Oh girl yesterday I was so bored at school so I wrote my whole entire post for today but most of it was so darn stupid because I was bored and tired and hungry and I had to tinkle. So I will just start over. Actually first I will share a few tidbits from the thing.
-“ Wow now it’s really hard to keep from puttin in a bunch of S’s. Wow word just thought I was trying to spell “putting” instead of “putting” and it autocorrected it. What a glug.”
-“ Ok girl one of these days people oughtta start doing more than one thing for the game in some of their posts because they are not gonna want to do 15 of them on the last day and the things they post on that day will be no good.”
-“ Haha girl ok if you are tying to google something and you type something that is anywhere even the smidgiest smidgling near the spelling of the thing you are trying to find, it will find it for you. Like if I wanted to find Desmond Stinks and I typed in Deedsmnoindm stihnkhs, it would prob know what I meant by that. Yay laziness!”
-“Now I will talk about Lost. Ok I was so darn happy and couldn’t believe that my two least fave people died in the same ep but I guess Desmond isn’t dead but whatevs. I will just pretend he is. Ok what in tarn was that crazy Charlie and the choc fact. Singing thing doing in the promo? What in tarn, Lost?”
-“ Oh girl you know how the other day when I played the game I told you my favorite song ever? Well I changed my mind. My favorite song ever is Wake Up by Arcade Fire.
Alright that is that.
Now let’s get down to business to defeat the philo quests.
1. Does a 10-pound bag of flour make a really big biscuit?
Well I would assume so but that is not the only thing it can make. It can also make a really REALLY big cookie probs. But you can’t use just a 10-pound bag of flour and expect a big biscuit or cookie. You need other things too, you realize.
2. Are you a robot, or an alien?
Alien!!! I am a time lord! The laws of time are mine and they will obey me!
JJ I am not a time lord because there is only one left kinda and he is not me. But I am still an alien because aliens are awesome and robots are stupid.
3. My name is Daniel Faraday?
Nice to meet ya. My name is Jack. I am a sodding idiot.
4. Who dares disturb me!?!?!?
It is he, the penniless sitar player! Driven mad by jealousy!
Oh girl idk.
5. Where'd the man in horn rimmed glasses hide a child so odd?
Well one time he made it go to California to hide the thing.
6. If an invisible man catches fire, can you see him burn?
Well girl I guess it depends on what flav of invisible man you are dealing with.
7. Do you enjoy science fiction?
No. Never touch the stuff.
Haha JJ. It is the only thing I enjoy in this world.
Haha JJ. But it is one of my fave things. Most of the things I enjoy in this world are sci fi. Also I would like to go to this sci fi convention in the sum sum so that answers that, I should think.
8. Tell me, Claire, can you keep a secret?
I can’t answer your darn question, you stilly Haitian, because your hand is over my mouth! You are like the dentist when it asks questions when it is sticking things into your mouth.
Wow girl. There is a disgusting and inaprop thing in my head now.
9. When's the last time you took a bath?
Well I took a shower last night. Some people say bath when they mean shower so idk what you mean. But I took a bath bath a few weeks ago when I had a headache and didn’t want to do any standing and the water was so hot that it made me so sweaty and then my heart was like really beating a ton for some reason. IDEK. I felt like I was going to die. Never doing that again. JJ. It was nice.
10. What is the most embarrassing way to die?
Be killed by Desmond.
Sorry the things suck. I haven’t go the time.
OMG girl. I was just looking through some of my gmail drafts because I have 380 now…and there’s this one draft and the only thing it says in it is “Winnie the poo”.
WHAT IN TARN IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS LAST NIGHT WAS LIKE THE GREATEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE. JJ. BUT LIKE ook no more caps. But what I did was I ordered some junk from amazon! I ordered a sonic screwdriver and a doctor who t-shirt! I AM SO DARN EXICTED FOR THE THINGS TO COME. OMG GKJSDAGAHGSADGJKGAJKDGKSAG. Ok and then this other thing happened which you don’t care about and then I watched Glee, Torchwood, and Doctor Who at the same time and the Glee ep was really good and it was just a great night. Tonight is gonna SUCK SUCK SUCKITY SUCK though cuz I have tons o’ homework. BUT TOMORROW IS FRIDAY. AKJSGAKSJGHSALDG
GIRLS
OMG
NEXT WEEK MIGHT BE A REALLY GOOD WEEK.
