Monsters Invisible

hey geebers!

so you know what i love? fanfic. just putting that out there.

but ok let me share with you something i noticed about kink memes. so they're good because you can think of an idea and then someone writes it for you and you don't have to write it yourself so then you can just enjoy the thing, but at the same time its like i want to write everything so i don't want to give away my ideas. idk.

hello where is gob's fic i thought it was due today.

gob let me just say... ok is the ep you've never seen better halves? because if it is, i just watched that ep (it was on tv) and its like this snorefest. like its almost entirely niki. so don't even watch it. you're not even missing anything. wow bum bum bum for you though.

wow hob wrote me sylaire when i asked for pylar. inbd really, but i was really looking forward to some slash. ah well it was still awesome.

ok hello the chip/phillippa fic is really long accidentally. inbd.

Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Phillippa Cobb. She had some problems because her mother was dead and all she had was her father who was just the teensiest bit unhinged. Like he always grabbed his stupid top and spun the thing and made these squinty eyes at people. It was so annoying to Phillippa. Also she had a little brother but he was annoying too because he always dug for these darn worms in the backyard. Grosssssss.

So Phillippa decided to run away from this family because they were no good. She thought of a couple of options in her brain and made a list of them because she was the kind of girl that loved lists. Okay, here’s the list that she made:

*Partayyy at Arthur’s place
*Join the circus lol
*Move into the castle up north in them woods

She thought this was a pretty good list except the first two things were out because Eames was already partying at Arthur’s place and she actually just put that circus one on there for a little joke. So then she just had that last option and she was feeling pretty confident about it. So then she put in into action.

The first part of the plan was to fake her own death. She achieved this by getting a hotel room and inviting her dear father there and when he got there she was plum on the other side of the hotel, sitting in the window. She said some words, and then jumped right off that window.

“NOOOOO PHILLIPPA JESUS CHRIST!” her dad screamed.

But little did he know that Phillippa had set up a bouncy place down below and had landed safely on that. All was going accordingly. She set sail and was Leo-strutting through them woods when she saw the castle and it was even more beautiful in person that she wanted to cry. She walked right into the place and saw the great shadow of a beast.

“Monster!” Phillippa cried.

And then a bunch of furniture popped out of nowhere and began to sing.

“That boy is a monster m-m-m-monster!”

“That boy is a monster m-m-m-monster!”

“He ate my heart. He a-a-ate my heart.”

“Okay, enough!” Phillippa shrieked. “Wait a second… who is that handsome fellow right there?”

Everyone looked to see who she was talking about. A little teacup jumped out from behind his teapot mother. “Me?” he asked. And their eyes met.

It seemed they were the only two in the room. They ran at each other and Phillippa picked the little cup up in her hands. She planted a sweet kiss upon him and that immediately broke the spell. All of the furniture turned back into people. The cup became a stylish little boy.

All except the beast transformed. He became an outraged maniac and tore from the castle never to be seen again. Everyone was happy to be rid of that giant grump and Phillippa became the princess of the castle and Chip was her prince.

The end.

ok i want my next fic to be peter/isaac and it to be like in when they're together in hiros except more bonding and more sex.