It's Coming

Soooo let's talk about fanfic

Okay today i finished this long glug one that was mostly really boring but the end was great and like something happened in it that has never happened in any of the fics i read and asjklsdagdsag i really loved it
and really i only read it so that i could read the sequel to it and it took me forevs to start reading that today but jasdgkasdgasg i just finished the first part and it's like everything i've ever wanted in a fic
which is apparently noncon and stuff
haha idek
ok but there's like a bunch of parts to it and i was gonna go eat dinner now cuz it's 8:00 but now i've gotten into it and i can't poss take a break
except to write this apparently
sadjkgh sdjkaghsdjklagh sjkldagh lksag hjksdg HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD, FIC
ok lets just take a min to appreciate this line i just read that i can't even

"Later, he'd understand the storm as the reason he didn't hear his front door open, but Arthur would always blame himself."

omg why are people here right now

okay raise your hand if you're gonna see this movie next year that has chris pine and tom hardy in it?! so you can laugh a chris and not laugh at tom
well i sure am

JF HOW IS IT 10:00 ALREADY
ASJDGHSJKLADG HSJKAGHSADGASDG ASJDGLKSDAJGHSAKLDG
well all i did today was nothing
except have a genie read my mind

OH AND I ORDERED 5 MOVIES FOR 5 DOLLARS EACH
ONE OF THEM WAS THUMBELINA

wow why do people put stupid captions on pictures
that just ruins them

unless you are tom hardy and you put the caption that is on this pic


okkkk time for the goblog kink meme!!!!!!!!!!!
yaaaaaaaaaay!

ok

The rating is prob R so don't read if you are a child

Sylar and Claire are just chillin. Both of them want to get into each other's pants but neither of them have the guts to say so. But they are sitting in Sylar's house just chattin' and all of a sudden the sexual tension is just building up and building up and then at the same time, both of them POUNCE.
They smack kisses all over each other's bodies and Claire licks Sylar's eyebrows and Sylar licks all over Claire and then they rip off each other's clothes and tear them to shreds. Then they do the unthinkable.
"Oh Claire," Sylar says."I'm so glad I'm in you where it feels nicer
nicer
it's so much nicer here in claire."
"It's a trap," HRG says, peeking his head in.
"Shhh, just come," Claire says
And then Sylar comes
And he accidentally activates his exploding power and blows up the whole city.
"Did you have to blow up the WHOLE city?" Claire questions, giving him a playful slap on the arm.
Sylar's cheeks redden. It's good claire has regen because otherwise she'd be dead. Sylar thinks he will probably never be able to do this with anyone else without killing them, or at least not someone as hot as Claire.
the end

ok prompt:
Phillippa/Chip (from Beauty and the Beast)
IDK they just do something cute