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heyyyy gs

wow para youve sure done it. is dd actually toastie or

ok i might actually do some more qs. oh well

well im in duluth. in my day i got ready and talked to this guy and then went w mom to her appointment and then tried to go to target but the cake was a lie and then went to walgreens then caribou then went back to moms appointment then went w mom to school then ate some good food actually then got in a car w four math teachers then got here then chilled a lil then went to pizza luce and wow i had a dif sandwich than last time but it was so dang good wow. we should go there para. well the one in minneapple but. then i walked around forever looking for a bar but i didnt even kno where the heck so i just went to one at this mexican restaruant and then got bored of that and came back here. here i am

i wish it was a dif day like next wednesday or the tuesday after that or idek. jw can i die

i at least wish it was morning

are you ever just sitting there and youre like wow its like im in the my-life fandom and then youre like what the fck

well i could be seeing return of the slavengies right now but no

601. Do you have a lust for life?
i just asked when i can die

602. Do you want to get more out of life?
i want it to be time for breakfast

603. Would you want to learn to:

Convert to Buddhism?
no

Cure a hangover?
nah who cares

Lie persuasively?
i kno this

604. What character from a movie is most like you?
how do i learn to do this. oh wait this is a dif question. i cant remember any movies

605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
wow

606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?
if thats what ya want

607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
iron man

608. What do you like that others seem to hate?
captain america

609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
march

610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
time waits for no one

611. What is your favorite movie?
i said this

612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?
fullmetal alchemist

613. What is your favorite song lyric?
i said this

614. What will you never run out of?
minutes in this night

615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?
yikes no

616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?
no

617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?
please calm down

618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
thats the only times ive written a paper

How about the day it was due?
maybe that too

619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
moulin rouge tho prob not anymore

620. What is your favorite season?
season 1

621. Do you mind being described as cute?
im so cute

622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
thumb tack

623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
dogs

624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
im amazing yea im all that

625. What makes other people interesting to you?
if theyre good

626. How open to suggestion are you?
what

627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?
black

628. Are you often lonely?
sure

629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?
a dog

630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
no

631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
heart dont have a brain

632. How imaginative are you?
none beef

633. Do you like the Counting Crows?
no more coutnaing dollars well be counting crows. that song reminds me of spide

634. If you took this survey from the diary did you note me so I could read it?
i just hacked our blog sweetie

635. Are you more tense or laid back?
tensed back

636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does?
ask me if im h appy i dont know if it is a place we need to go

637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
what the hell

638. How often do you drink to get drunk?
an amount

639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
i ahve a diploma

640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
i never did a math in the real world project so no. actually i did

641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
this water is so good

642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
this night

643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
this is a stupid question

644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
netflix

645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
theres getting hot cheez it crumbs in my keyboard

646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
if they speak english

647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
destroyed the earth, loved all dogs, been to the moon

648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
didnt i ever say this

649. Have you been to a museum this year? 
the same one twice but please die

650. Do you ever watch porn?
n

651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
no?

652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?
id destroy the earth

653. Do people often give you weird looks?
n

654. Do like Japanese cooking?
y

655. Do you care for stray animals?
like do i like the fact that theres stray animals? no...

656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them: 
im wanting to list all them? no

657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?
equality is no good

658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
today i said it to a lady in the bank drive thru but idk if she actually sneezed nor if she heard me

659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
what the fuck is halloween weekend

660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them: 
where are they

661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
male doi

662. What words offend you?
i cant say em

663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?
can you please die

664. Have you ever looked into different religions?
no

665. Which ones have you looked into?
no

666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
i haven tlooked into it so what do i kno

667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?
wow i remmeber sitting in a circle

668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
no

669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
thes are old qs

670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
in outer space theres no one to hear you scream. or w/es the quote

671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
wow this one dude is definitely 100% a vampire because like...wait let me think up all the reasons i thought of. oh he didnt have his internet or phone for a few days cuz he was out doing vampire stuff like drinking blood or w/e and he couldnt hang out this week cuz its supposed to be all sunny and stuff and all the times ive hugn out w him its been rusty weather and wow this one time was so nice weather but he aint around wow i didnt even think of that. also he has a vampire coat. and like no furniture and a mysterious closet that i coudlnt see in. what the hell this is so real? anyway i nevr got around to seeing that but i wanted to be that annyway.

