demetri

Hey gs.

Well there was a thunderstorm here too so idk what to tell you bro.

Happy birthday Sam!!!!!!

Okay here's 50 things I'd rather be doing that watching the Supernatural episode on Friday.

1. Killing for sport
2. Having Sam's belated birthday party
3. Watching RuPaul's Drag Race
4. Watching a good episode of Supernatural
5. Swimming
6. Hitting the town
7. Riding an elevator up and down
8. Punching myself in the face
9. Punching Cass in the face
10. Punching Misha in the face
11. Punching Phi Phi in the face
12. Meeting Sharon Needles
13. Loving a cat
14. Living life to the fullest
15. Diabolical laughter
16. Praising Satan
17. Giving birth
18. Find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow
19. Slaughtering goats
20. Dancing to the beat of my heart
21. Mexican Fiesta
22. Eating pencils
23. Taking a math test
24. Playing Minecraft
25. Chewing on butterflies
26. Scuba diving
27. Crying about Sam and Dean's love
28. Biting the necks of the innocent
29. Winning RuPaul's Drag Race
30. Eating ice cream
31. Sashay, shantay, diva on the runway
32. Milking a cow
33. Mocking orphan children
34. Playing Taboo
35. Getting married
36. Open heart surgery
37. Paper mache
38. Testing zippers for functionality
39. Drinking windex
40. Joining the military
41. High speed chase
42. Wizard duel
43. Moving to Halloweentown
44. Saving the bumblebees
45. Doing karate
46. Bricklaying
47. Marching to the beat of a different drum
48. Winning the lottery
49. Envying dead people
50. Bowling

Here's a picture I drew of Sam, Dean, Sharon Needles, and a cat.

How to draw a good picture

You will need:

*Some sort of surface such as surface such as paper, the skin of a man, a stone tablet, the side of a building, etc.

*Some sort of writing utensil such as a pencil, crayons, markers, human blood, etc.

*A good heaping of artistic talent

1. Think about the best things in life. If you can think of four good things, you're on the right track.

2. Those four things are the things you want to draw.

3. Before you start drawing, consider your canvas. 

4. Ask yourself these questions: How big do I want to draw this? What colors should I use?  How pornographic should I make it?

5. Once you can answer these questions, start drawing.

6. To being, position the tip of your writing utensil on your canvas and get a feel for it.

7. Imagine what you want the drawing to look like in your head. Think about how the things you are drawing actually look like.

8. Use astral projection to visit these things in your mind. 

9. Return to your body.

10. Let the spirits guide your pen across the page.

11. A good drawing should take approximately 90 days to completion. An excellent drawing won't be finished in your lifetime.

12. When the drawing is complete, view it from all angles.

14. You may need to taste it to see if its good.

15. Enjoy the fruits of your labor.