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Hey you Gs!!!
omg girls ok you know the song Promise by Eve 6? Well idk if gob knows it but para does. Ok in one part of it, it has really stupid lyrics. It's like
"Why you gotta keep the fan on high when it's cold outside?
Just wanna let you know that I'm still a fan- get it?"
What even? Is it just me or is that some really stupid lyrics? Ok anyway you know what I love? Ok you know how on like city buses and stuff they have these rope things and you pull on them if you want the thing to stop at the ext stop? Well I just love the fact that buses still have these things cuz they are obv things that were invented a long time ago becuase they are like these really simple things that do not use very advanced technology and so buses could prob have thought of something new to have in them by now but they just have these same ol' dealio bob. So that is what I like.
Hey now I'm gonna do that numbers thing again. I have not done the thing for exactly a month! Methinks I will put the numbers from last time in parentheses so we can compare.

Chipotle burritos this year: 7 (4)
Days until I graduate: 54(83)
Gmail drafts: 421 (287)
Itunes songs: 5522 (5072)
Times I said “girl” in this post: 2 so far plus one "g"
youtube faves: 559

Wow g. Ch ch ch ch changes. Turn and face the strange. Ch ch ch changes. DOn't wanna be a richer man.
JJ GIRL I WOULD LOVE TO BE A RICHER MAN OMG.

GIRL. ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MORE OF THE SONG PICS THINGS? WAIT BRB I NEED A SNACK
YUM I LOVE MY SNACK. OK OK.






Arrrrr that be them.

You have your answers:
1. The Lightning Strike - Snow Patrol
2. MFEO - Jack's Mannequin
3. Fix You - Coldplay
4. Feeling Good - idk
5. Why Do I Keep Counting? - The Killers

Ok ok now I will play our good ol game and again this will prob be the meat of the post but it will be good meat. jj cuz there is no such thing. it will be one of those delish veggie burgers from trader joe's. ok

Day 15 — A fanfic
omg girls i told ya about my bad experience w/ a fanfic right? well the other day i had a good experience with a fanfic! it was crazy! it was just this short little thing like prob like 400 words and omg IT WAS SO SAD. it came really darn close to makin me cry and it was really good. girl idg if we are supposed to share a fanfic that we've read or that we've wrote but i will write one for ya because that one is the only fanfic i have read really that i have liked but i can't share it with ya because para will not want it here and because it will spoil gob BIG TIME. ok ok.
Uh.
Ok this will be Arthur fanfic.

Once there was a man named Arthur. JJ he was a boy. He had a friend who was also a boy and this boy was named Buster Baxter or something. He really darn appreciated this boy friend. Buster had always had his back. But sometimes when Buster was around it gave Arthur some special tinglies in him. The tinglies were in his eyes because Buster was quite a sight to look at. Sometimes when Arthur and Buster were playing games in Arthur's treehouse, Arthur pondered about how he could poss turn Buster from being his boy friend to being his boyfriend. He never made a move though because his sister, D.W. was almost always there and how awkward would that be?
One day Buster announced to Arthur that he would be skipping town. JJ he would be moving. Arthur almost cried his eyes out but refrained because then he would have no eyes to lay upon Buster's beautiful long ears. But then he remembed that Buster was leaving so Arthur wouldn't be able to lay his eyes upon him anyway but he still didn't cry his eyes out because he knew he had to be strong.
Instead Arthur looked towards the skies. The sun was setting over the horizon and the sky burned brightly with shades or oranges and pinks. He felt like the sky was his heart, exploding from the pain into these viciously beautiful colors.
"How long have you got?" Arthur asked, choking back tears.
"About 2 minutes," Buster said. "We're leaving soon and I- I've gotta go pack." Nodding was all Arthur could manage.
"I don't even know what to say," Arthur said finally. Buster smiled nervously.
"You've still got D.W. then," Buster said, nodding towards the little girl in the distance.
"There's 5 of us now," Arhtur said. "Mom, Dad, D.W....and the baby." Buster's eyes grew wide. "You're not..."
"No," Arthur laughed. "It's mom." Then he said some stuff that Buster couldn't understand because Arthur had started crying. "Am I ever gonna see you again?" Arthur asked. Buster shook his head sadly.
"You can't.
"I-" Arthur wanted to say what he could have said long ago. What he should have said. He hated himself now for not saying it sooner. Would it have changed things if he had? Would Buster have stayed? Just then a voice like nails on a chalkboard filled the air.
"Buster!" Buster's mother called. "Time to come and pack!"
"Just a minute mom!" Buster said. He turned back to Arthur. "I gotta go. What was it you were gonna say?" Again, all Arthur could do was shake his head. "Ok," Buster said. "Well I've gotta go. I guess I'll see you around." And with that, he was gone.

Well girls that's that. I could write more but then it would have to go on for a long darn time. Mayb I will continue it next time. Would ya like that??

