Monday, February 17, 2014

the lady and...the goat!

Heyyyyyyy gs!!!!!!

Oh okay Gob well I thought you meant it was like exactly the same kind of that stuff bc that didn't really make sense to me bc it's not like that was the only thing they had it just so happened to be what I chose to have.

Tyt about my pic of my dinner.  Wow how can you not like cheesecake???

Tyt about my vid!!!!

Okay well we won't know if it will be hard to use the wiimotes until we try.

Tyt about my pics. Wow when I spend hours on a background everyone is like what is it and when I do some lazy backgrounds you like them..... okay.

Okay Cap get to work on planning cc

But the real question is when will they start filming the Fantastic Four movie????

Aw g that lil baby.  She's so old tho that's not what I expected

Wow I never thought Hawkeye was the villain but I used to think a lot of dumb things about the Marvel movies like I thought Captain America and Thor were one movie.  And I thought that Iron Man was in that movie too.  Wow I was such a confused person once upon a time.

Speaking of Kitty Pryde that's p cool that Ellen Page came out as gay the other day.

Um I don't know what you mean by that one guy but he's the guy in Cap 2 that has wings so you'll know him when you see him probably.

Well I bc it wasn't that simple I wanted to break up w him for a while but I couldn't do it. For a while I thought I'd just have to marry him to avoid ever having to break up with him. Hahah yeah I still have his ipod too bc he wasnt't in class today. Though I don't actually want to keep it I mean it's kind of redundant bc it's the exact same one as mine even the same color.  Though his has worse music.

Aw g well maybe not bc you and me are not a spectacular team at cooking things.  But I would have enjoyed eating your dinner probably.

Well I would be willing to skip over spring if it meant that summer would come in like March I guess.  But yeah pls no snowing in April this year.

Tyt about my cupcake pic.  My floor had a cupcake decorating thing for Valentine's Day.

Tyt aboyt my vid!!! Aww yeah that was my intention to put tears and feelings in people.  It put a lot in me too when I was making it.

Aw g I'm sorry about my pics :(

That lil Spider-Man boy!!!! Haha if I was a lil boy I would wear a Spider-Man costume all the time.

That's weird about your arm. Maybe all the bones were out of it.

That's a crazy Avengers dream.  Haha why were the Avengers mad about Venom being kidnapped???  Well maybe if it was Agent Venom they would. Actually that happened in Superior Spider-Man except only the symbiote part was kidnapped except it sort of kidnapped itself by going onto Spider-Man and then the Avengers had to get it off of him and get it back to Flash.

That's a crazy tgiving dream too. Next year let's all bring friends to tgiving.  Haha jk that'd be rusty.

Nice dinner pics!!! Looks so yum!!!!!

Nice valentines!!!! I wish I had them!!!!!

Okay the other night I had this dream and when I woke up I typed it up and here's what it says: I was Sandman and me and Alistair Smythe escaped from prison but then the cops were chasing us so we had like this grocery cart and I sat in it and Smythe pushed me across this parking lot.  And then we had lost the cops so we got into Smythe's car which was on the other side of the parking lot except his nephew was supposed to come and unlock the car and leave the keys in the car while he was in prison but apparently his nephew was stupid and he unlocked the car and didn't leave the keys so I was like can you hotwire it? And Smythe tried but he couldn't do it. So then we were trapped and the cops were coming so we ran away and we went into a mall and went into like this kids clothing store and we got kids sunglasses and kids clothes to wear and I got Spider-Man sunglasses and Spider-Man pajama pants and Smythe got like shiny gold sunglasses and a tutu and then our disguises were complete so we went to this place and we looked on the internet to find out what our enemies had been up to while we were in prison and we discovered that Spider-Man had been de-aged to a teenager and had changed his name to Arachkid and Mary Jane had gotten superpowers and was going by the superhero name of Clyde.

Hm what can I do for the game??? I got new batteries for my camera but it's too dark to take any pics in here and Molly is sleeping so I can't turn on the light and I can't think of anything to take a pic of anyway.  Okay I'm just gonna draw another pic of my din.

Okay it was some pasta with some tomato sauce and olives and spinach and mushrooms and also some baby carrots. It had an okay taste to it.  The worst thing was there was a really long line for the pasta bar so I had to wait a long time for it bleh.

Okay well apparently Spider-Man's gonna keep answering questions until someone tells him to stop.

601. Do you have a lust for life?

602. Do you want to get more out of life?
Are you trying to sell me something?

603. Would you want to learn to:

Convert to Buddhism?
Learn to convert to Buddhism? Uh no thanks.

