The Nightmare Begins

Hey girl whassup?
Welcome to my post! Girl I am so darn normal today because I went to bed at 11:00 last night and so I got 8 whole hours of sleep! Isn’t that crazy? I don’t like it. But I was so darn tired. Blehhhhh. But anyway, the point is that I am just a normal girl writing a normal blog post at school during lunch time! Bleh ok. So I did this thing where I loaded a show to watch today on megavid since I don’t have internet, but the prob is that teachers and junk keep walking by and I don’t want em to see it so I have to be sneaky and so I cannot enjoy the thing and it is prac my fave ep of one of my fave shows! Well I will wait till after lunch to watch the rest.

CHIPOTLE TODAY. JEWAGWAIGJAWIGWIAEGJGEAGIULWAGHKADLJGWIUEUWETIOWTHEIRHWEIUGHFWEHGWEUFWUEGHWEGUWUEGWUKEJJEIOWFJKNVJSDBMSJJKGJDHFAOWEIFHAOEHGRKJVNZBLLOPOIJFEFRQWEIURORUEJHFDSNJAKASDNGGWBNAIDSGHAGDJNGBAWEGFWAEGVIOPVJSSBWAVAIUWEBOPIQURIEWUBAVSDHAKJFIEWOHNJAKASDNGGWBNAIDSGHAGDJNGBAWEGFWAEGVIOPVJSSBWAVAIUWEBOPIQURIEWUBAVSDHAKJFIEWOHSDAJGBWQEENRBNWETIAWERUIAFBFBEWNFWGWAIGNVWSDO;IAWEAUTP[WEFKDSNVMBVBNXCVB,WEIOUWEPTOO

Ok let’s play a game called find words in that happy banging on the keyboard I did there. Ok I spy:
Jew
Wag
Jaw
Wig
Wet
Their
Awe
Bop
Aids
Too

That was fun.

Ok. Spring break is offic overs now. :( It was so darn great. Alright now I will tell ya some numerical infor about the thing:

3 containers of tracks ice cream eaten with help from Para
15-20 hours approximately spent waiting for the 54 mins of megavid to be over
23 song word/picture art things made
31 episodes of Torchwood watched AKA the entire series
25 hours spent watching these episodes not including the waiting time
58 plays of two Spice Girls songs
78923509285234 leaves raked


Now I will share with you a nice little list of pretty much all the songs I listened to during spring break. Well not all of them because there are many songs that I listened to once or twice or whatevs but those don’t count obviously.

Relax, Take it Easy – Mika
Long Distance – Turin Brakes
Undisclosed Desires – Muse
All I Want for Christmas is You – Mariah Carey
Where is My Mind? – The Pixies
Wannabe – Spice Girls
Stop – Spice Girls
The Scientist – Coldplay

Um.
What the?

Now finally I will show you a scary picture. It is of my mortal enemy over spring break:



Ahhhhhhhhh that is so scary!

Nowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat?

Haha. The now turned into the what.
OMG GIRLS. Ok you know the singer person that is named Lemon Demon? Well idk if gob does but para does. Here is a vid of a song that he sings and it’s like Noah’s fave song ever. Haha what a glug. The vid is really cool though.


Ok well you know potter puppet pals? Did you know that the lemon demon person and the ppp person IS THE SAME PERSON!?

I DID NOT.

Bleh ok I have a short list of things to talk about but it’s on gmail so I can’t get to it right now and I know there’s only 3 things on the list and 2 of them I have already talked about but I can’t for the life of my remember the third darn thing!

Well right now I will play the game. Ok my favorite movie, eh? Well my favorite movie of all time is this:

I first saw it just about exactly 3 years ago. It was at the beginning of spring break in 9th grade and I then watched it every single night during spring break. I have now seen the thing like 3295235 since then but not for a while. Here’s a trailer. The trailer is so darn great.


And uh...here's another version of the trailer!!!


But girls, I have a prob just saying one thing for some of these things because like I said, I’ve seen Moulin Rouge so many times and not in so long so it’s kinda gotten a tad old, you know? So I will also say my favorite movie at the mo which is def another of my favorite movies ever. It is this:


Here is the trailer although the trailer is not that great this time:
Ok it won't let me embed the thing so here's the link.

One of the man reasons why I like this movie is because it has pretty much no conflict in it. I think I’ve already talked about this maybe actually. Ok well anyway. That is that.

