Wednesday, February 26, 2014

...and now, goat goblin!

Hey gs!!!!!!

Nice reasons Gob here's the reasons I'm excited for March

*Spring break
*It will bring us closer to April


Okay I've never seen that show idk what to tell you Gob

Yes Groot is cool but...Gamora is better sorry.  I'm sorry you are so wrong about this.  I think it's time for you just to admit that Gamora is the best.

I don't think I will like Kata Mara as Sue because...she aint black.  Okay the only actor I know that they have cast for this movie so far is Michael B Jordan. Well okay the reason I know him is because he's been rumored to be playing Johnny for a long time and so I watched an entire season of Parenthood that he was in except I skipped a lot of the parts that didn't have him.  But still.  I wouldn't sit through a crappy show for any of those other actors just saying.

Though to be fair Johnny is my favorite but that's probably not the reason why I like MBJ

Good job of guessing what my pic was!!!! Well it wasn't the best chex mix really but


Thats good about your should Hob

Yeah Ben looks like rocks but before he looked like rocks he looked like a normal man but that aint how I would think he would look. It's just all wrong.

Too late I gave him back his ipod today.  Also I told him about my plans to sell it on the internet.  Yeah it was a bummer that he was in class today bc he was really annoying and I hate him.  But that other guy there's no stopping him he always comes to class.

That's so goos about your work schedule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Awwww yeah we gonna party.  That's a nice list of stuff for us to do. But you forgot "other"

I think you just don't want any hills and you just want it to be smooth and that's why its called smooth sailing.

Idk it might just be my card it could be other people's too I'm not sure.  Dangit I'm supposed to do this thing to get my card to work but I keep forgetting. Well I'll do that later. Yeah they told us they were switchin up the card reader but they didn't say exactly what day it's happening and I didn't think that it would cause my card to not work anyway.  They just changed it from like a thing where you slide your card through to a thing where you just put your card up to it. They changed them on all of the dorms I think except one because no one cares about that one.

Dangit speaking of dorms I wish I could know where I'm gonna live next year already

Wow well I can't say I understand your opinion on the GOTG trailer...and I can't say that I respect it either.

Your order is really rusty.  Where would TASM2 be in your order if it was still gonna have MJ in it I wonder.

Well g clearly Hawkeye rejected that cheese because she didn't just want a teeny piece of cheese she wanted the whole pizza!!!! You really offended her by offering her that tiny scrap and to accept it would be to disgrace herself.  Next time try forking over the whole pie.

What I'm not hecking up the game on purpose!!!!  Okay the problem is that I can't really bring a camera into the dining hall when I don't have the pockets to carry it because I take off my winter coat before I go in and my camera don't fit in my pants pockets.  Like in the fall it was easier because I had my jacket with pockets that I just wore into the place but I don't have that on me anymore.  Okay but today I will try for sure.

Nice job on that quiz.  Haha yeah I know I put that in my post to help you out.  I don't even remember where I learned that though.

Yeah same about Heroes.  If it don't have Sylar in it tbh I don't care. Well maybe if it had Isaac.  Haha that'd be funny though if Isaac was in that show but Sylar was not.

Haha nice job not doing anything at work.  But not maybe that guy will try to get revenge on you one time by not doing anything and the cycle may continue!!!

Is everything you're throwing out everything except your bed and your PeterMJ trade and whatever???

Nice french toast pic here's a picture of my breakfast

Yeah let's do those challenges.

Ooooookay it's let's talk about comics time!!!!!!

