Hey girls! I bet you were expecting there to be a goblin today! JJ because a goblin was obviously not expecting a goblin today! And a parasite was not either because she was right plum there when I texted a goblin asking him if he would switch days with me!
Well remember when I said I was gonna have an AWESOME post on Saturday? Well I decided to go today, Friday, instead so that AWESOME post could be the 50TH DARN POST!!!!! Wow, 50 posts seems like a lot! And 50 days seems like a lot. But really it’s not, because if you think about it, you realize that it’s less than 2 darn little months. Well anyway, I just wanted this post to be the 50th post because it will be a really AWESOME post, so it can just be like a nice little celebration and junk! Alright girls, this post is going to be jam-packed with so much funballs! Well first I need to have a discussion with gob. Gob, in my last post I forgot to talk about the winter drums picture you shared with us. Girl, that was really special to see because it was like when you read a book and then you see a movie based on that book. It’s like I know you had explained what winter drums was actually like, but even after you explained about it being in a gym and junk, I still had a really clear picture in my head of what it looked like, and that picture (whoa I typed the word picture when I heard the word picture. WHY IN TARN DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME???!!) in my head is really diff than the pic that you showed to us.
Well anyway, more about the 50 post shebong actually. 50 darn posts! Wowzers! We are almost 1/7 of the way to 365 posties! 50 is 2.78 times how old I am! 50 is 4.5454545454545 times how old Noah is! 50 is just a little bit older than John Locke, probably!! 50 is 1/100 of the amount of songs I have in itunes! 50 is the number of states we have in this darn country! 50 is 2 less than the number of weeks in a year! 50 is the number of fingers I would have if I had 5 hands! In other words, girl, 50 is a lot.
Man girl, it is really difficult to be writing this thing because I am at school right now and there is no wireless internet today at this dumb place and so I have to be writing this thing right plum in my list-of-things-to-talk-about-in-this-post document! Also I knew that there wasn’t going to be any internet today, so I copied a bunch of information that I would need into this document, but I forgot a bunch of stuff. So what I’m going to have to do is put in some placeholders for stuff that I need the internet in order to plum talk about!
This will be where I analyze some of Para’s quizzie results:
Well para, I know you don't know who it is, but I just can't believe you got the result of The Master, because he's just this darn really really really evil little guy. He's really awesome though. But at the same time I can believe it because of, for example, what you got for the "Does Sylar like you" quizzie. But here is what I really don't get...I don't get your results for the soda quiz. I mean I would understand if it just told you that you were that kinda soda and didn't give a description, because you iz a fan of root beer, but it was so crazy because first I was reading the description for The Master and it was all like, you are really manipulative and evil and blah blah blah, and then I read the root beer shebong and it was like "You are ultra sweet and innocent" and then I made a face like this :S.
So anyway, just something I noticed.
This will be where I explain some mysteries that you may have always wondered about a hobbit:
What is so special about hobbits?
Well, we hobbits are shorties, so we can be really slippery. That is spec. Also, hmmm. We really love Chipotle. How special!
Why am I always so itchy?
Haha. Girl that is just something that is unspecial about hobbits I guess. But haha girl, the other day I realized that I am plum complaining about different parts of my body in GCs. Like not just itchness but also pain and stuff like that. Ah well.
What is my fake middle name?
Sorry, girl. Some mysteries are better left unsolved.
What do I hate Sylar so much?
Remember that time he killed Isaac?
Why do I hate Desmond so much?
Remember that time he killed Charlie?
Why do I hate Elle so much?
Remember that time she gave Petey a haircut? Well an also she's SO DARN OBNOXIOUS, especially to Petey and also she's really mean to Petey and OH GIRL I bet she was really obnoxious and mean to Adamy too!
Why am I mean sometimes?
Well sometimes things are mean to me, such as a para, Sylar, Desmond, and Elle, and so I have to be mean back or I will continue to feel many unpleasant feelings inside of me.
Where does a hobbit go when she BRBs?
She goes potty, she watches vids, she gets some grub, she takes a shower, or she plum just doesn't go anywhere and she just wants the subject being discussed to be changed.
Do hobbits REALLY like bread?
Would I get a tattoo of something that I don't REALLY love???!
What does hobbit look like?
Short and beautiful.
