Sunday, April 25, 2010

All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues

HEEEEY GBALLS!!!

haha i really hope it is my day today because if not i will be really sad. you know why i will be really sad? huh? do you? well, its because THIS POST IS GOING TO BE AWESOME!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE MY JAMZ! I CAN'T WAIT FOR THEM!!! i hope this week goes really fast! but i have the feeling that this week will be way better than last week because, well, the only single thing that made last week good at all was the fact that i didn't have any day with the wednesday morning schedule (four classes in the morning) because i had to work at como park on earth day. but this week i also don't the wednesday morning schedule, but this week it is because i am going to the festival of nations of thursday, and i think that will be fun! and in any case, my teacher tami says there's really good food! haha

gs i hope you were not too bored by that glug of a parapraph, but i promise that the rest of the post will be AWESOME!

aaaaaah g you know what is so awesome!?! i just ordered a heroes book from amazon and it will be here in 3-5 buisness days!!! goosbag!

ok g...lets go for the game now!

day 14: a non-fictional book:

aww g this is a stupid one. idk.

ok well for communications i am reading a non-fictional book and it is about the holocaust and its really sad and its called night and you all have prob read it.

ok done with that.

day 15: a fanfic

yesssssssssssssssssss

alright well idk either if this is supposed to be one i wrote or one i read, so you get BOTH!

first, one i wrote.

Title: If Anyone Found Out
Fandom: Heroes
Characters/Pairings: Peter/Sylar, Nathan, Matt
Warnings: Slash! also, its a bit long.

Peter had the unusual problem that the man he loved also happened to be his worst enemy. Of course he knew it was dangerous to be in love with a man that was always trying to kill him, but Peter just couldn’t help it. He was head over heels with Sylar’s dashing good looks and charming personality. It was quite embarrassing actually. If anyone found out about this ESPECIALLY Sylar, Peter didn’t think he would ever be able to show his face again.

Fortunately no one knew but him.

Of course Matt knew about Peter’s little crush on Sylar. He could read minds for crying out loud! He knew everything about all his friends, including some particularly nasty stuff about Angela Petrelli. Truthfully, he found Peter’s burning desire for Sylar quite disgusting, but he didn’t have any secrets from his boyfriend, Mohinder, so of course he had to tell him. And Mohinder, being the gossip that he is, told Hrg, and Hrg told Elle to KEEP HIS FAMILY SAFE! Elle told Tracy, Tracy told Nathan, and Nathan announced it on public television.

“Attention, my fellow Americans, I have an announcement to make. My little brother, Peter Petrelli, who works at Mercy Heights Hospital and address is 1407 Graymalkin Lane, is madly in love Gabriel Gray. That is all.”

Peter had missed this little broadcast, but Sylar had definitely not. In fact he had been idly folding laundry, when his own name was said on the television and grabbed his attention.

“My name is Sylar,” he grumbled to himself, then realized what had just been said. So Peter was in love with him? An evil smile spread across his face. Well, he just couldn’t wait to take advantage of this situation.

Sylar caught up with Peter in Kirby Plaza, their favorite place to stage battles. But he wasn’t there for a battle. He was going to taunt Peter for all he was worth.

“Hey Peter,” he called.

Peter looked over to see Sylar standing by the fountain. His heart began to race but he tried to act as nonchalant as possible. He walked over to Sylar.

“Hey,” he said.

“So…I hear you’re in love with me?” Peter’s eyes widened.

“What!?!?” he exclaimed, “Where did you hear that!?”

“Don’t worry about it, Peter. It’s nothing to be embarrassed about.”

“I am not in love with you!” Peter yelled.

“Keep telling yourself that, darling.”

“I WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!” Peter roared.

“My sources tell me otherwise- ” Peter punched Sylar in the face.

“WHAT SOURCES!? WHERE DID YOU HEAR THIS!?” Peter was dying of embarrassment. The smug look on Sylar’s face as he wiped blood off his nose only made it worse. Peter wanted to crawl into a hole and die. But he needed to know where Sylar had gotten this information and destroy it.

“I’ll never tell,” Sylar assured him. Peter’s rage boiled and he pushed Sylar into the fountain.

“TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!”

“Peter I-” Peter punched him again. “Peter! Peter! It was Nathan, okay! On the news! Stop!” Sylar used telekinesis to push Peter away, then stepped out of the fountain, dripping wet. “What the?”

Suddenly Peter was even more embarrassed for losing his temper. The only way this could get any worse was if he somehow lost control of the deep desire inside him to kiss the soaked Sylar standing in front of him. That was exactly what happened.

“Aaah!” Sylar cried out as Peter’s lips touched his. He hadn’t been expecting that. Seriously, what was wrong with Peter today? Remind him not to taunt Peter about his crushes anymore, especially when they were on him. He pushed Peter away. “What. The. I. Don’t. Even.” Sylar shook his head, spraying Peter with water and ran off before Peter could kiss him again.

Peter began to cry. He felt like the biggest fool in town. Well, there was only one thing to do now.

Step 1: Visit Hiro and borrow his power.

Step 2: Get the Petrelli gun.

Step 3: Don a black coat and hat.

Step 4: Go back in time.

“Attention, my fellow Americans, I have an announcement to make. My little brother-” Bang, bang! Peter shot Nathan twice. In the chest. The crowd of reporters started screaming. But Peter was out the door before anyone could catch him. Future officially changed. Now, he hoped, Sylar didn’t find out, and now he didn’t have to.

hahahahaha also i wrote another really shorties one for you people. here ya go:

Title: Bed-Buddies
Fandom: Winnie-the-Pooh
Characters/Pairings: Pooh/Piglet
Warnings: Slash

Once upon a time there was a little guy named Piglet. He was just this little guy. His favorite color was pink. He wore pink all the time. He also had very special feelings for his best friend, Pooh.

He didn’t know whether Pooh shared these special feelings or not, so one day he mustered up all the courage that he could and asked him.

“P-P-P-Pooh?”

“Yes Piglet?” Pooh looked at him with his creamy brown eyes and Piglet almost melted.

“D-D-Do you l-l-l-l-ove me, Pooh?”

“Why yes, Piglet, I do.” But Piglet still didn’t know if that meant love, or love-love so he posed another question.

“W-W-W-Will you be b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-”

“Piglet!” Pooh cried in frustration, “Spit it out already!”

“Will you b-be bed buddies with m-m-me, Pooh?” Pooh looked at him, an expression of kindness across his bear-face.

“Sure, buddy,” he said, then correct himself, “I mean, sure, bed-buddy.” Piglet smiled his darn little smile.

hahahahahaha i may write more if you'd like!

ok now one i didn't write. hmmm...well i have a feeling that my fave fanfics will go unappreciated by most on this here blog, so i will have to choose something else.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5639968/1/Caught_Unaware

ok there. it was actually kind of hard to find one that would be approp for a goblin, so it is not exactly approp for a goblin.

day 16: a song that makes me cry:

aww g idk. alright well this is the saddest song i know



:'(

day 17: an art piece

idg either if this supposed to be one i made or just one.

well here is a little something i made to go along with my pylar fanfic


hahaha i'm really bad at making those apparently. cause it doesn't really look like they're kissing and it looks really fake but oh wellsies. also that is future peter. hahaha

day 18: whatever tickles my fancy.

well since hob copied me, now i get to copy her. wow g i just had the weirdest sense of deja vu. did i say that before? idk.

ok...

When is your half birthday?
i'll be 12 on october 11. jj i'll be 16.5 on october 12.

How old were you when you lost your first tooth?
haha i was in first grade and i remember it perfectly because i was at school and i was sitting on the rug and we were having story time and i was wiggling my tooth and then it came out and i had to go to the nurse. but its ok because me and the nurse were pals. like one time i spilled paint on myself in art and she gave me this cool sweater from the lost and found and i think i forgot to return it ever. and one time i got pepper in my eye and she helped me to wash it out and then she asked me why my class was trying to eat me and we had a good laugh. and one time i ate a nasty chicken patty and i almost threw up and then i went to the nurse and then i went home.

Do you ever eat apples with peanut butter?
sure i guess

Have you ever fallen asleep under the covers and woke up because it was suddenly hard to breathe?
no...