WHAT THE???

OK IT IS AFTER LUNCH NOW AND I WAS JUST STARTING TO WATCH MY SHOW AND THEN FOR SOME DARN REASON EVEN THOUGH IT IS ALREADY LOADED IT STOPPED AND SAYS IT IS BUFFERING BUT IT’S NOT DOING ANYTHING AND IT’S NOT GOING TO AKSGAJIGAWO;JIGIWAO;GHWIEGSADKJGASKHSDA;KGASOGIWJKDRJKFJDKGNADBNDFMNBKJDFBODIFBITOEWTROWEIGTJWISDLKVABMN. ZDBNZC.ZBNZBKJBPWIEOQWIORUQWPRUQOWIFKDMXZC,V NMCVNZXCMVSDKDKGH;AH;SJDFIWERW0OERPWERIIETOWEIRPQOEW[KFLJDFKJSAGHK

I
HATE
LIFE.
IT IS ONLY LETTING ME WATCH THE FIRST 13 MINUTES AND 22 SECONDS.

Bleh since we don’t have anything to do now I guess we will just have to play the finding words game again but this time it will be from the angry banging. on the keyboard.

Jig
Ask
Gas
Bit
Toe
Weight
Tow

Blehhh. Maybe I should watch the first 13 minutes and 22 seconds again. Nah.
Haha apparently word understands the meaning of banging angrily or happily on the keyboard because although I just accidentally typed “angrily” wrong and it put a red line under it, it did not do so for that nonsense above.

Uh. Girls. I just happened to notice that a Spice Girls song is accidentally my third most played song on itunes. WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT.

HAHA GIRL. Ok it is many hours later now. I just spent like 4 hours sitting in borders at the mall on my computer. AND I HAD CHIPOTLE. OH YES. But anyway, go here.

Alright girls, so because I’m so unexcited for this lost ep that’s starting in 1 min, I brought my computer down to do stuff on mostly during the commercials and I just now got a thinker called giving you a live commentary for it. So here we go. It’s beginning.

THERE ARE TOO REALLY UGLY PEOPLE IN THE SCREEN. WHAT WHAT WHAT. Desmond, obv; and that lady. You know her? Now there are 3 because Charles Wid is there and his head looks like a toe. But him and the lady’s ugliness combined do not begin to equal the ugliness that is Desmond Hume. Yay Desmond is angry! I love when he is unhappy. Bleh this is making me puke a little.
Hey Jin. Your hair still looks stupid.