Day 16 — A song that makes you cry (or nearly)
Uh idk. The song I happen to be listening to right now kinda.
It is the song of "Doomsday" from the Doctor Who soundtrack...and there is no particular reason why I am listening to this song right now....
Nope.
Well here's a vid with the music and there is also a nice vid there that you can watch if ya want. idk.


Day 17 — An art piece (painting, drawing, sculpture, etc.)
What the? Girl idk if you are meaning one that I made or one that I just like or what. This could be any darn thing.
Ok here's one for ya:

Ya like that? I painted it all by myself. jj

Day 18 — Whatever tickles your fancy
WHAT. AGAIN. Ok i'm just gonna do another survye cuz they just plum tickle my fancy i say.

When is your half birthday?
It was 4 days ago aka 4/20! Haha

How old were you when you lost your first tooth?
idk i think i was in first grade or kindergarten or somethin.

Do you ever eat apples with peanut butter?
Sure.

Have you ever fallen asleep under the covers and woke up because it was suddenly hard to breathe?
Nope.

Do you think Ryan Sheckler is hott?
IDEK who that is

What is your least favorite number?
456!!!!!!!! omg girl i turned caps lock on so i could type that in caps but it didn't take obv. cuz it is numbers ok FOUR FIVE SIX

What is one thing that you cant stand?
Just one darn thing? Um um um spoilers

Who was the last person to slap your butt?
Wouldn't you like to know! Ha

Do you know any naughty words in another language?
Haha naughty words. Uh I guess

Are you good at jumping rope?
idk sure.

Can you unwrap a starburst with your tongue?
Kinda but the wrapper gets really soggy and junk

When was the last time you littered?
HELLO CARS

What was the last thing you stepped on by accident?
Harry Potter's face. jj that wasn't an accident

How many jumping jacks can you do in one minute?
g idk

When was the last time that you tripped over nothing?
idk

Ever climbed to the top of the stairs and realized you need to go back down?
all the time.

When was the last time you sneezed?
dk

What is your favorite thing to eat/drink when you are sick?
IDK.

Do you watch spanish gameshows?
NO.

How tall are you?
5'3.5

Do you prefer subway or quiznos?
IDC

What is one sport you wish you play?
QUIDDITCH

Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDC

Do you sniff sharpies or glue?
NO YOU GLUG

Do you think Chris Brown is hott?
IDK WHO THAT IS EITHER

How do you like your eggs?
Omeletted

Have you ever walked into a door, or wall right next to the doorway?
Sure

What is your favorite college sports team? Who and what sport.
NO.

What is one movie that you would want to be your life story?
IDK I HATE MOVIES. JJ. idk. Pooh's Grand Adventure

A, B, or C?
Uh. A

what is one swear that you find yourself saying alot?
A LOT IS TWO WORDS

Finish the lyrics: Oops I did it again.....
who do you think i am? i am not gob! idk all the words to that song like he does! jj i prob know more of the words than he does

If any animal could eat you which one would you want it to be?
A dinosaur because they are fictional so I would just be fictionally eated.

Ever had an ant farm?
No gross

Do you dig private school girls [in uniform of course]?
What. The.

Do you think burping is gross?
Yes para

What state do you want to play hopscotch in right now?
WHAT.

Ever licked a battery?
NO

Do you like to punch people?
you glug

Do you like to play with the hot wax from a candle?
The wax. It's dripping. I like it between my...fingers...I figured. Oh well. Goodnight.
WELL YES I DO I DID THAT LAST NIGHT

When making cookies, are you tempted to just eat the raw cookie dough?
IAHGALKJHGAJSDG I WANT SOME COOKIES RIGHT NOW OMG

Are you subscribed to any magazines at the moment?
no

What do you want to name your child? Boy and girl.
Merlin and Beyonce. Haha jj but that would be a riot.

When was the last time you considered yourself lucky? Why?
I've come across a lot of 10 dollar bills in my time. But when I think about my luck I only think of you

Are you one who dresses to impress?
Uh. What. No.

Do you like the taste of envelopes
Uh. What. No.

Can you name 5 brands of chewing gum?
Sure idk.

What kind of paper towels do you have in your kitchen?
the reg kind

What is one thing under your bed right now?
Lets have a little peekaboo. a cat

Ever had a crush on a teacher?
Yeah his name is Severus Snape. jj


Day 19 — A talent of yours
What. I have no talents. Ok ok. I am a master googler. Tell me something you need to find and if i can;t find it then it isn't on the internet. I think that will be my job. Like old rich people who aren't friends with the internet can pay me a hefty amount and I will find their junk.
OMG GIRLS IT IS A FEW HOURS LATER NOW AND I JUST DEMONSTRATED THIS TALENT BECAUSE ok so i was really really really impatient to watch Doctor Who today and normally I just either wait for it to be on tvshack or wait for someone else to find it but today I used my awesome googling power and found it by my very own self!!! And this time I saaved the link so I don't have to find it again for people 93893457345 times. AND I WATCHED IT AND AKGJDAKSHGAKHDGJKADG SO GOOD AND NEXT WEEK'S EP LOOKS SO GOOD OMG.
OK SORRY. I'M SORRY.

