The Whole Truth

Once upon a time there was a hobbit. She was so darn beautiful. She preferred to go by the name of hob. She was not green. She loved magic. She loved to learn. She loved you, Harry. She had a sister who was a parasite and a cousin who was a goblin. She was curious about how a hobbit ends up with a parasite sister and a goblin cousin. She also had another darn cousin who was a company man, and this puzzled her the most. She liked many things. She liked Lost. She liked Harry Potter. She liked Merles. She liked other things too, perhaps. She liked to gc as well. She liked to begin every sentence with she. She watched the cutest little movie last night that had a big ol beautiful bird in it named Kevin who was a girl. She was excited for 2010 because of Lost and Glee and a Motion City Soundtrack concert and the Deathly Hallows part 1 movie and all kindsa things! She loved kitties also.
Love,
Hob