glug

heyyyyyyyy gs!!

omg apparently there IS a big bang theory big bang. wait doesnt gob watch that show. gob are there ships in that show? wow i was looking at what ships people had written fic for and they were like all het. gross.

well what is there to say. today was glug. wow gob only has half an hour and he hasn't started his post. wow what was today even.

omg i was just looking at old posts and i found the thing where you can generate fic drabbles so i generated one:

1000 Demon Dogs

Sam paced smoothly back and forth. Beautiful dread filled his heart. Dean should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my lush love, Sam thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Dean had been taken hostage by Adorable Hand, a supervillain who had the city in a state of cool terror. Sam fainted dead away, like a brother who really loves his brother.

When he came to, there was a bump on his foot and the beautiful dread had returned. "Dean, my incestuous honey bunny," he cried out loudly. "What is Adorable Hand doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing slowly as he punched him in the back.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Sam remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 demon dogs, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Sam ordered in a supply of demon and set to work, folding dogs until his foot was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last dog when Dean walked in the front door.

"Dean!" Sam screamed and threw himself into Dean's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 demon dogs and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in bed. He kissed Dean quickly on the back.

"Actually," Dean said, pulling away quietly, "I was rescued by the Hot Kitty. He's a new superhero in town." Dean sighed. "And he's really brotherly."

The beautiful dread came back. "But you're cute to be back here with me, right?"

Dean checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Hot Kitty for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay steamy, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Sam choked back a sob and started folding another dog. Then he went out and got drunk instead.


oh man that was really sad to me :( but e was obv just trying to make sam jealous. hahaha "he's really brotherly"

ok well.

Day 15 - A scene that makes you angry

bleh well ok i guess. hmm a lot of scenes make me angry. i guess i'll talk about one that i think we can all agree on because if it's something that para wouldn't agree with then it could start another feud and some things make me too angry to feud about. ok i think para talked about this in a dif post but that scene where sam and adam are talking and adam's like "do you know how full of crap you are?" bleh i just BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. omg it's funny to me that he's saying that like he's this guy who is right in this situation but really HE'S the one who's full of shit. omg that stupid self righteous glug omg i hate him. ok he's like whining because he didn't get to spend enough time with his dad and...wow...i can't even...wow ok oh man wait brb i have to go puke. omg i just want to barf all over him. bleh he's just this child who doesn't know anything about anything. well that's really all i have to say actually. i hate adam so much.