fast people, so he started to get really really turned on by this girl.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" he screams in Japanese, before collapsing in a pile of exhaustion and sexual frustration.

The girl wins, of course. Daphne, Hiro finds out her name is when they announce the winner. Hiro scurries over the congratulate her as fast as he can, which isn't very fast due to the reasons why he just lost himself the race. He gets over there just as they are awarding her the gold medal. He catches her eye, ready to plant a wet one upon her yapper. But before he gets a chance, he feels a wet one upon his own yapper. It's Daphne. Hiro smiles shyly.
"Want to go get a coffee?" he asks? She nods.
"I'll race you there," she agrees, and they're off.

ok my prompt is arthur and eames go to florida and eames gets really excited by the palms.