GODDAMMIT YOU GUYS WE MISSED OUR 700TH POST.
OKAY WELL.
I AM KIND OF ANGRY RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DID NOT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN.
WAIT OKAY IF I DO THIS WHOLE POST IN CAPS LOCKS THAT'S GOING TO BE ANNOYING.
I NEED TO CALM DOWN.
Okay. I am calm.
But okay I don't ever see how that is possible like how can Cass just like. How can he just start seeing Lucifer blah blah blah. Like did he TAKE Sam's memories of Hell? Wouldn't he also have to take Sam's subsequent memories of everything after Hell? And if he did that wouldn't that make Sam really confused like why am I here when I was just in season 5 and what is a leviathan? And if he didn't do that wouldn't that just make the last few months of Sam's life really confusing and make no sense at all? And then wouldn't that make Sam really disoriented because at least his hallucinations made and now nothing will? And shouldn't Sam still be tired? And how can you take someone's memories? Like how does that work? Like obviously you can erase memories kind of or whatever which is what I thought the Wall was. But how can you take memories and give them to yourself? Do the memories change when they are transferred to you to make it seem like all that happened to you (but then you'd think it wouldn't be as effective because Sam's tortures were probably tailored to his unique position and personality) or do you just remember them happening to someone else (which hey, also not that big a deal because remembering someone else be tortured is not as traumatizing as remembering your own torture)
AND FURTHERMORE Cass was like okay the Wall if broken but I can shift it to me. And okay the Wall was like. A memory block, right? So if you shift a broken memory block... Um. Nothing should happen. Ding dong its me your memories! Oh no Wall I see well that's fine I'll just come right on in LIKE NORMAL! IT WOULD DO NOTHING! I DON'T UNDERSTAND!!!!!
I HATE CONFUSION.
But okay. In addition to this just. Not making sense at all. I HATE IT! Because Cass, yes I hate him and yes, okay, he deserves this and more BUT THAT'S JUST IT! I hate him! I don't want to see him! He is not a character that I love to hate. He is a character I actually despise. I hate Cass, I hate Misha, I hate the idea of Cass I hate everything he has ever done, I hate everything about him. In general I mostly want to see bad things happen to people I like. I don't want to see people I don't like at all. So Sam's craziness? Perfect for Sam, completely worthless when transferred to Cass. And really, I want Cass to be a perfect happy butterfly so I don't have to watch "his" problems. I mean I don't care. Really like Cass could live happily ever after in a castle or die bloody and screaming. It doesn't matter. As long as I don't get to see it.
AND AND AND Sam and Lucifer have a perfect relationship. Cass and Lucifer? They are strangers. That is not interesting to me. I mean, okay when I say I love Sam/Lucifer I am not joking around. Okay and I don't just like it because Lucifer loves Sam or because Lucifer hurts Sam or anything. I mean there are so many things...but I can't explain it right now.
AND ALSO wait dammit what was I going to say.
I DON'T REMEMBER! WHY!?!?!?!?
Okay. Well, um. I was promised (by spoilers) that the effects of Sam going to Hell would never fully go away so I am hoping this will hold true.
And I guess this has been going on for a while but come on it was only important in like 3 or 4 episodes that's not very fair. But I guess like well how could it get worse than this without Sam actually dying... but you don't have to fully cure it! Okay maybe Sam should just have died then... No, I'm kidding. Sort of. But okay if Sam still has some effects of it. Like...just something. And if Cass gets rid of it somehow because lets face it, who wants that? (I mean apparently Cass fans don't like to see bad things happen to Cass so) Then...I will accept it.
BUT ONLY THEN.
Other things that sucked about this episode were:
*Cass
*Dean is really just not a good person
*Meg was annoying
*The actress that plays Meg, I'm sorry but she is horrible
*And then ending (well doi that's what all this post has been about so far but I'm just putting that on there to make sure you all know)
*Oh and the stupid Cass montage.
*Well all the stuff with Cass you got that?
BUT THAT'S IT! I LOVED THIS EPISODE! SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT WAS GREAT ABOUT THIS EPSIODE!?!?!?!??!?!
*THE BEGINNING! Wow that was like. That was just spectacular!!!!!!!
*Sam and cars continue to not get along. (further evidence he should get a motorcycle)
*Lucifer Lucifer Lucifer.
*Sam's hair! All of the hair on Sam! But mostly on his cute little face!
*I really love mental hospitals!!!
*Lucifer probably really loved seeing Sam in white!
*All of the parts with Sam were great.
*Wow there were so many great parts.
*Sam loves chocolate! See, I told you!!!!!!
*Sam is the best. He is the best ever.
*Sam was like. At rock bottom and still feeling sorry for people and helping them. Oh Sam.
*One not Sam related thing: I love demons!!! (except Crowley and now Meg which sucks because those are the only two left with names and personalities I guess)
*But the demon that was torturing Sam! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Sam's high pain threshold!!!!!!!!
*So many things.
*So many.
*There was a lot of good stuff in this episode.
WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED THE REASON THAT I FORGOT!!!! Okay, because hallucination!Lucifer was actually Sam. Well okay its partly made of what Sam remembers of Lucifer sure but its also himself. And when Lucifer's complaining about this and that and insulting people and trying to get Sam to hit people? That's Sam. And when Lucifer's singing Stairway to Heaven fifty times in a row? Sam's doing that to himself. And when Lucifer constantly puts Sam down and says hurtful things? That's also Sam. And that is beautiful. SO THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!
THE NEXT EPISODE LOOKS DUMB SORRY
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