672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
didnt see it

673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
zombieland

674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
i saw a chuck e cheese today

675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
so good

676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
why is this here

677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
chuck

678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
wtf

679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
are you planning a party or wtf

680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
i cant belive all those reasons i thought up that i handt even thought of before. wtf

681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
didnt see it

682. What are your top 3 priorities?
pizza, the moon, someone to share it w

683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
is that really the point f the movie

684. What is your favorite smell?
diswasher stuff

685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):

People falling 
lamenting my anguish online

Rape jokes
pleas die

Sarcastic comments
thats me

Blonde jokes
why are they always about gs

Dirty jokes
idk

God/religion jokes
depends what religion

Long-ass jokes
whats a long ass like

Death jokes
depends

Pain/sickness jokes
no

Animals doing cute stuff
thats not a joke its just good

Bodily functions
wht

Knock jokes
just one knock

Ethnic jokes
please die

Puns
acutally i hate puns unless theyre really good ones

Ironic situations
i hate it

685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?
w my step sibling u mean?

686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?
some days?

687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
when will anyone leave me alone. wiat that wasnt related to this

688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?
is that really the point of the movie

689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
why do you ask all these weird specific question w like a theme to them like youre trying to teach me a lesson

690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
yea

691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
the former

692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
couldnt tell ya

693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
thats yucky

694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?
yucky

695. What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
i hate birds and fish. i went to a park once

696. Do you use public pools?
sure

697. Do you use public bathrooms?
yea

698. Do you use public showers?
can you belikeve there needs to be a sign in the bathroom that says please dont hang stuff from the sprinkler. thanks white ppl

699. How old will you be in 17 years?
17

700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
affect

701. What is your favorite mixed drink?
chocolate milk

702. When answering these questions are you often pulled in different directions, as if committing to one answer eliminates the possibility for all others?
what the hell

703. Chicken Mesala, Pasta Primavera, Veal Cutlet Parmesan or Linguini with Clam Sauce?
the former 2

704. If you were alone in your friend's house/room/apartment would you look in their drawers and notebooks?
not even in their secret closet

705. What would you really like to do but you don't because you are afraid of getting caught?
die

706. Of the following, which word best describes you: responsible, spontaneous, tactful, uninhbited,
non

707. Which band would you most likely check out? The Smiths (indi-pop 80's-90's), The Lords of Acid (acid/house/dance 90's), Front 242 (80's-90's industrial/dance)
pleas please please let me get what i wnat this time

708. How can one put an end to procrastination, as a bad habit?
ill answer this q later

709. What feature would you want on your car that is not currently offered?
hook up ipod

710. What kind of poetry speaks to you?
the kind w words in it

711. What is your favorite store that is open 24 hours?
cub

712. Do you find that sleep is just so much sleepier when you are supposed to be doing something else?
why is sleep sleepy

713. Do you also find that the books you chose are so much more luscious when you have a stack of actual assignments that you Should be reading?
luscious

714. If you have had the chance to compare the original survey to this edited version, what is your opinion?
literally who wrote this

715. What's the most creative answer you can think of for 'what is black and white and red all over'?
thats racist

716. Why do people slow down on the highway when they pass a cop car pulling someone else over?
are you dum

717. Are they afraid that the cop will STOP pulling over whoever he is pulling over and pull them over instead?
can you calm it

718. It's daddy's birthday. What do you get him?
youre creeping me out

719. What's your survey nickname?
what the hell

Look at the word next to the 2nd letter of your first name
A anything but
B bubalicious
C captivating
D deadly
E erotic
F funky
G greasy
H heaps of
I indie
J jelly
K kinetic
L lasher
M Mr. (or Mrs.)
N neglected
O ogre-like
P parading
Q quacking
R Rico
S stinky
T the one and only
U uber
V Velcro
W wishing for
X x-tra
Y yearning for
Z zoobalee

Now take the first letter of your last name.
A aardvarks
B baboo
C creme pie
D drag queen
E eggbert
F flex
G god
H hell
I Isabelle
J juice
K kisses
L lightning
M mannish boys
N nice
O octopi
P porcupines
Q q-bert
R rainbows
S suave
T tushy
U underwear
V valor
W weenie
X xtc
Y yohimbe
Z zipper

Put the two words together for your nickname.
how was i suppseo to kno this before i read that q. wel its anything but kisses. ................................

