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301. List 5 things you have not experienced that you would like to experience before you die.

A being shot in the head

B being buried alive

C being choked to death

D drowning

E hanging myself

302. Will you try to accomplish any of these things within the next year?
yea

303. What do you feel controlled by?
demons

304. If Jesus appeared to you and told you that the moon was made of green cheese would you believe him?
obv

305. What is one thing you are sure of?
its wednesday

306. At what part of the day do you feel the most alert?
when i have a coffee

307. Have you ever played in a band?
no

308. Have you ever stared into the ocean thinking 'early creatures crawled outta that'?
ive stared at a wall thinking 'birds can fly'

309. If not, what do you think of when you are staring into the ocean?
all of the lives that i never have led

310. Do you like the mental challenge of chess or other games?
other

311. Do you ever think of where your atoms were before they were in you?
the adams family

312. Do you ever think about where your atoms will go after they have been in you?
dogs

313. If you didn't know that people couldn't fly do you think that you could?
birds can fly

314. Are you someone that others call when they're having a problem and want to talk about it?
yea

315. When it comes to literature, do you see beyond the writing and into the meaning intended by the author?
i read between the lines

316. Is there anything you can take apart completely, and then put back together, and have no left over parts?
a remote control

317. What are your feelings about the death penalty?
negative

318. If there was a god and you could ask him/her one question what would it be?
what are your pronouns

319. Do you believe that life will be found on other planets?
you can do it

320. What is something worth suffering for?
knowing it all

321. If you could put an extra eye on your body anywhere you wanted, where would you put it?
inside me

322. Are you in touch with the earth and nature?
ive touched the earth before

323. Would you rather live simply or extravagently?
id be a simple kind of man

324. Have you ever been camping?
yea

325. Is your heart open when you meet someone new?
if im meeting my open heart surgeon

326. Are you able to have conversations with and become friends with people who are not like you and are interested in different things than you are?
sure

327. Are strangers more beautiful or frightening to you?
strange

328. What stops you from doing everything you want to do? 
stop signs

329. Can you think of three adjective that do not apply to you at all?
bad, smelly, glug

330. How do you feel about Jeremy Jaynes, who got a nine year prison sentence for spamming people with junk email (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Jaynes)?
2 lazy

331. Do you know who the current premier of China is?
mac and cheese

332. Are you very active?
cant you tell

333. Is there a city that reminds you of the landscape of your brain?
shoreview

334. Have you ever loved someone who has loved you back?
no

335. Is it really being 'in love with' someone if the other person doesn't love you?
loving somebody dont make em love you

336. Do you believe that there is someone perfect for everyone or that people just fall in love with who ever they are with at the time?
i just said this

337. Do you know secret things?
secret garden

338. Have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have?
no

339. How do you overcome your fears?
sing we shall overcome to them

340. What can you do better than anyone you know?
grill a cheese

341. Would you benefit from a wilder existence?
oh benefit thats my favorite makeup brand

342. Does it seem to you like the range of socially acceptable behavior is getting smaller or larger?
staying the same?

343. Have you ever fired a gun?
in bioshock

344. Are people becoming more afraid of each other?
sure

345. If you had to choose the percentage of freedom vs. safety what ratio would you decide on (ex: 100% free 0% safe)?
the price of freedom is high

346. Does safety stifle you?
ok

347. Who or what needs to be stopped?
joss whedon

348. Are human beings becoming more domesticated?
idk

349. Do you follow the lives of the British Royal Family?
heck no

350. How did the death of Pope John Paul II (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_John_Paul_II) affect you? 
it didnt

351. Have you ever lost something and never found it?
yea

352. Do you listen to any talk radio shows?
no

353. Who do you trust more, your friends or your parents?
idk my parents always blab my secrets to ppl so

354. Would you ever date someone outside of your race or religion?
doi

355. Which of the 7 deadly sins in the worst (gluttony, greed, pride, lust, envy, wrath, sloth)?
pride bc hes a creepy little boy who tried to kill hawkeye

356. Which one are you most guilty of?
guilt

357. Are you afraid to be alone with yourself?
lets not be alone tonight

Do you try to avoid thinking?
atm yea

358. Would you venture to tell someone you loved him or her if they didn't say it first?
no

359. What are you the most sensitive about?
cats

360. What can you talk about for hours?
captain america

361. Do you talk about yourself, other people, or ideas the most?
captain america

362. Do you believe that spell casting can work?
c-a-s-t-i-n-g

363. Are you a fan of The Legend of Zelda games?
no why was that garbage packaged w a barbie game

364. What old movie would you go see if it were re-released in the movie theaters?
captain america 2

365. Is there a celebrity that you would be too starstruck to talk to if you met them?
voldemort

366. Have you ever left a mean unsigned note?
no

367. Do you think it's cheesy to paste things you didn't write into your diary?
why

368. What are three things that you try not to think about?
dwai

369. Is casual sex acceptable for you?
idk

370. What form of sexual protection do you use?
dogs

371. What is expected of you that you feel is unnatural or not right?
shaving my legs

372. Do you sometimes place your own expectations on other people?
i dont expect anyone to shave their legs

373. Do you sometimes act overeager to make friends when you are around strangers?
sure

374. Do you take everything that is said literally?
yes

375. Do you take most things others say seriously?
no

376. Do you have a quick wit?
so quick

377. Do you believe in the need for political correctness?
you can do it

378. Do you have strong opinions and beliefs?
theyre harder better faster stronger

379. If yes, can you still hang out with and be friends with people who disagree with you?
most of my friends like iron man so

380. Are you uptight?
no

381. Do you sometimes do risky things?
lol

382. Could just about anyone hold your interest in a conversation for at least ten minutes?
nope

383. Are you self-conscious?
sometims

384. What would be your ideal destination for a Saturday afternoon?
the shoreview community center

385. Does anyone have a video tape of you doing something embarrassing?
idk

386. What is Kevin Smith’s(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Smith) best movie?
2 lazy

387. Where do you like to go on Friday or Saturday nights?
work

388. Do you like your friends to act the same way all the time or do you accept their moods and changes?
i turn and face the strange

389. Do you often feel like other people are judging you?
if they are idc

390. What do you think other people judge you to be like? 
guilty

391. Are you quick to judge others?
yea im an infj

392. When you have a fight with someone do you want to talk about it right away or calm down first and then talk?
kill us both

393. Some say love is a river (according to the old song). What do you say love is?
a boulder

394. What is the worst fault a person can have?
going with a guy or two

395. Do you have it?
sure

396. Which do you think has more impact on a person’s character, genetics or environment?
nurture

397. Who was your first best friend?
idk

398. If you are not best friends anymore, what came between you?
tim

399. Who have you read a biography about?
captain america

400. What would your own autobiography be called?
time to die