Because my things from amazon will hopefully come.
And one day I am going to do this great thing which I can’t tell ya about on here but I will tell ya about in secret later
And methinks I will just try to make it a good week.
AND THEN NEXT NEXT NEXT WEEKEND WE ARE GOING TO DULUTH AND ICQCME. MY JAMZ ARE SO GREAT AKDGKAJDGADGKASLDG.
Oh my god it is so hot in this room I want to die. JJ. I WANT TO GO HOME THOUGH. AKDGHAKLJDGJDSGHASDG After this is a stupid community meeting and I don’t wanna go to it and usually I don’t mind community meetings but I just really don’t wanna go to it but what I do mind is spring intensive meetings and that is what is after that. AdkgHUKTHKADGKALGHASGOIAGAEGEIH PLEASE NO. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH BUT WHEN I GO HOME I HAVE TO DO SO MUCH HOMEWORK. AND THEN IT’S THE WEEKEND BUT IT’S NOT GONNA BE A VERY GOOD WEEKEND BECAUSE I HAVE TO DO SOME MUCH HOMEWORK AND OTHER UNPLEASANT THINGS AND AIHSDKGHAUISDGASGOWEGAWREGJK I WANT IT TO BE NEXT MONDAY. Kinda.
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A buncha hours later:
OH MY GOD GIRLS THIS WEEKEND IS GONNA SUCK. JASKGHLADKSGASJGHASDGH
I
WANT
MONDAY
NOW.
No wait actually I want…wait for it…..Sunday night aka the time that is usually my #1 unfave time of the week.
But you know what? I will survive somehow and then it will finally be Sunday night and I will be happy again for a while. Plus also there is enough awesome in yesterday and today that it makes the unawesome not as unawesome. You know>
Gagaksghaghasdkjghasdg why do I have so much trouble focusing on homework? It’s like I know there was a time in my life where I could do homework for more than 3 minutes at a time but I can’t remember what that time was like. Ok and it def doesn’t help to do homework at a time when I have nothing better to do like at school because I need to have distractions or I can’t do it. Akjdshgfadkjghasdgajskdghj Haha but you know what I absolutely 100% am physically unable to do? Do homework without listening to music. I really seriously cannot do that. Like I just CAN’T. CANNOT. GOODBYE.
Haha jj. Ok I have so much awesome stuff I could talk about but I’m not feelin it right now. I will just have this glug of a post for a glug of a day.
OH MY GOD GIRLS I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. THE LAST FEW DAYS I HAVE ACQUIRED A COLLECTION OF RANDOM PICTURES THAT I JUST HAVE STUMBLED UPON that relate somehow to us folks here at thegoblog. They are just like things that I’ve found while browsing the internet that I found accidentally. Ok there are 3 of them.
Ok that was two and now here is THE BEST PICTURE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE OH MY GOD.
OK IDEK IF GOB UNDERSTANDS THAT BUT KASJSDGHALKSGDLHSAGJKAGSAHSDGHJSAGASGHASDGJHGASKJGSAHGHJADGJASGJHSADG
Ok after 6 hours of taking half an hour long breaks every 3 minutes, I have finally finished my first assignment of my homeowkr. That was the hardest one though. But anyway. I am so done with this post.
oh wait the game
Mayb I will do more than one but for now I’ll only do one because I only know what the very next one is.
Ok. Favroite quote, eh? Well I have tons of favorite quotes. I love quotes. It’s so hard to pick but I will say that one of my favorite quotes of all time is from the book Extrememly Loud and Incredibly Close. It is this:
"Sometimes I can hear my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I’m not living.”
And you know what girl? I think I will just keep on doing the current fave/all time fave thing for these things. So anyway my fave quote of the mo is from Torchwood. It is this:
“Mobiles. Landlines. Tin cans with bits of string. Everything, absolutely everything. No phones, phones all broken. Hello, anyone there? No! ‘Cause the phones aren’t working!”
Hehe. Oh girl you know what is funny? You kow how the first quote is this eensy thing and the second one is this big glug of a thing? Well the second one I typed from memory and the first I had to look up.
-Hob
haha girl you were such a big glug in this post! jj haha
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