Fantastic Four #1
*Wow so on the first page it's just like some words to Franklin and Val at the top and it says to my children and I kind of assumed it was being said by Reed and I was like bleh but then I was like wouldn't that be great if it turned out to be Sue???  And then I scrolled down and it was!!!!!
*Haha I don't know what he did now but I'm glad Sue despises Reed!!!! Same here buddy
*Well I guess one thing he did was screw Ben over somehow.  Poor Ben.
*Is this supposed to be a shocking image of Johnny in a bar surrounded by women?  Because...that seems pretty on par...for Johnny...
*I like how Sue's like ah remember the good old days and then the good old days are chaos and destruction.
*I don't get why the red costume??? They look really weird?????
*Okay so when I read this I was like that seems weird for Fin Fang Foom to just be destroying stuff for no reason and then I was like well I guess I just don't know enough about Fin Fang Foom but then it turns out I was right because Reed said that is really weird!!!!!  I am more knowledgeable that I give myself credit for I guess.
*Don't you hate it when you think it's clobbering time but then it turns out it's not clobbering time yet?
*Is it really necessary to turn into spaghetti to cross the room, Reed????
*Is it really necessary to hug someone with spaghetti arms?????
*Isn't Val like 4 years old why is it necessary to respect her decision to go live with Dr Doom???
*So why does Franklin get a red costume but everyone else still have their white Future Foundation ones???
*Bentley is the best and his chocolate ray is a very good idea!!!!!
*Alicia's probably getting clay all over Ben's rock skin
*Is Storm Warning....Johnny'
*Awww sleppy cute kids and Dragon Man

Brb gtg have dinner

Bleh that was a worthless dinnner but good news I took a pic of it and here it is

Okay that there on the left is a sandwich and here's what was on it: turkey, cheese, cucumber, lettuce, and mayo. It wasn't that great but it wasn't horrible okay the key to getting a not horrible sandwich is to give the person making it very specific instructions like I told the person I wanted two pieces of turkey and little bit of lettuce so at least I didn't end up with a tiny bit of turkey and mountain of lettuce like sometimes happens.  That there on the right is supposedly chicken and dumpling soup but it didn't have any chicken or dumplings in it.  Basically it just had  a couple of pieces of carrot and like the scraps of some chicken and dumplings I guess. It was pretty worthless

Well it's still let's talk about comics time.

Superior Spider-Man #28
*Am I supposed to be rooting for the goblins because um
*Wowwwww Spock is so stupid the place is coming down and he's just like um um um okay let me think about what we should do hmmmm
*Like wow he stood there and thought about it and one of his minions died because of it and he's just like oh well THAT WAS YOUR FAULT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEEL RESPONSIBLE HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF SPIDER-MAN
*Also if his robot hadn't shielded him he would have died too probably
*Also he just tells his minions to hold the enemy back while he escapes to safety like wowwww way to only care about yourself
*I hate Spock so much I'm gonna cry
*Are you suuuuuure you don't remember constant smothering I mean Aunt May was pretty....smothering too
*Okay well no one can ever say Ock had it worse now because now Pete has lived through his own crappy life plus Ock's.  Not that anyone should ever say that in the first place because Peter has been through way more shit but yeah.
*Why does MJ call Pedro Ollie??? I mean I know that it's something to do with his last name but just why
*Poor Carlie tho
*So Ock is Spider-Man and Pete is Doc Ock this is just great
*Dang if Anna is fridged I'm gonna be reaaaaaally mad

Okay that's all.

Oooooo only 3 more issues until Peter comes back!!!!!!!!

Speaking of Peter he aint gonna answer questions today because he's now Doc Ock but luckily we have a substitute!!!!!

Venom!!!!! But NOT Agent Venom just good old Venom.

901. Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and creme or butterscotch pecan pie?
We want candles scented like brains!!!!!!!!! Blueberry brains and creme!!!!!

902. Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables:



Vegetable!!! No....fruit!!!!




Delicious fruit!


903. Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cell phones in public?
It annoy us very much.... Any loud noises annoy us. They are uncomfortable...

904. Is love a commitment to one person, or can you love more than one person at the same time?
We love no one!!!! Only hate!!!!!

905. Cover or original:

Smooth Criminal; is it better by Michael Jackson or Alien Ant Farm?
Ssssssmooth Criminal is a song about Venom!!!  Venom is a very sssssmooth criminal!!!

Blue Monday better by Orgy or New Order
We do not know this song!

I Want Candy; Is it better by Aaron Carter or Bow Wow Wow?
We want candy...candy and the Spider...

Love Song; Is it better by 311 or The Cure?
We despise love songs!!!

It's My Life; Is it better by No Doubt or The Talking Heads?
We do not know this song either!!!

906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling?
The loud noises of this planet...and the fire.....  The fire is most uncomfortable

907. Do you like Maroon 5?

908. Would you ever go on a blind date TV show?
Maybe after we destroy the Spider...

909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only?
We have no need for clothes!