This will be where I talk about how great today is (I could talk about it right now but I don’t want to junx the day or whatevs. Haha wouldn’t it be funny if I came back to writing this thing a few hours later and I was like GIRLS, THIS DAY SUCKS. But I am willing to sacrifice that hilariousness for a goodie of a day please):
DARNITALL DARNITALL DARNITALL I PLUM JINXED IT! I HATE LIFE. Well it's jsut that this one thing that was going to be the best part of the day didn't happen. :( I almost felt like deleting this section and you would never know but I will just say some other good things about this day:
*It's Friday
*I had a few news jamzies
*I get to watch the darn Being Human s1 finale! I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!
And now………this will be where I post a review of my darn least favorite episode of Heroes, which I have not watched for my punishment yet, but which I will watch when I get home and girls, I have decided that I am going to review the thing WHILE I’m watching it, but I will make sure to explain to you what scenes I am talking about so you don’t go :S and stuff:
Heroes episode 1x19 “.07%”
I kinda like this thing at the beginning w/ Linderman talking and junk. IDK why. WHOA GIRL HOLD ON ONE DARN SEC. I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS IS THE FIRST HEROES S1 EP THAT I’VE SEEN IN MONTHS AND IT’S MY DARN LEAST FAVORITE EPISODE!! Arrrrrrrrrgh. Okay. Back on track. Haha Candace is being Claire and she gets to be older than she normally is because Candaace is actually just a youngster! Girl it’s really difficult to wtch the ep and type on here at the same darn time. Ah well. Goosebag I figged out how to do it!* I’m just gonna put some astericks and then you can look at the end of the review and see piccies and vids about things I am talking about. Well I just did a really bad job of what I’m talking about but I’m trying to watch the darn ep! Stop distracting me! Alright now there’s a scene w/ HRG and Thompson. It’s a snoozer. Haha it’s Nathan now! I haven’t seen that fool in forevs! He is talking with Lindy. I don’t really have much to say about it right plum now. “A few things.” Alright I just figured that I would throw random quotes that I hear in here since we do that when we GC and watch eps. AHHHHH I SEE SOME COMPANY FOOD! I spied some carrots and some celery or something. GROSSSSSS MATT LOOKS SOOOOOOO DARN NASTY IN HIS COMPANY CLOTHES. BLECH! BLECH! BARF! GROSS! What a darn fool Matt is though. So is HRG. Haha I hate him too, Matt. Blargh! More Lindy and Natey. What a snore. “We all have our roles to play in the events to come.” Girls have you ever seen this really cool promo or this ep? I will find it after the ep.** But anyway that quote is in the promo. Haha apparently I’m only quoting things that Linderman says. But I only said this one because it remembed it from the promo. Ugh this scene is boring me to tears! Shut up already! What in tarn?! More HRG and Matt?! Isn’t there any one darn else in this ep? I just don’t even have anything to say about this PETEY!!!!!!!!!!!! Finally! We love that little guy. HAAAAAAAA MOMO ON THE CEILING! Nooooooooo we hate Sylar! NOOO TIM!!!!! :( KILL HIM! KILL SYLAR. That was so cool when Petey went invisible! Momo you big giant glug! Don’t just lie around like a giant claude! Stop that big glug named Sylar! Now look what you’ve gone and done, Momo. You’ve killed Petey! Hey Claire, whassup. Hey Angie, I hate ya. Awwww Claire must be so disappointed that Petey is her uncle. I can see it in her eyes. Angela looks like a raisin. Wow this commentary is so darn long so far and we’re only 15 mins into the ep! This might be the longest post evs. Nooooooo Sylar is alive. Haha “The list. Nooo. NOOOOO” Angry angry angry angry angry angry man! “NO BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD MAN YOU PUT THAT DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU HUMONGOUS CLAUDE FACE.” AHHHHH I HEAR ISAAC’S VOICE THOUGH! AHHHHH I SEE ISAAC’S FACE THOUGH! Girl I really like this scene actually. Isaac’s sketchbook looks like art class sketchbook. Awesome. Noooooo the scene is over. Hey Jessica! Hey DL! I guess there are other people in this ep after all. Tons o’ people. Jessica’s a giant fool. Ugh more Matt. Thank god e put on a jacket over that shirt that looks so nasty on him. But I wish he could get some diff pants. Haaaaaaaa Ted’s hair looks so darn foolish. And Ted is acting so darn foolish. Wuh oh. They’re in troubtroub now. Angie’s house is so blackie and whitey! Yeah get outta here Momo. No one likes you. Momo looks disgusted. He is prob disgusted with himself. I sure would be if I were him. Jessica what in tarn is with your hair, girl? Haha fearsome Jessica. Wow I’m still writing this in a word doc, even though I’m home now and this thing is a whole page long so dar. More of this Matt business. Haha “I don’t know what he’s saying.” GOOD ONE MATT. I kinda like this sccene. Ted is awesome in it. JJ he’s not that awesome. But he’s about as awesome as a man like Ted is going to get. Haha “I don’t have a life.” How in tarn is Petey supposed to die then, Nathan, if he’s not supposed to die THIS way. Hi piece of glass. Whassup, girl? Goosebag! He’s alive! Haha playing with the darn piece of glass. Ooops I accidentally started actually watching the scene because it’s a goodie I guess and so I forgot to say stuff. But anyway it’s a cute little scene with Petey and Nathan. Aw girl I remember the days when we thought Angela didn’t know about the powers business. I miss those days. HRG’s HRGs are so HR. Haha. Matt is such a fool making a fool out of HRG. Wow can you imagine calling HRG anything other than HRG? That’s so weird! Hey Micah. Nice to see ya. Not really. He’s so little. Haha. When you’re little. Hi Candace. Haha Candace just got to be someone so much older than her! Momo is so nasty. IDG how people find that attractive. This scene is so NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NONONONONONONONONONOONONONONONONONON
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
GIRL I’M DYING
I DON’T WANNA WATCH THIS SCENE
I HATE OYU SYLAR YOU ARE SO UGLY
DIE DIE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE..