Cure a hangover?
Not a big concern to me, but I'd be glad to share this wisdom with MJ ;)

Lie persuasively?
I've been lying to everyone for ten years I think I've got the hang of it.

604. What character from a movie is most like you?
Hedwig. Because we're both dead.

605. Are you comfortable with the idea of your own death?
I'd be more comfortable with it if Doc Ock wasn't running around in my body.

606. How do you feel about arranged marriages?

607. What do you hate that everyone else seems to like?
Norman Osborn

608. What do you like that others seem to hate?

609. If you had to be named after a month, which month would you pick?
May :)

610. Is time more like a highway or a meadow to you?
It's like a highway that runs through a meadow and tramples all the flowers.

611. What is your favorite movie?
Didn't I already answer this?  Wrath of Khan!

612. Which would you choose to be back in the day: a warrior, an alchemist, a minstrel, a bard, an oracle, a peasant, or a merchant?

613. What is your favorite song lyric?
When Captain America throws his mighty shieeeeeeld, all those who chose to oppose his shield must yieeeeeeeld!!!!!

614. What will you never run out of?
Webs. Hahahaha don't I wish?

615. If you could force someone to fall madly in love with you, (anyone you choose) would you do it?

616. Have you ever seen the Disney movie The Black Cauldron?

617. Have you ever read The Black Cauldron by Alexander Lloyd (or any of his other books in the Prydain Chronicles)?

618. Have you ever written a paper the night before it was due?
Buddy, I'm the master of writing papers the night before they're due.

How about the day it was due?
 I once wrote a paper an hour before it was due and got an A.

619. Is there a movie you have watched so many times that you can quote it line for line?
Don't grieve, Admiral.  It is logical.  The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few...

620. What is your favorite season?
Season 3.  Oh wait, do you mean of the year? Summer.

621. Do you mind being described as cute?
I'm cute as heck!

622. What is the tackiest object in your home?
My webbing.... Get it? Tacky???

623. What do you think people are most ignorant towards?
The existence of mole people.

624. What is it that makes you an interesting person?
I'm Spider-Man.

625. What makes other people interesting to you?

626. How open to suggestion are you?
Like mind control?  Probably slightly better than average.

627. Is Michael Jackson black or white?

628. Are you often lonely?
Well I live a very lonely life.

629. What’s the most unusual pet you’ve ever had?

630. Have you ever threatened an authority figure?
So many.

631. If you had to choose would you rather make all your decisions henceforth with your head only or with your heart only?
I'd rather MJ made all my decisions for me.  But she won't do it.

632. How imaginative are you?
So imaginative that I just imagined you didn't ask me that.

633. Do you like the Counting Crows?

634. If you took this survey from the diary did you note me so I could read it?

635. Are you more tense or laid back?
I guess...tense

636. Does your happiness depend on anyone else, or are you happy no matter what any one says or does?
I'm not happy at all.

637. What do you think of the idea of putting the bible into the format of a fashion magazine to attract the interest of teenagers?
What??? Uh okay well do whatever you want I guess.

638. How often do you drink to get drunk?

639. Would you consider yourself to be diplomatic?
Hmmmmmmm no

640. Do you think that most of the classes you have taken were taught in such a way as to make plain the relevance of the subject matter in your everyday life?
No not really.

641. Do you remember Crystal Pepsi?
Uh no..

642. When was the last time you spent a night away from home?
That's basically every night.

643. Some people say that there is no such thing as a stupid question. Is that true?
Most of these questions are stupid.

644. What is the most interesting TV channel?
Food Network

645. Name one song you could live without hearing ever again:
The one that goes like do do do do doooo do do do do do do. You know that one?

646. Do your pets understand you when you talk?
Well, if Wolverine's mostly sober and you speak in monosyllabic phrases, I THINK he can sometimes comprehend you. But I'm not sure.

647. What are three things you HAVE NOT done that might surprise people?
I haven't mugged anyone or robbed a bank or killed anyone on purpose.

648. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
Jean DeWolff.

649. Have you been to a museum this year? 
Only to stop people from stealing things from them.

650. Do you ever watch porn?

651. Do you think that it would be a good idea if people served in the army, navy or air force for a while before they were allowed to vote?
I think that's a horrible idea.

652. If you were required to do this to vote, would you?

653. Do people often give you weird looks?
Usually only when I'm wearing my Spider-Man suit.

654. Do like Japanese cooking?
I really don't know.

655. Do you care for stray animals?
I care about them, if that's what you're asking.

656. Which animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them: 

657. Are you ambidextrous (equally good at using both hands)?

658. Do you always say; “bless you” after someone sneezes, or do you hesitate?
Why are those the only two options?

659. If you and your friends could go away for 2 days over Halloween weekend where would you go?
Somewhere where Halloween doesn't exist.  I hate Halloween.