What the pillow is going on? I haven’t really been paying attention cuz it’s so darn boring. OMG WHAT THE? DESMOND’S HAIR LOOKS
SO
DARN
UGLY.
Jdksgkjasdgjkasdkl is there going to be anyone else in this episde?
HAHA THEY ARE TYING HIM TO A CHAIR I THINK. THEY’RE ASKING HIM TO MAKE A SACRIFICE. I HOPE IT’S HIS LIFE.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HE JUST FELL OVER IN THE CHAIR ICQCML.
Bleh he’s not gonna die because he’s gonna be in the rest of the ep! Why couldn’t they have done this at the end of the ep so he could die?
HA THIS IS GREAT THOUGH.
What the?
Blehhhhhhhhh flashback time.
Gross Desmond touched Claire’s luggage. It is soiled forever. That poor lady.
How could it have been nice to meet him. Well Claire is such a nice glug. She must just be being polite but really her insides are exploding.
Haha Hume rhymes with fume.
WHAT THE?
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH MORE FLASHTHING?!?!!?
I CANNOT TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!
WHAT IS THIS WHAT IS THIS?
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Well anyway.
What the? Is this whole ep gonna be a darn flashthing?
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Girl, whatchoo doin? That poor, poor guy.
Ahhhhhh cute! I think? HAHAHAHAHAH I OPEN MY EYES AND THIS SODDING IDIOT IS STANDING THERE. Goos they are playin ma jam! Ha. Wait what just happened?? I’m so confused? How did that happen? Who was drivin that thing? What country are they in? HUH? WHAT IS GOING ON? Methinks this was all Desmond’s fault. Good going.
Ugh this is all gonna be one giant flash shebong. I HATE THAT. WHY DO THEY ALWAYS DO THAT WITH THE MOST STUPID AND UGLY AND ANNOYING PEOPLE?
GROSS WHAT THE? WHY WOULD YOU MAKE DESMOND WEAR THAT? GIRL THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I’VE EVER SEEN. HIS LEGS ARE SO NASTY. EWWWW GIRL I’M GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES. I HOPE HE DIES IN THERE. Haha he looks like a glug. What a stupid nasty glug. Haha Jack. GROSS DESMOND HAS A NASTY THING ON HIS FOREHEAD. IT’S NASTIER THAN JACK’S FOREHEAD AND IT’S NASTY BECAUSE DESMOND’S FOREHEAD IS NASTY ANYWAY.
Hey mambo. Mambo italiano. Hey mambo. Mambo italiano. Hey mambo. Mambo italiano.
There’s gonna be another blackout, apparently. Wow. This guy on the news looks like someone from something. Haha IDK who are where.
Bleh it’s back. Ugh that lady is so scary looking. Ooops I forgot to pay attention. Haha Daniel Widmore. This is weird. Haha I keep thinking people are gonna be like Do you believe in love at first sight? and then tell Desmond that they love him. But then I remember that it is desmond they are talking to and no one would love that ugly glug. Wait, what? There are 6 minutes left? Huh? I thought there would be at least half an hour left which doesn’t make sense even because this episode is so boring but I guess I haven’t really been paying attention but whaaat nothing has even happened in it. Huh? Oh for a sec I thought Desmond said she was his half sister. Oh man. The stadium. You are so clever, Lost. AHHHHHHHHH I Desmond walked up to me and asked me if I was hob and then took a creepy step towards me and told me his name I would RAN THE HECK OUTTA THERE FASTER THAN A SPEEDY GONZALES. Haha. Desmond’s talent is vital to their mission. Moulin Rouge joke! And really inaprop and nasty joke! Wow I am bein so immature today. Argh I thought we were done w/ the flash. Haha she shook his hand and he fainted. WHAT A GLUG. I can’t believe she didn’t escape during that time! Girl I just remembed that most of the world are huge desmond/penny fans. That is revolting. Desmond made a really scary face just now. Idg what he is gonna do. Haha I spy Michael. Since when do they always put songs with words in the promos. Wait wait wait. Did they tell us how many eps are left? DID THEY? IDK. IF THEY DIDN’T THEN THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END.

Well that was a horrible ep.

Ok. Now philo quests.

Warning: A few of these questions I accidentally answered on Sunday night in the wee hours of the morn when I hadn’t gotten any sleep and was in a very weird mood and they are just a few random questions scattered throughout the group cuz I didn’t do the things in order. The rest I am doing now on Tuesday morn.

1. What are you?

Sad.
Haha get it? It's like you think the question is asking what kind of noun you are but it very well could be asking what kind of adjective you are.

2. Girl, wassup?

What is up is 3295235730427523485 hours of homework girl, since it is 2:01 AM on the Sunday of spring break and I haven't started the junk and I am not in the mood for that junk at the mo so it'll have to wait a few hours more.

3. If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
Youuuuuuu want
Three wishes
One to
Fly to heavens
One to
Swim like fishes
And then
One you’re saving for a
Rainy day

Haha what would a hob’s philo answers be if she didn’t sing songs for half of the answers?
Alright but really. I would wish for unlimited Chipotles of course; the powers of regeneration and telekinesis; and uh girl idk what else. Ok.I would wish for travellin’ with the Doctor.


4. If you kill your future self, is that suicide?
Well...I guess it is because according to the very reliable source called "Wikipedia", suicide can be defined as "the intentional killing of oneself". And if you kill your future self, it is you, right? And so as long as it is intentional, it seems that it is suicide. PLUS, it's not like you're killing some other person. It's like if you kill your future self then you, your past/present self is going to die at that time in the future, assuming the laws of time travel are the way they should be and not the stupid Heroes and Lost and stuff version so you are killing your past/present self, but it would just take a while. Like if you drank some poison intentionally that takes a very long time to kill you.

Ha that was an actual philo answer, just about, unlike most of my other ridiculous answers. But I guess this was an actual philo quest, unlike most of the other ridiculous quests. Jj. They are all philo quests of course!

5. Who died?

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ALL MY DARN FAVORITE CHARACTERS

6. What is the greatest thing you'll ever learn?

The greatest thing...you'll ever learn...is just to love, and be loved...in return.
The Moulin Rouge. A nightclub...a dance hall and a bordello.
THE MOULIN ROUGE!
Ruled over by Harold Zidler
Alright girls no more. But I wish I I still knew all that from my mind. I had to look it up. :(

7. Star Wars or Star Trek?
Star Trekkin' across the universe.
Well I used to like Star Wars more. I still prob like it but I haven't seen it in 19024238572 years.