DFGAIUSGFHWAOEGJ;AWGTFA;GASGTFWAIESGGTUE
SYLAR IS SO OBNOXIOUS IN THIS SCENE
HE IS IRRITATING ME SO DARN MUCH
SHUT UP SHUT SUP SHUT UP
YOU BIG GIANT MEANIE
IIIIIIIII HAAAAAAAAAAAATE YOUUUUUUUUUU
GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE GO DIE
EWAGT;ATGUJ;WAEOJT;OWAETFJW’AE;GFOWEGFHJSEGSADGHGGF
BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH
FYOOSH IT’S OVER
GIRL THAT WAS NO GOOD
HI PIECE OF GLASS. YOU ARE NOT AS FUNNY ANYMORE. Okay no more caps and no more enter button. Well, here is another scene. It is Nathan and Claire. They are having a heart to heart. Haha. “She warms up. Sort of”. Nah, girl, she does not. Hugs are not good, you fool Claire.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FORGOT ABOUT THIS SCENE
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
I JUST HATE THIS SCENE SO DARN MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW
SYLAR THAT IS SUCH AN UGLY PAINTING. IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE BY A 5 YEAR OLD. HAHA I AM STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS SCENE EVEN THOUGH IT HAS MOVED ON TO HIRO.
Wow is this the end of the ep already? Girl I guess it is. I hate Hiro. I hate Ando. BUT MOSTLY I HATE SYLAR. You fools. Shut up.
YES IT’S OVER.
I guess that’s what I get for unleashing a punk hob upon the world.
*
Haha it's that darn fool HRG!
** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OyYMbgRplk
Oh…gob…me and para have decided that you HAVE to do the review as a commentary like I did, probably, because you could just write a review of an ep without watching it again, but if you do it this way then we know that you are actually watching the thing. Ok. Good.
Wow wasn’t that exciting? Okay, speaking of exciting, here is something that you fools might LOVE. When I planned this post, the two main things that were going to make it exciting were the review and a thing I have not talked about yet. But then yesterday I made an AWESOME discovery, so now there is going to be a little treat for ya! But first I am going to explain it to ya. So what I found is this drabble fanfic generator. If you don’t know, a drabble is a really really really short story. I think it’s technically supposed to be like 300 words or something like that. Or maybe 100. But I think people usually just consider it to be like less than 1000, even though to me that seems to be pushing it. But anyway, this is basically like a mad lib except 10,000 times better. You just plop in the names of two characters that you want to have a relationship and you put in some nouns and adjectives and extended metaphors and junk like that, and it gives you something like:
Mohinder paced sneakily back and forth. Gooey dread filled his heart. Matt should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my slimy love, Mohinder thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Matt had been taken hostage by Hot Tongue, a supervillain who had the city in a state of nasty terror. Mohinder fainted dead away, like a sheep navigates a pirate ship through the stormy and deserted waters of the cold, cold sea.
When he came to, there was a bump on his toe and the gooey dread had returned. "Matt, my fat honey bunny," he cried out mysteriously. "What is Hot Tongue doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing quickly as he kissed him in the leg.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, Mohinder remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 gooball muskrats, then whatever you wish for will come true.