Do you think Ryan Sheckler is hott?
idk who that is g. sorry.

What is your least favorite number?
g idk

What is one thing that you cant stand?
jafar. haha jj. idk

Who was the last person to slap your butt?
hahaha idk. maybe poo-bah. he's always doing inapprop things like that.

Do you know any naughty words in another language?
g idk. but i wish i knew some naughty words in klingon so i could swear in klingon.

Are you good at jumping rope?
yeah g i am awesome. jj not really.

Can you unwrap a starburst with your tongue?
yeah g one time i won a real live starburst unwrapping with my tongue contest. i believe it was in math but idk why we were having that contest because idk what that has to do with math.

When was the last time you littered?
hahahaha

What was the last thing you stepped on by accident?
aw g today i kept stepping on this nasty sticky red stuff that was on the floor and i kept having to wash off my feet.

How many jumping jacks can you do in one minute?
g i wish i knew

When was the last time that you tripped over nothing?
icr

Ever climbed to the top of the stairs and realized you need to go back down?
yeah g i always do that espec when i am going downstairs to get my ipod, sometimes i go downstairs and for some reason i just grab my headphones and then start to go up the stairs and then i am like what the?

When was the last time you sneezed?
g icr! why would i keep track of my sneezes?

What is your favorite thing to eat/drink when you are sick?
some nice 7-up

Do you watch spanish gameshows?
no...why would i do that? no habla espanol.

How tall are you?
a shortie.

Do you prefer subway or quiznos?
subway! eat fresh! haha is that even their slogan anymore?

What is one sport you wish you play?
none. g i don't like sports. except for catalyst tag and save the cheerleader, save the world!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was a glug. g idk

Do you sniff sharpies or glue?
no...

Do you think Chris Brown is hott?
g that is not how you spell "hot"

How do you like your eggs?
fried. haha actually idc

Have you ever walked into a door, or wall right next to the doorway?
yeah g

What is your favorite college sports team? Who and what sport.
g what the? no.

What is one movie that you would want to be your life story?
idk. aladdin. haha jj

A, B, or C?
a for aladdin! haha jj a for annie whoever that is.

what is one swear that you find yourself saying alot?
the wizard swear

Finish the lyrics: Oops I did it again.....
i used @ instead of !

If any animal could eat you which one would you want it to be?
hahaha i almost said something so inapprop

Ever had an ant farm?
nah

Do you dig private school girls [in uniform of course]?
what the? no i don't dig girls.

Do you think burping is gross?
i guess

What state do you want to play hopscotch in right now?
what is this.

Ever licked a battery?
idk. wait what happens if you lick a battery because i might have.

Do you like to punch people?
yes. i love to.

Do you like to play with the hot wax from a candle?
oh yes

When making cookies, are you tempted to just eat the raw cookie dough?
nah not really because one in school i made this HUGE bowl of cookie dough and we made so many cookies but we kept eating the dough and other people kept eating the dough but then it got nasty but we kept on eating it.

Are you subscribed to any magazines at the moment?
nah.

What do you want to name your child? Boy and girl.
hahaha

When was the last time you considered yourself lucky? Why?
idk g. haha maybe last week when i discovered i couldn't go to drivers ed

Are you one who dresses to impress?
maybe i'm the one, maybe i'm the one, who is the
schizophrenic psycho

Do you like the taste of envelopes
no.

Can you name 5 brands of chewing gum?
maybe. actually prob not.

What kind of paper towels do you have in your kitchen?
idk. just normal ones.

What is one thing under your bed right now?
nut because there is no room under that thing.

Ever had a crush on a teacher?
yeah g his name was spock and he was gonna make me go on the faragot just so there wouldn't be the appearance of favoritism but inbd because i persuaded him to let me go on the enterprise.

yessss done!

aaah ok g no more of the game. now...here is this vid that i made entitled "father of mine"



gs did you like that!?!?!?!?

ok gs the next vid that i make is gonna have a disney song in it, and its just gonna be heroes.

but its up to you people what song i use.

so cast your vote!!!

well g that's all the time we have! byeeeeeeeee

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