8. Are you comfortable with morally gray?
Nah, there is too much white in morally gray. I only am comfortable with morally BLACK.
JJ. Maybe

9. Is there gonna be another blackout?
Well what I was going to say at first was that I don’t know the answer to this because I haven’t watched the last few episodes of FlashForward. Why have I not, you wonder? Well I will tell you. It is because I that show is not my fave really. Why is it not my fave, you wonder? Well I will tell you. It is because I don’t really like any of the characters, you see. My favorite thing about shows are the characters so why would I watch a show if I don’t like any of the characters? That’s why I don’t like Heroes anymore really, since my two favorite characters are dead. But at least there is still a character on that show that I like and his name is Peter Petrelli though idk if it is worth it. Well anyway, I what I was going to say is that I don’t know how I am supposed to know if there is gonna be another blackout because I haven’t watched that show.
But of course that is not true is what I was gonna say next, because I have seen the commercial for this show a thousand times too many, unfortunately and in the thing the guy who is definitely Richard but claims he is not says this thing in a really annoying voice. IDK why they would put that mayb big spoiler in a commercial. But then again…I can’t really say for sure that this info is realiable because in promos they ALSO TAKE THINGS SO DARN OUT OF CONTEXT. ADGHLASGJDSKJGSAHKDGHLDSAG;OAS;DGASG
I
HATE
THAT.
Ok I guess my answer is this: Probably but it’s hard to tell for sure.
But wait. Are we talking about IRL? To this I will say who could know. Because there has not been even one blackout IRL so how could there be another?
Ok this was one of the last questions I am answering and most of my answers are shortish so far so I thought I’d through in a nice long curveball.

10. Will we be alright left alone tonight?
Girl I wish I knew! I have listened to that song 52 times apparently and every time they have failed to answer that question, just ask it a couple o’ times.


11. HOW MUCH DO YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?
Well I am confused about whether you are para or jack. If you are para then I love ya, girl!
But I would still rather kill ya than the Doctor.
But if you are jack then NOT ONLY DO I NOT LOVE YOU BUT I DO NOT LIKE YOU AND NOT ONLY DO I NOT LIKE YOU BUT I DO NOT TOLERATE YOU AND NOT ONLY DO I NOT TOLERATE YOU BUT I LOATE YOU.
I would rather kill ya than the Doctor too.

12. Are you him?
Gross girl. If I was him then I would be John Locke or Jack or something. Well idk if I would because icr if those people were actually him but even if I wasn't one of those people but I was him, then I would have to be Desmond's replacement I think GROSS AND THEN I WOULD PROB LIKE HAVE TO SLEEP IN HIS BED WHERE HE SLEPT AND LIVE IN THAT STINK HOLE AND PRESS THAT NASTY GREASY BUTTON ALL THE DARN TIME.

13.Why is this night different from all other nights?
Well it will be so darn different from the last 8 nights or whatev because I will be staying up all night doing homework instead of staying up all night watching 5 episodes of Torchwood. Bleh.

14. What lies in the shadow of the four-toed statue?
…the ocean?

15. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Gary the snail!
Cute and little and slimy is he!
Gary the snail!
If meowing and adjfkadgj is something you wish
Gary the snail!
Then gfadgasgsdgds
Gary the snail!
Gary the snail!
Gary the snail!
Gary the snail!
Gary the
Snail!


Finally, here's a little song me and para made up today when we were sittin' at the mall for 4 hours. Sing to the tune of.
So when you're happy
Goosbag!
Or sad
Aw girl!
Or excited
Goosbag!
Or mad
Arrrrrgh
Or disgusted
Blehhhhhh
Or glad
Goos!
An interjection starts a sentence right


Oh and I am working on some more of those song pics things so I will have another batch fresh outta the oven sometime!

Ok here is my schedule for the night:
9-10: Find jamz
10-11ish:Finish the episode I didn’t get to watch earlier
11ish-12ish: Maybe watch a Doctor Who ep
12ish: possibly start my homework

OH! I am lookin' forward to hearing from a company man tomorrmorr!

Darn! That's the end!
-Hob