910. Who's arms would you like to crawl into?
The Spider's arms... We will crawl into his arms...and destroy him...

911. What the hell is your problem?
The Spider...still existsssss

912. Look around you. What is the most beautiful thing you can see?
The Spider is so beautiful...

913. What is the most beautiful thing you can't see?
We thought that last question wasn't supposed to be literal.

914. Take a deep breath. Yawn deeply. Do you appreciate the things most people take for granted, like breathing?
Breathing is unimportant to usssss

915. Do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you're all congested and can't breathe right?
We suppose so.

916. Is congestion a positive thing because it helps you to appreciate breathing?
No...that would be ssssstupid

917. How is your life like a work of art?
It is painted in the red blood of our enemies!!!!

918. Do you feel that your life influences and is influenced by many other lives?
We are influenced only by the Spider!!!!

919. Has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you?
A smile means nothing to Venom!

920. Have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together?
We think only that the tree is fortunate we let it live!

921. Do you notice the little things in life?
We notice the Spider...such a little Spider...tiny Spider...itsy bitsty Spider

922. Do you feel, as Jung did, that deep down, underneath our individual personalities we are all the same?
There is no one like the unique he is...We have never tasted anything like him...

923. Do you feel a great oneness with the universe?
No...we are separate from everyone else!!! We are Venom!!!!

924. When was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself?
When we caught the Spider in our web...

925. When was the last time you set your self free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought?
We never care about the thoughts of other creaturesssss!

926. Have you ever held someone and appreciated how delicate and fragile all life is and felt that they were even more precious and beautiful because one day they would die..and so will you?
We will never die!! How dare you threaten usssss!!!!!

927. In ten years someone else might own your house and the room you are sitting in now. Someone else might be standing right next to where you are sitting now. So that means you could be standing right next to someone but you can't see him or her because they are ten years away.
No one will take Venom's house!!!

Ever look at life like that?
Like what???? You are trying to confuse us!!!!

928. When was the last time you:

Soaked in a bubble bath
We hate bubble baths!!!!

Read a good book outside
We hate books!!!!!

Held someone's hand
When we held the Spider's hands behind his back and caused him pain...

Felt truly joyful
When we captured the Sssssspider

929. What do you bring to this world that no one else can?
We bring us to this world....or we were brought here by the doesn't matter. We are Venom!

930. Do you feel that you are part of every living thing in this world and that all those things are part of you?
We are only part of ourselvessss

931. Are you more afraid of death or not completely living?
We are not afraid of death because we will never die! Many people have tried to desssstroy us.  They always fail!!!

932. What was the last thing you wanted to do but didn't or couldn't do?
To destroy the be with him...

933. Why don't you try and do that thing now?
He is a very ssssssslippery Ssssspider

934. What is the most wonderful thing happening right now in the world?

935. Name 7 things going on around you that you normally wouldn't notice:

1. V

2. E

3. N

4. O

5. M

6. !

7. !

936. Name three things you hate

1. The Spider

2. The Spider

3. The Ssssspider

937. Name one GOOD thing about each of those 3 things you hate.
He isssss the one we love

938. What do you tend to see in black and white, rather than in shades of gray?
Venom is black and white...  But mostly black!!!!

939. Admit three things you do that you are ashamed of but shouldn't be. 

1. Our love for the Spider

2. Our weakness for the Ssspider

3. One time we tripped over a dog.

940. What qualities make a person “good” in your eyes?
Sssspider qualities

941. Do you have any of these qualities?
Yesssss we got them from the Spider!!!!

942. Are you willing to do what it takes to achieve what you want to? 
Yessss we are

943. Name one bad quality about someone you love.
He rejected usss

944. Name one good quality about someone you hate.
Hissss power

945. Are you pro life or pro choice and why?
Pro choice!!! We despise babies!!!!

946. If you are pro life write a reason someone might be pro choice. If you are pro choice write a reason someone might be pro life.
They have a weaknessss for the children

947. Can you see the beauty in?

A bumble bee:
We despise bees!

A man skating:
We despise skating!

A woman combing her hair:
We despise women!!!!