Day 20 — A hobby of yours
WUT. I don't have any hobbies. Uh. Going on the internet. Does that count. IDEG the meaning of hobby. Ok I looked up the definition and here it is "An activity or interest pursued outside one's regular occupation and engaged in primarily for pleasure." Yes. Definitely going on the internet.

Day 21 — A recipe
Ok this recipe was made up by our very own Pooh-bah. It's called "Pooh-bah's Soup" JJ idk what it's called. ok
Ingredients:
-Alphabet cereal
-Milk
-Pickles
-Maraschino cherries

1. Mix all ingredients together in a bowl
2. Serves chilled

Day 22 — A website
Uh. Ok. I will share a spec secret with you. It is not technically a secret though because the link to the thing is on my facebook page so you coulda gone to it anytime you pleasured and mayb ya have. But idk if you are famil with the website of Tumblr but it is like well idk how to explain it. Kinda like a cross between a blog and twitter and idk what else. But like yeah it's basically a blog but you can post piccies and videos and junk and you can follow other people and people can follow you and you can reblog other people and it is like what I have spent all my time doing for the last month. Well really I started using the thing like a year ago but I just started using it properly like a month ago. WELL ANYWAY HERE IS A LINK TO MY TUMBLR BLOG BUT HERE IS A WARNING AND IT IS THAT A LOT OF THE STUFF IS KINDA INAPROP BUT INBD Ok on the right side of it there is an arrow thing to see past entries. idk it is kinda hard to find. ok that is my website. oh girls you should use this site because it is great. ok. Haha I just heard the words of "Hey hey don't throw sticks at the car." Who in tarn would throw sticks at a car? idek
Oh and also ok so there's like a blog on this website for just about every single real person, fictional person, tv show, movie, inanimate object, etc that you can think of but there wasn't one for Santiago Cabrera and so I made on so here is the think to that one too. I just made it like 2 days ago though so there isn't much on there yet.
Ok one more round.

Day 23 — A YouTube video
Wow girl I just went to find a youtube vid and I tried to find one and I thoguht I found one but I decided not to go for t but then I saw a vid I wanted to watc in the recommended vids in that vid and then it kept on goin so now it is 84573859345 minutes later and I still have no vid to share.
Ok wow girl I was just lookin through my recent youtube faves and they are so darn ridiculous. idek.
ok ok i found one finally


GIRLS YOU KNOW WHAT I MISS? I MISS HAVING DREAMS. Ok like I just plum don't like sleeping, you know? Because it is a waste of my time. But at least if I remember my dreams then sometimes it makes sleeping worth it because sometimes oyu can have really amazing dreams that make your whole next day better. but kjdghaklghlasgasdg;g ok anyway.

OMG GIRLS. I have more of those pics to show ya that are like random things i find that accidentally relate to we fools
ok this one idk if gob will get but para sure will!!!

Ok there was really only the one. But i found another one that is really darn cute and technically relates to the gcs and junk.

THAT LITTLE GUY.

OK GIRLS I NEED IT TO BE FRIDAY AFTERNOON RIGHT DARN NOW
I LOVE MY JAMZ
I LOVE MY JAMZ
I LOVE MY JAMZ
I LOVE MY JAMZ
I LOVE MY JAMZ

AKJFHAKSGASDHG I REALLY JUST WANNA BE IN A COMA FOR THIS WEEK

OMG GIRLS WHY IN TARNATION WOULD YOU MAKE THE MOST BORING MOVIE IN THE WORLD BE 3 HOURS AND 28 MINUTES LONG. WHAT IN TARN?!?!? WELL NOW I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR AND A HALF TO FINISH THIS.

Ok you know what I realized? I realized that the letter G is a really important letter to the goblog and the gcs. Here are things that start with G:
Girl
Gob
Glug
Goblog
GC
Goosbag.

G that is crazy.

Ok now let's play a game where you go to wikipedia and go to the front page and you get 5 or less clicks to get the to page for hitler and you say all the things you clicked on.
Ok:
Earth
Humans
War
World War II
Hitler

Bingo!

Haha we could play that on the heroes wiki! We could do it for sylar. jj that would be too easy. how about uh idk. it's hard to think of a good thing cuz there are way less things on here. ok waffles:
Claude
Noah Bennet
Claire Bennet
West
Waffles

Well that ones not really a good one to keep doing. someone else think of one.

Ok that's all the time we have for today kids. TTYL glug bugs

Bye bye bye
-Hob