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Hey gs!

Today was a day.

This cat wants to smell everything.

In case there are any curious Goblins out there, the news yesterday was that Sharon Needles is America's Next Drag Superstar.

Speaking of Sharon Needles, Gob, I'm glad you asked why I like Sharon Needles because it gives me an excuse to speak more about Sharon Needles.

• Basically Sharon Needles is the best person ever.
• Sharon Needles is better than you and everyone you know and everything you aspire to be.
• Sharon Needles has a cute little face.

• Sharon Needles does everything perfectly.
• Sharon Needles has the best name.
• Sharon Needles gives good advice.

• Sharon Needles can do no wrong.
• Sharon Needles doesn't need a million gifs to explain how awesome she is but will have them anyway.
• Sharon Needles is always right.

• Sharon Needles hates Phi Phi almost as much as I do.
• Sharon Needles is awesome and hilarious and inspiring.
• Sharon Needles is just the best ugghhhhhh

• Sharon Needles likes to party.

• The end.

Okay so its May now so the top ten game is over. If you want I have a new idea for a game called the "How to" game and to demonstrate here is an example.

How to play the "How to" game

You will need: 

*brains

*fingers

1. Ponder all the stupid people in the wold.

2. Consider your genius.

3. Think about what it is in the world you do better than no one else.

4. Realize there is nothing.

5. Doubt yourself.

6. Contemplate suicide.

7. Decide to at least finish this one last blog post before you off yourself.

8. Think of one dull subject you at least know something about.

9. Write down the steps to achieve some goal.

10. Decide you at least did an okay job with that.

11. Feel better about yourself.

12. Dream about the future.

And that's how you play! It's not that hard and it could be fun and I can't think of anything else and we at least know for sure that Gob won't come up with anything better.