Slow Burn

hello thou craven beef-witted pumpions!

i just though you should know that our last two posts have been such a suckfest and its all you frothy guts-griping boar-pigs' fault. except this post might accidentally be a suckfest two because my comp is broken so i have to use the wii. and right bow i am just using the wiimote because i just love the sound that it makes but

it

is

so

slow.

ok thou saucy flap-mothed dewberries, i think im gonna use the keyboard now. this is too slow...

oh droning elf-skinned lewdsters! it still makes the sound even with the keyboard! except it is even more awesome because i can go so fast! and the letters still get really big on the screen and it looks so cool! i wish you weedy toad-spotted horn-beasts could see this!

ok...what to say, what to say? hmm there is like nothing to do without a computer in this house. i am so bored out of mind. you don't even know. idk what i should even talk about in this darn blog post actually because i don't have my hand list. that is a sure shame.

hmmmm...

ok i will tell you a story.

once upon a time there was a goblin. he was green. he green all the time. it was a well known fact that he was green. then, one day, he died. he turned orange. the end.

oh thou reeky boil-brained canker-blossoms, that was a sad story. im sorry a little bit. jj abrams that story is not true because it has not happened yet. but most likely it will happen at some point in time.

ok hold on thou lumpish fen-sucked pigeon-eggs. brb

ok back.

now i am going to do that thing that hob did. even though i have done that so many times before, i will do it again.

1. psycho- puddle of mudd
2. daddy's eyes- the killers
3. love and peace or else- u2
4. don't feed the plants- little shop of horrors
5. love you madly- cake
6. star trekkin- the firm
7. infra-red- placebo
8. song to say goodbye- placebo
9. all these things that i've done- the killers
10. nowhere fast- head automatica
11. the killing lights- afi
12. love like winter- afi
13. monsters- matchbook romance
14. space travel- yellowcard
15. tranquilize- the killers
16. hysteria- motion city soundtrack
17. welcome home- coheed and cambria
18. point of extiction- motion city soundtrack
19. holding out for hiro- the great luke ski
20. midnight show- the killers

well that was fun. now what?

oh yes i can do this special thing. its like you list like 12 characters and then you answer questions.

1. sylar
2. peter
3. claire
4. hrg
5. matt
6. hiro
7. tracy
8. gretchen
9. angela
10. lydia
11. isaac
12. elle

-Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
no i don't believe i have. nah i think that would be weird because isaac is waaaay out of hiro's league.

-Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
eeeewwwwww! no way! that's disgusting! not hot at all!

-What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
O.o that is not possible...

-Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
does "rec" mean "recall"? well if it does then i think i can rec two. one involved her death, and the other involved something that is not approp for this blog.

-Would Two and Six make a good couple?
no. they would probably fight over who gets to save the world or something. plus peter is waaaay out of hiro's league.

-Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
hahaha! hmm i'd say five/ten because lydia is probably just more of a...um... willing partner.

-What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
she would probably not care. she'd be like "you're doing it wrong." and then leave or idk.

-Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
claire didn't want to join the carnival...until she met the tatoo girl. then everything changed.

-Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?.
haha i don't think so but that would be pretty funny.

-Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
hmm how about "water conducts electricity"

-What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
im just not going to answer this question because i can't stop puking/laughing

-What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
uuuuuuum idk

-If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
haha idk. oh wait (say that like peter) that one that is like "i kissed a girl blah blah blah."

-If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
warning: fic contains a violent death of an asian.

-What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
stop asking me questions about that fool! idk. wait i know. "if you let me borrow your power, i'll let you see my deepest desires..." get it? because both those things involve touching? ok nvm.

welp done with that. that was kinda fun i guess.

oh thou paunchy rup-fed miscreants, idk what to do now.

actually i do. its called end this blog post because i am bored of it.

goodbye thou spleeny tardy-gaited strumpets.

also, if you were not aware of this already, i have been throwing shakespearean insults at you the entire blog post. haha