A box of tissues:
We despise tissues

Yourself naked:
Yessss it is the ultimate beauty. Venom is beautiful!!!

We despise light!

948. What are you most afraid of?
The soundsssss...the vibrationssss

949. Whose life would you REALLY NOT want to ever have?
We will take anyone's life....we don't care who we kill...

Their lives matter nothing to us...

950. Can you come up with a reason why you might want their life?
For revenge.....

951. Name one thing that is beautiful about your body

Our tongue is so beautiful...

952. Name one thing that is ugly about your body
We can't.

953. Name one thing that is beautiful about your mind
Out hatred

954. Name one thing that is ugly about your mind 
Our love for the Spider

955. Who was the last person you were rude to?
We can't recall.  We don't care about mannerssss

956.Are your elbows soft?
If we want them to be.

957. Are you ticklish?
We will not tell you that...

958. Are you awkward or graceful?
We are so graceful

959. Do you wear glasses/contacts? 
Nooo glasses are for weeniesssss

960. If you wear contacts what's the longest you have ever left them in your eyes?
We said no!!!

961. What's going on where you are right now?
We are answering theses questionsss

962. What is your favorite thing to touch?
The Spider...

963. What is your favorite kind of incense?
Your words confuse us....

964. What relaxes you?
Killing people!!!!

965. How much time have you wasted?
Too much time!!!

966. How do you afford your rock and roll lifestyle?
We steal what we need!!!

967. What does teen spirit smell like?

968. Do you mostly listen or hear?
We do both!!!! What a sssstupid question!!!!

969. Look or see?
These questions are foolish!!!!!

970. Do you comprehend all the things you read?
Reading is for weeniessssss!!!!!

971. Is it necessary to be repetitive in order to be creative?

972. Do you control your attitude or does it control you?
We control ourself!!!

973. Are your relationships mostly passion or conversation?
Passion and hatrred!!!

974. Do you do what needs to be done regardless of the consequences?

975. Is money how you keep score?
Money is uselesss to us!!!

976. Who can you do everything or nothing with and still have the best time?
The Spider

977. Just because you're angry does that give you the right to be cruel?

978. What is maturity and where does it come from?
We don't care!!!

979. Who is the maturest person you know?
This does not concern us!!!

980. Who is the most immature person you know?
Shut up or we will kill you!!!!

981. If there was a fire and you could only rescue one thing from your room (all people and pets have escaped on their own, even goldfish) what would it be?
The Spider...if he was in the room.

982. If you could, what 3 albums would you force everyone to remove from his or her CD collections?

1 We don't care!!!



983. Does Marilyn Manson scare you or bore you?
Why are these our only two optionssss

984. What do you think of the Insane Clown Posse?

985. What's the best movie about high school?
High ssssschool musical

986. Do you like Michael Jackson better in the 80's 90's or today?
He issss dead...Just the way we live him..

987. Is choosing a different store to shop in from most people really making a statement?
It is making a sssstatement that you like to shop in different storessss

988. What's the riskiest thing you've ever done?
When we went back to ssssave the Spider after he tried to destroy ussss

989. Have you ever ridden in a car while the driver had been drinking?
No that is sssstupid

990. Who needs to get a life? 
No one NEEDS a life...they can just as easily be dead.

991. Do write on yourself with milky pens?
What are milky pens????

992. What should be different about high school curriculum?
They need to teach the children to kill each other!!!!

993. Right now are you exactly the way you want to be?
No...we wish to be with the Spider

994. Who can save you from yourself?
No one can...

995. Are you a responsible person?
That is the Spider who is responsible...

996. "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious."
— Oscar Wilde

Do you agree? 
Yessss we are very charming...

997. How many greatest hits albums do you own?

998. Are you at risk for a.i.d.s.?

999. Do you want to have it all?

1000. Do you collect green pictures of dead presidents?
We collect....brains!!!! Red brains of dead people!!!!

Oh Venom you rascal.

So....Hob remember when you told me to draw a pic that was MJ and Gwen and Peter's butt? Well that's why you are to blame for these four pics

Yup you are to blame and no one else is.  Well maybe PeterMJ

Okay that's all have a nice day!

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