720. You know that shaky feeling that you get when it's all coming to a climax, and everyone involved is breaking into the good kind of cold sweat, working as individuals and at the same time as a single force of energy, and it all meshes together, and for a brief moment, you're holding your breath and tingling all over, and after it's done you're on an explosive and dizzying high for the rest of the night? What does that feeling come from?
drugs

721. How many of your teachers can you imagine drinking or doing drugs on the weekends?
all my high school teachers for sure

722. Do you like Alice in Wonderland or Through the Looking Glass?
sure

723. Write a question and answer it here.
did you see the parent trap and did you want to play poker w money in a sock after? yes.

724. Who is your favorite playwright?
bill

725. What movie has come out recently that you couldn’t have less interest in?
icr

726. What would the worst movie ever be about?
some ppl who go skiing and they get stuck on a ski lift and like one of them jumps off and breaks his legs and gets eaten by wolves and then another idk gets his hands frozen to the thing and idek

727. Do you like truffles?
the chocolate ones

Do you like Turkish delight?
wow i jsut saw a post about that

728. Can you tell the difference between a transvestite and a real woman?
pelase kill yourself

729. What's funnier, plants or fire extinguishers?
ge tme out of here

730. For question 720 did you write down sex?
no

You pervert, I was thinking of musical theater.
just die

731. Which is better, leopard print or plaid?
plad

732. What would you consider ordinary?
avril lavigne

733. What is out of the ordinary?
fish out of water

734. Do you ever watch COPS?
i dont like em

735. Is there always room for j - e - l - l - o?
ok

736. If you had your own TV show, what kind of show would you make it?
the nexy guest i s a winner of our brithdya show contests. now the at home paent of three cutiepattotie kis

737. Do you know how heavy things like airplanes stay in the air?
birds can fly wtf

738. When do you act the most dramatic?
in a play

739. Are you one of those people who have, "see photo id,” written on the back of their credit cards?
youre not sposed to do that

740. It's mom’s birthday. What do you get her?
you dont have my mom

741. What celebrity has pretty much disappeared leaving you wondering 'where are they now'?
why cant i log in

742. Would you get angry if you and your girl/boyfriend saw the preview for a movie and talked about seeing it together and then they saw it with one of their friends while you were busy?
i jjust dont even kno nor care

743. How many people do you think will finish this whooooooole survey?
spider man

744. Have you ever written a message, sealed it in a bottle and thrown it into a river/lake ocean?
im so tired

745. If you haven't would you want to?
wow i cant belivee thatthing i thought up

746. If you ever did what would you write?
im soryr what was the question

747. What do you wish you could always be protected from?
getying too tired before i get ready for bed

748. What small thing annoys you so much it should be a crime?
hwo could a small thing annoy you its so small

749. Would you rather watch a video of fish in a tank, or the Yule log on TV?
log

750. Is it better to be loved or feared?
for people to be afraid of how much they love you

751. What causes you to panic?
idek

752. Do you believe that you have a strong personality?
my arms are strong

753. When Jesus saves souls...does he trade them in for valuable prizes?
lik in chuck e cheese

754. What resolutions would you make if it were new years?
get ready for bed before its too late

755. Why wait?
i cant remember
756. Do you feel like time is on your side or working against you?
tiem waits for no one

757. What do you do for yourself when you are down to put a little joy back into your life?
spend 100 dollars on makeup

758. How much Tolkien have you read?
none pizza

759. These are the songs on the radio. Which are you most likely to listen to Time Bomb by Rancid, Dead Man's party by Oingo Boingo, The Sun Always Shines on TV by A-ha, 50 Ways to leave Your Lover by Paul Simon, Run by collective Soul
i didnt read this

760. Do you believe that Jesus existed as a real person?
hes still w us

761. Do you believe he was the son of god?
no

762. How do you feel about organized religion?
fine

763. What sentence have you heard lately, that would sound pretty odd out of context?
summa the qs you asking me

763. If you had to choose one image to be a symbol of our times, what would you pick?
captain america

764. Name a group of people:
ok ill do the rest of these qs later