Mohinder ordered in a supply of gooball and set to work, folding muskrats until his toe was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last muskrat when Matt walked in the front door.
"Matt!" Mohinder screamed and threw himself into Matt's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 gooball muskrats and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in bed. He kissed Matt slowly on the leg.
"Actually," Matt said, pulling away sleepily, "I was rescued by the Spicy Slime. He's a new superhero in town." Matt sighed. "And he's really chubby."
The gooey dread came back. "But you're sexy to be back here with me, right?"
Matt checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Spicy Slime for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay Indian, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.
Mohinder choked back a sob and started folding another muskrat. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
Girls wasn’t that great? Here are my two favorite lines:
“Matt, my fat honey bunny” and
“Stay Indian, baby.”
Wowzies. I could spend hours doin this thing. You can generate tons of diff stories with the same people and words plus also there a bazillion different couple that I could do. I suggest you girls give it a try!
Ooooooh I just thought of a quickie thing that I can talk about that doesn’t require the internet or any of that junk. Actually nvm, I have to go to math in a minute, but I will talk about it after lunch or something.
OK I’m back but actually I have something else to discuss first of all!! I just finished having lunch, you see, and it was like the most exciting lunch I’ve ever experienced. Actually not, I used to have a lot of exciting lunches in 10th grade, but it was the most exciting lunch I’ve seen in years. Ok I’m not talking about my actual LUNCH, like the food I ate. I did eat this pretty tasty frozen meal from Trader Joe’s, but the exciting stuff is the junk that happened during lunch. Wow okay I just wrote out this GIANT thing explaining what happened, but then I realized that I’d rather just do a quick summary and then explain it to para later because it will mostly only be interesting to her. But basically this weird kid named Kenna was trying to run away and my friend Andreas went to go save him and meanwhile my friend Naomi went into the bathroom and there’s this one stall that always seems to be locked these days and she said that it was locked again and she thinks that there are two junior high girls that are always doin some stuff in there. So then some people went to investigate that. Wow this is still a pretty long paragraph even though I just gave a teeny tiny little summary.
ANYWAY…the thing that I was going to talk about is that for quite some time now, I have been wanting to start writing a new novel, because that is what I like to do and I don’t want to work on any of the nano novels because they suck. But I haven’t really had an idea for what to write about, but last night after an interesting discussion at dinner about astronomy and such, I got an idea to write a story about how the sun dies or something and then because the sun is approximately 8 light minutes away, the people on earth have 8 minutes to get the heck out of there or something. And the whole novel would possibly take place within 8 minutes, plus there might be a prologue and an epilogue, and maybe some flashback type junk or something. IDK.
Wowwie this crazy thing happened where I accidentally dragged a song from itunes into this word document, and then it put this little icon in the document, and when I clicked on it, it began to play the song in itunes! Girl, that’s crazy.
Alrighty roo! Now it’s time for our final junk. Now, as you know, I spend quite a bit of time on the internet. And you fools, well, idk about you but I get a feeling somehow that you guys might spend a small amount of time on the internet perhaps. Am I right? Well if so, then I’m sure you are aware of some of the internet meme things. If you dk what I’m talking about, then the best way that I can think of to explain is to say that they are like big old…inside jokes…of the internet. Haha. An example that I’m sure you know of is the lolcats thing. Well what I decided to do, was take some pop(ular internet memes and create GC/goblog versions of them! Also I might point you in the direction of examples and origins of these things and junk like that. Enjoy!
(IDK if the pics will look fantastic right in the post, but click on them if you can't see em that well and you will get a better view)
Info:
Wikipedia entry about the original poster
A little info about the meme itself
Ragegob
Info
Sneaky advice goblin
Info about the first type of these things
Then there were a bunch of spin off type things. Here's an example
And we'll all float on, okay
Info
Now all that's left is quizzies! Wow, gob you are going to have a ton of quizzies to do next time, since you failed to do any at all in your last post.
Well...THANK GOD that Sylar doesn't like me. But NTYT for Sylar killing me. Can't there just be a nice little result where like sylar hates you, you hate sylar, end of story? Girl, a lot of the questions in this quizzie made me really nauseated though.
Take this quiz here
Tehe. Now go here!
Guess I'm leaving, I'M GONE
-Hob
p.s. I COULDN'T FIND A DARN TITLE. I LOOKED THROUGH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THE THINGS THAT WE CAN GET TITLES FROM. So "Escape" is referring to the escape that Kenna tried to make. Ha.
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