660. Which of these animated movies have you seen and what did you think of them: 

661. Do you feel that society is male dominated, female dominated, or neutral?
Male dominated unfortunately

662. What words offend you?
Threat or menace

663. They’re just words. Can you get over it?
Yeah well you try having people call you a menace all the time and see how you handle it.

664. Have you ever looked into different religions?

665. Which ones have you looked into?
I haven't!

666. What do you think of Satanism as a religion?
You saw the chance and you went for it.

667. Do you like it better when your classes are taught sitting in rows or sitting in a circle?

668. Have you ever read your own tarot cards?
I don't have any.

669. Which ones do you like better, the three old star wars movies or the 2 new ones?
The old ones.

670. If you scream in outer space does it make a sound?
Well no you can't hear sound in space.

671. If you saw The Queen of the Damned did you want to be a vampire/Goth afterwards?
You know I'd love to be a vampire but gosh darn my radioactive blood. Sorry kids.

672. If you saw SLC Punk did you want to be punk afterwards?
You know I'd love to be a punk but gosh darn my radioactive blood. Sorry kids.

673. What is your favorite zombie movie?
That one. With the zombies. I forget what it's called.

674. Best kids birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater
This isn't a're just telling me what the best kids parties are like.

675. What were your parties like when you were a kid?
 I never had a birthday party when I was a kid because I didn't have any friends but I used to spend the day with my aunt and uncle.

676. Best teen (about 15-16) birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert
This isn't a question either.  And name one teenager that wants to have a ceramic party. Really.

677. What are/were your 15-16 year old parties like?
They were the same because I still didn't have any friends. The only difference was by the time I was 16 Uncle Ben was dead so Aunt May made me a cake and I think we did a lot of laundry and I cried in my room.

678. Best 18th birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party
Okay do 18 year olds really go to chuck-e-cheese?

679. If you are 18 what was your party like?
Betty came over and had cake with me and Aunt May. Yeah that was fun I guess.

680. Best 21st birthday party: ceramics, chuck-e-cheese, roller rink, bowling, sleep over, movie theater, house party, catered in a hall, restaurant, family trip, concert, club, pool hall, college party, bar, Atlantic city/Las Vegas trip
There isn't even a questions about my 21st birthday after this...why is this even a question?

681. If you saw The Craft were you interested in wicca/paganism/magic afterwards?
I never saw it

682. What are your top 3 priorities?
Aunt May, MJ, protecting people.

683. If you saw fight club did you want to get into a fistfight afterwards?
I like punching people but seeing that movie is not why.

684. What is your favorite smell?

685. Give everything below a humor rating (1 = laugh your ass off, 2 = lol, 3 = smile, 4 = lame, 5 = not funny, 6 = offensive):

People falling 

Rape jokes

Sarcastic comments

Blonde jokes

Dirty jokes

God/religion jokes

Long-ass jokes

Death jokes

Pain/sickness jokes

Animals doing cute stuff

Bodily functions

Knock jokes

Ethnic jokes


Ironic situations

685. If you saw Cruel Intentions did you want to have lots of meaningless sex afterwards?

686. Do you get at least three hugs per day?

687. What should someone never say to you/call you if they want to remain on your good side?
They should never...threaten people?

688. If you saw Trainspotting did you want to do drugs afterwards?

689. Do movies have a great influence on you?
Oh is that what you're getting at?

690. Do you have a favorite reality TV show?
Uh no

691. Are there certain roles that people are pressured to play in society or can they basically do whatever they want?
Probably..society influences people.

692. How does the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake compare to the original movie?
I dunno

693. Have you ever held a magnifying glass over an insect to burn it?
That's cruel! Insects deserve better than that!  NOT that I am an insect.  I am just speaking for my insect friends!

694. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly, butterfly or any other insect?

695. What would you think of a guy (if you're into guys) or a girl (if you're into girls) who wanted to take you to the park to feed the birds and look at the turtles and fish in the water on a date?
I'm in!

696. Do you use public pools?

697. Do you use public bathrooms?

698. Do you use public showers?

699. How old will you be in 17 years?
Forty something.

700. Would it effect you at all if you knew that a very large meteor was headed towards earth that would impact in 17 years?
I'd...probably try to stop it. Dang it.


Dang it I got all caught up on Agents of SHIELD and now I'm behind again.

Oop I forgot about this post.

Well that's good enough.

Have a nice day!

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